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Play co-op. ;) You only have to have birds that you have to keep watch and play with, as your are also trying to occasionally play a game on the side. Game is easy but I already lost 2 entire paper pages to them. ^^ Anyway: Muh citadels. ... and before someone says I only had (WG)-bots on my side:

This is what happens when you get sloppy while trolling with your alt-accounts. Let the re-trolling begin ..........

Only one Yamato shell? If you want to impress a cruiser player you gotta make that half of a salvo so at least 4 or 5 shells hitting- and all shells have to bounce. I bounced all 7 shells hitting a Tashkent out of a full 8 shell salvo from a Hipper. I play both classes, and cruisers are so ridiculous bad its not even funny. Everything in this game preys on cruisers for an easy kill; ofc even other cruisers, because lets be honest: what else are they able to harm ... Correction: The main problem is that 1 pen and 3 overpens are already more than a quarter (!) of a cruisers hp-pool. So you all you have to do is hit a target the size of and manoeuvrability of a battleship (with a citadel even bigger than that of a battleship .....), but with the armor of a DD ....... Even if you cant, there is always dispersion to "aid" you ........

WG ministry of truth will tell ya obviously. Honesty I ve been trolled by dispersion pretty damn hard yesterday in my BBs. One case is even mentioned in the met-forumite-thread. But whenever somebody moans about anything about a shitty cruiser, besides the p2w ones, being unfair, I just wonder what game they are really playing. Maybe the vintage version with the citadel-bug and immortal cruisers? Has to be something like that ....

Yeah, this is even so much better at first try: And for those curios: The Result. An work of art that only can be described as: "A European silver-peasant, disgruntled with WG-EU, uses his mobile to take a look at a US/RU website and check their events". Get a US ship with rather continental drift turret rotation (NM, Wyoming - just to name two) or use a higher tier one and use him to counter slower rotation if using the reload mod -> and there is a noticable difference.

I call this one: "Why cruisers are crap, Part 1: HE is useless aside from enlisting in the shitty fire lottery" I mean seriously ....... thats Emden-lvls of bad. One of those fast T9 BBs would have probably netted me double the damage even without torp hits ........ and without the threat of insta-deletion as well.

Oh well thats enough info to remember that game. Yeah, your CV war pretty ........ bot. We had a little miscommunication in TS. I obviously didnt want to push a Roon hiding in a smoke while being spotted. I think our Amagi took that as advise for dropping speed, while I obviously in reality wanted him to keep moving and just kiting away. Without speed up he was sadly not fast enough to react to the obvious cruiser rush. And then .......... "that dispersion". I mean seriously, "f-u-c-k!", if you cant land even a quarter of your MB on a target thats ~ 4km away you should either simply uninstall or RNG is really really hating you. I didnt need a citadel, I needed just some god damn regular hits and the game threw for example one shell OVER the ship, one shell into the water and the last for overpen in the upper belt; and that with a waterline shot on a broadside Hindenburg at less than 4 km. I think I had 3 or even 4 salvoes like that in a row - "Epic Stuff" I tell ya. Anyway, enough salt about RNG, its always good to see a Forumite! (Also a good chance to dump some of those rare-to-run-out compliments )

I remember meeting T_H_O_R (or how its spelled ;)) in the enemy team. I think he was in the DesMoines but I played a lot of games today so I might be wrong on that one. I am not even sure which team actually lost.

Try preserving a 100 % WR in co-op over hundreds or even thousands of battles. I dare you! If you want to be hardcore go equal or above of T 8; it doesnt get more competitive than that.

€: I always knew Damanta was a Scrub! Lately I have been playing with a lot of those Scrubs .... €2: I forgot: I saw that! __________ Played only 4 pvp battles yesterday. First is that Bismarck battle on the previous page. Second was a unremarkable Ibuki game. Spend a whole game burning a FDG for a lousy 60 something k damage. Serves me right for picking a shitty cruiser. The last 2 games tough ........ Well the first one (acutally the last one yesterday) was pretty close: We turned a 6 on 9 situation around. Not thx to one Bayern and one König on our team. Later cowardish-noob went behind an island (you know the one south of the south spawn on Trident...) in the crucial moment of the game despite being over 50 % hp. But hey watching your teammates fighting 2 Bayerns in a Kongo and a barely alive Fujin without doing anything useful? y not? At least I had Kimie on my side and in the end another Kongo showed up after finishing the enemy teams 3rd wounded battleship. Together we crushed the Bayerns ..... So while our König was busy fapping behind a island, I warn him that there is a DD lurking along his route after clearing the island. Apparently I am the idiot and noob, but it was certainly not me who preserved his hp in a continous 5-8 min island-fap only to get deleted by a devastating strike from torps AFTER being even given a warning. In the end I held all 3 Epicenter rings long enough for us to win pretty decisively on pts when the time ran out .... 800 to 300 I think. Oh yeah and I even had some reports left for the König which made the victory at least bearable. And ind the last game (3rd on that day) I just had Kongo unleashed in all her glorious might. Even better it had me complimenting our ......... CVs. Yes, I said that. I complimented both even. They did a great job on giving aircover and both rightfully deserved their rewards. Likewise no ship was getting past me alive to even threaten them. The icing is that, pretty much all damage is on regular ships and not the result of some lucky CV farming after they did run out of planes. I sure do love my Kongo! To bad I dont have AO around in the NY so I can tell him all about that again. Well this is the closest I can get to express Kongo-Love with a SFW love-pillow-pic (or what the heck this japo-thingy is called) .....

