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Why are buying torpedoes in the server store? Still makes more sense than OP. Proper non weeaboo version.

Ah damn I meant Takao. The whole Takao being the ARP version of the ingame Atago got me there .... well and the companies sub-department Christmas party. ^^ Well at least my theory of blue hair -> blue ingame ship proofed right, even if screwed up the typing down. ^^ Yep, he might even drop below 70 % WR, the damn Scrub! We really gotta light a fire under his flank to carry (us) harder. I still remember his early 23 % WR, high damage Scharnhorst games ........ epic MM, I can testify to that. ^^ Every TS ever with Loran as the commander when discovering what the MM has come up with. btw: 3:22 could be the official Scrubs hymn? Or would simply the MLP: FIM theme do?

Fixed. Again we are not talking about someone 51 % WR 50 k damage in Tirpitz -> Lol noob l2p you should go broke or co-op. We talk the hardcore trash here with sub 20 k k damage 11 % HR in Tirpitz all up to FDG or whatever polluting countless games now. I see the same kind of BS I used to see in lower tiers now with ever more alarming frequency in the higher tiers. Or hell who am I kidding? In T 10 top tier ships to be precise. Name something utterly stupid and it has fully metastasized into BT 10 games. Take this game: We said to go and fight over B. 3 BBs deploy by going away from any objective, not only B; died later ofc out of position without achieving anything. They solely lost us this game as you cant play with only 1 battleships against 4. I immediately recognised this team as lost to my divisionmates in TS, ofc we still tried but: Thats a double high caliber, you know, 60 % of the enemy teams hp. Ofc this would has been impossible without the other division members and some people on the team actually trying, but still: So 3 BB admiring the scenery and actively sabotaging; at which point am I allowed to be mad? 5 BBs? I am honestly long past the point at which I rather play co-op than without a division (for division play go to 4:40 in the YT vid above ), and yet, even with 3 players trying the best (not spouting some BS about being unicums or anything, just fúcking trying) there are way to much simply hopeless games out there with parasites and bots. Yes they are on the enemy side too, but the steamrolls are not satisfying for either side. Do you really think shooting (bad!) bots is exiting? I can do that against stronger opponents on co-op! Look at the game in the Pensacola from before: I would give up my own rewards without a care, so Captain Crayon there in the floating battery, aka Kongo who simply refused al requests for help and to join the battle and the 2 channel-idiots dont get a single point of xp or silver but instead only a (albeit very low) bill. If you dont start seriously educating (with both carrot and the whip) the players around T 5 as latest point, how the actual fúck can you expect them to suddenly pop out a cocoon at T 10 as a "beautiful butterfly".

You have to be more obvious with a old man not very versed in Hentai. It actually took me a while to make the connection between Applecase and the first one. Also, you know, you ruined now every atsf vid for me in which he says things like "underage-boat" or "teenage-boat". btw: I post some weeaboo stuff (in another tread) and AO doesnt even notice and comment? Son I am disappoint Again you have to be more obvious. I could take a guess thats Atago, but only because the ARP ship ingame is blue without mods and her hair is blue. Thats some weak foundation for a thesis. btw: Pony has Waifu too if you want! Even anime-girl style. Remember? How about (same character)? Hope thats "anime style" enough. (Taking that Kancolle thread ( ) in the OT as reference, it might not be. Bottom line: So enough trolling. To all potential applicants: As you see we have everything from lickable windows to waifus covered ..... as well as some hilarity thrown in for free.

Well thats certainly the first time someone described my gibberish engrish that way. This so much. Thats basically the whole reason why I argue for a ingame-performance and win-oriented system being interweaved.

12 RU ships sunk. Met several today, sunk none. Misery likes company I guess. Dont get me wrong, but I am glad I am not the only ok-ish player failing hard and feeling like trash for not being able to complete this "seemingly easy" mission while playing way more T8 and 9 than usually.

Like I said: I took a shower and now I feel at least clean on the outside. But yeah ....... some epic display today. I meant the Neighbours domination game. You are right, cant be the first one. I thought it was the first one since I crashed there at the beginning and thus it was the first one in the list afterwards. My bad. Tears of the Desert was also flawless carry by you in the middle, with me being mostly busy fruitlessly scampering after a DD ....... Well at least I got some smoke shooting done. I think there was at least one DD who took some solid hits in smoke. Then there was a Fiji with 14k (that one was on Neighbours - I remember that ) from multiple hits and salvoes. And last but not least the DesMoines taking a double citadel from a battleship from glorious dispersion while being unspotted because of being smoked. Esp the last one: All skill, no luck. €: Those F3s! - remind me to go border hugging if I ran into you ever on the enemy team in a boat with F3s.