Half?! Make that a quarter at most (ofc the winrate helps to counter at least xp generation somewhat). Even less if you consider that 1 ship is a higher %tage of the enemy team since that only consists of 8 ships. Taken that into account as well and we are around 1/8 of pvp rewards. #imagetrichincoop

Its always nice to outscore the T 10s and 9s on your team. Bouncing off a Kaba with freaking BB AP is not so fun. At least I wasnt in a cruiser so I could still hit him and do some minor damage .... But yeah, WG totally cant figure out why T8 cruisers are utter crap ...

Would 1 day worth of botting be enough, or should 2 be required? Its not like WG gives a damn about them either ......

True, there is even a article on Wikipedia : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blockship Imagine shooting at a Langley above 8 km and getting bounces. Thats bad, but what if he gives broadside and ...... you dont penetrate because apparently the armor is too thick. In my eyes they are still better than the original monstrosities that Shitberg, Karlsruin and Swinelana were, but not by an awful lot. They are also quite fun to play in co-op - and only there. Once have I been talked into actually playing them in pvp and oh my lord ....... Tbh I actually envy you. I was extremely looking forward to some of those cruisers, and now I will sell every single one after being done ...... At least they are kind of fun in co-op. I still think the Shitberg was the ultimate deal in this game, but at least the grind was short-er. I even didnt use free xp on the Swine-Lana. On the other hand Karlsruin and the original FU-taka broke me to a point of using free-xp to hasten the pulling-out-of-this-sewer. While not as bad as Kolberg, I hated playing them even in co-op so much I couldnt stand the way longer grind. Now Emerald is one of those patience tests ...... I suspect 4-6 months of co-op if I only play the daily double on a irregular basis.

Yeah the last guy that did that was moaning about DDs "ambushing" him around islands. BOT-DDs! Also it was teamkilling scum-troll, but yeah ...... You guys know what this thread is sorely missing? A "Where are RN BBs?"-kind of full paragraph.

You get a like from me for that one alone.

No bundle with ramming flags?

No fag recommendation? I am disappoint! ;) -> Put on the CQC-Flag as well for extra pew pew and less "how did you miss THAT?!"

But with that little detour the ship is "earned", and now has a extra layer of armor against any reasonable balancing attempt trying to penetrate.

From Yesterday - the only lost match. I am still counting those Witherers since I got now only ........ 5 - I think. Cruisers still purple, and thats with several games in the pos that is Hipper. On the flipside: If you do as much damage in the Hipper as I would do in a Wyoming, this site already considers you ultra 1337-haxx0r-pr0. On the bright side: I am cured from the idea to take that thing out for a spin; until my victimised subconsciousness suppresses the memory of playing a shitty silver-peasant T8 cruiser again ....

Told you the replay wouldnt disappoint you. I forgot to dump a report on him; with being busy during the match being the explanation for not doing it immediately. Thankfully I had a division to make up for that.

Ran into daki on the green team. Rather thankfully on the green team because desperately needed too, since we had a Shima that could best be described as bot. Anyway awesome carry with Kraken and everything.

A very heartfelt warm thx to the good soul, even reaching out to me ingame, but I dont know if I should apply because I have all the port slots I will probably ever need. Oh well, knowing my luck Ill never win anyway so it doesnt matter ....

You know whats really sad? 1k is (depending on tier) very solid on both WR and performance without p2w, whereas in a Tirpitz with premium time and everything its pressing "w" 4 times and then enabling a bot .... at least 4 out 10 times because thats the usual win rate of bots. Yesterday I was kind of happy to get my first 14 pts captain through diligence and not-hiding...... now I am in a screw this-mood again after reading those numbers ........

Well execpt for the guy trying to rig the whole thing and hand out payments to his henchmen on the side .......