Yesterday I had a co-op WR of I think 50 %. Today I ragequitted just after 4 games. Yep way to much Noobs in high tier ships. Some highlights? - A Montana(!) just moving enough from the spawn to turn broadside to the nearest capcircle and play floating battery. - Essex dying with 70 xp. Btw he wasnt afk and died to surface forces, not to a enemy CV strike. Some epic stuff right there. - Kagero players in general seem to be dumb as fúck. I mean that guy is hiding behind a island for minutes, only to TK a friendly battleship takes the cake. I now the other idiots in Kagero are disappointed now, but take solace in the fact that you really tried to be the most useless braindead DD ever as hard as humanly possible. - A Zao refusing to shoot a Kaba when its not the only thing spotted. I mean rather picking a close range gun fight with a Yama rather than helping preserving what little change there is to turn the game around is freaking amazing. I can kill a Yama. I cant kill the russian faceroll boat. Enemy division knew this and so their Yama focused on the cruiser, not on me. - A Yamato rather trying to cap with a known DD in cap with the small islands on hotspot, NOT following the Bismarcks wake (Bismarck capping and with hydro makes sense so no complaint here), grounding broadside to a enemy Yamato. Instead of ..... you know ...... helping by directly engaging the enemy Yamato in open water. You know the thing that by itself is outclassing the poor souls actually trying to carry this sorry [edited]team. I left out the rest since I decided to limit myself to only the top 5. The first game of the night was the most pleasant one. lup3s and I worked together marvellously. lup3s carried hard. I had the Ibuki so no carry potential at all since its useless but I still got a confederate out of that game. Unfortunately I didnt take a screen. So have this one instead: Enemy Kaba player is a good one, and so is the Yama so there was never ANY chance with this team. I am honestly more salty about the ship itself. Kaba is broken as fúck. I have 0 problems with Udaloi but Kaba? No citadel, but still armor some cruiser would envy? Armor to bounce even Yama AP but still overpens only? Overpens only but still cruiser HE can go fúck itself? And then WG decided to buff it even further so it can have propulsion and 40 % stearing gears at the same time?! At 11 km a Kaba doesnt even need to dodge. Slowing down and speeding up is enough ........ Either remove the armor or give it a citadel ...... simple as that. Thankfully I was in a Battleship and not in a completely useless utterly shitty T8 cruiser (you know those T8-9 cruisers "counter" Kaba "so hard", that you can basically quit to port when one starts shooting at your turd) so I still put 10 k into him via mindgames and not shooting like his current speed and would predict. Still 10 k damage on a DD vs 86 k damage on a BB is not a good trade at all (yep I got THAT much support from this wanker team, busy fapping, tking, hiding and ofc dying - for the time to elapse for the enemy Kaba to do that damage to me in shells and fires - roughly 50:50 - alone).

Its clearly showing sorely. Obviously I need to post more Pony material. Pony is the collective term for all the tribes. For example: The variant without wings or a horn (or both) is a Earth-Pony specifically and a Pony generally. Similar its Pegassus-Pony or even Crystal-Pony. And here I was, ready to make some remarks that the picture looks like its been tailored in a strategically censoring way. btw I know how much you like your Hentai Shipgirls, have some Applekaze on the house: btw1: Ducks and Ponies dont cancel each other out: Gotta put at least this in spoiler or the page really becomes unreadable. ^^ or btw2: How do you get all those chatbans? Either the noobs and cowards are to ashamed before the righteousness of a Scribe .... Warrior (definitely, Warrior sounds better ) of the Order or I am simply not doing them enough justice by flaming them to modest.

They are not similar (enough). So some historians prefer to view them as 2 different classes being a single ship each.

Yeah and then there were CV "as they were" making it into closed beta, open beta AND release despite being known as utterly broken for several months. How about that? We can do this all day. I think known but pulled pack stupid ideas of WG might draw the short straw against implemented BS.

And why do you think reddit has a bigger audience than the official forum, despite the fact that you can get all the devoloper chats, patchnotes, announcements basically everything here in one place? Oh wait .... Hell if I want accurate complete with all available info-patchnotes, I visit the Asian_!_ mainpage and I suspect every remotly interested player too. This is again, kind of and old topic too ... and nothing has changed. I would recommend that if you want spent money on this game you apply the same logic as WG: Do it elsewhere but definitely not on anything WG-official. Remember when they wanted people to pay for the last skill rework? Yes? No? ..... Maybe? It was only after a tremendous outcry they came with the solution of temp. discount to 1 doubloons and a hand full of free doubloons. Lets say I will give WG the benefit of a doubt again AFTER they at least managed to not fúck up or antagonize for at least 3 months. Yeah I know its hard for them to do for more than a week, and also because even if the skills arrive in another fashion, I will see it as due to outcry of the playerbase (seriously WHICH NOOB came up with the idea of Keen Intuition in the first place?!). But on the other hand thats still more generous than requiring a similar period of good behaviour compared to "being WG as we know it", as that would place the earliest "benefit of a doubt" around end of 2018!

WG EU messing up? Impossibru. But hey, at least the battle played doubled from a little over 3k, when "completion rates" looked "good", to a mighty over 7k now.

Amagi stock armor is utterly crap. Even the Bayern can get citadels on that one starting at 6 km. If the Bayern citadels something bigger than a cruiser from less than point blank range you know it crap. ...... no buffs tough. Thats whats free xp is for. If the thing is stock, you need to play it like the Kongo back then when you could be up a enemy force of solely 16" or up batleships. Play it like a super heavy cruiser and hope for the best.

More Window licking material. You would thing thatt posting that much Pony would have any potential applicant running for the hills, but apparently no. BTW: I already "tested" the ability of lup3s to stand some "milder" () bitching in TS a few days ago. Good man, definitely get him ... .... or at least a Window to lick.

+ because: Rainbow Stalin. (Seriously watch the whole thing, including the beginning I left out ). Yeah I post some Weeaboo stuff and how CVs deserve to rightfully farm kills (on continuously border hugging BB-cowards!) on the same day? I know, I know: Wheres the real Hava and what did you do to him? (on-topic spoiler) No abductions recently.

Damn now I got 2 things (other is Architektons Projector ) I gotta remember to compliment when the new "server day" arrives and I get a new crate of compliments. It had to be done. €: Damn now its 3! Stop it or will have to commit the quota of several days. apropos riot: Dont worry thinking to much about that one. The person who would get this is maybe not even reading the forums these days. another €, since nobody made that one yet: Actual footage of some shuffle program .... of "a WG employ" doing re-balancing work for a upcoming patch.

Google is your friend then. Just a teaser of what you can find: From Patch Notes 0.5.2 Germany: For the German cruisers Kolberg, Königsberg and Nürnberg, armor slopes are now taken into account in the calculation of protection for the engine and magazine, when hit by HE shell fragments. The probability of damage to the engine room from shells with a caliber below 6 inches (150 mm) or less is reduced to zero I will not provide accurate links and snippets for every little bit.

And the memory of the past. Remember when the german-no engine-cruisers came out? Engine failures even to misses from 102 mm DD he? Being sitting ducks without hope and remedy? 0. Their own testers probably told them how much they sucked or else they are freaking Noobs. 1. STs told them what ridiculous crap they puled. 2. Com Contributer told them "this crap is broken". 3. Everyone playing them for 5 minutes complained about the obvious thing. 4. The whole Magazine -> "unable to reload"-matter or outright KABOOOOOOM as a bonus. I never farmed so many detonation flags in my live. Come again, how loong did it take them to realise their error and fix crap? Hell if I remember correctly LS changing to a 2 pts skill was largely thx to the german cruisers -> lol. Remember the citadel incident? "Testing the actual patches on the PTS is fur pussies! (pun intended) We are invincible!" -> Turns out only cruiser citadels were after the patch. Remember the Smoke incident? Everyone says this crapis broken now? -> Dont believe it. They have proof with replays and all? -> Dont believe it. Their own STs tell them its broken? -> The cake is lie! -> "but .... but ... we didnt touch smoke!" Remember in the end it turned out that BOTH they had fucked up smoke (duh!), and there was a very specific bug running wild. And thats just from a very old mans failing memory. With the crap WG is pulling all day long you cant blame me for not remembering every retarded move WG has made (or wantig to type it out again ....). And yet .... people are giving WG the benefit of a doubt? This. This so much. On EU you even have to visit SEA to get all the available information in time.

Actually its said: "Expect ships like Smelly, Neu-Trash, Blyat-Projector 56 destroyers!" For me "expect ships like" implies there is more Sojvet cold(war era)-pressed-paper to come. Could be techtree, could be p2w - who knows? Right, terrible oversight. My bad. .............. and I love it.

That helps only if you were the only one screwing things up. There are obviously more people at WG/Lesta who should keep away from any "ship" - at least as part of the "crew". Only if your goal is a damaged ship, potentially a hulk with losses of live, material and possessions. I mean obviously some people like WG plan all along with a wreck; and even more seem to think its o.k. to play Captain Obvious after the disaster is already unfolding. To keep the analogy: WG is not only giving half live-boats on purpose: They also charge you extra for having to use them.

Same as with torps or DDs: If they are not spotted, they are not really there - or you gotta have a skill/brain for that. WG is like a iron meteorite on a impact course for earth. Its dense, it has no awareness or regards for the player base; it only wants to excavate as much impact ejecta as possible (aka the wallets of as much noobs as possible). If you want to prevent it from fúcking up everything you gotta start early, or things will get only more difficult ........ Wrong, right now you holding a months-old telegraph of an Iceberg warning in your hand + a list of ships formerly lost due to icefields and -bergs, Captain Smith.

Its funny how people are still willing to give WG the benefit of a doubt after their track record in the past. ...... until its all of a sudden in the game and the damage is already done/racking up. If have a red oven plate here: Want to come over and touch it with your whole palm for a minute? You can call that preventive-flaming - and its more than required with WG being the equivalent of a red ovenplate-licker.

You cant buy skill in the premium shop .......... but you can buy a p2w premium ship and get all those "completely fine and balanced" captain-"skills" with the captain training bonus for farming inferior ships. Its just a different form of "skill" that comes more from the wallet instead of the brain, but hey, thats how WG and a lot of the playerbase want it anyway.