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.... and then tell us, it was to save us the grind to get them .....

You proofed you valor enough? That way of phrasing is insult by itself. I mean wth you proved your "valor" enough to be inundated with a shitty commercial and directed to the appropriate place to dump your cash? It should have said ....... .... at least thats the idea you get on WG stance, and esp. WG EU, from there behaviour in general and especially recently.

I was a cruiser main. Now I played so much BB that I am actually a cruiser AND BB player. I dont want any of those retard changes that buff BBs even further and benefit only Noobs that are to stupid and generally unwilling to learn and think. I have argued for a cruiser buff for over a year now; so far WG only managed to buff BBs even further against cruisers and to release additional p2w cruisers while the peasant ones remain in the gutter, and recently even p2w ships with premium shells (aka British CL HE). Again I dont want any of this dumbing down BS of the game. Exactly.

Two games for today, I think were kinda worth mentioning: 1. Look at that devastating strike ....... .... its on a Benson ......... .... in smoke ..... .... without a detonation. lup3s knows how much I like them smoke shots. Yeah I know the damage is kinda meh, but the Benson was the first ship to die in the whole game. Now comes the clue: So he is the first ship to die in the whole game and still on top of his team? Yep one of those hopeless cases. They just accepted defeat and didnt even put up a fight. Half the enemy team is still alive and everyone gets shitty rewards ..... great. 2. 404 team not found. In the end only our division was alive - with both cruisers very low. Unfortunately planes from the dead Skycarcinoma kept us spotted before the AA of my NC could get them down and so we lost Kostis. We tried our best and used our chances in the best way possible ........ but you cant win if your side has 1 BB to their 3 BB s,and no DDs on our side against their 3 DDs. TBF our Mahan gets a free pass since he detonated. That would have been 2730 _base_ xp on a win. 8190 with the x3 ..... even more with captain flag ....... *sigh*. Anyway great to have been finally playing with yet another great guy from the forum: Leo. After some technical difficulties he got to listen to my bitching.

First of all 150 and 152 mm guns cant penetrate 25 mm plating with their HE shells right now. Go set up a training room and fire at the bow a NM with Cleveland or Nürnberg-> nothing but damage from fires. Mogami with 155 can do damage. This alone was the reason why p2w-zov needed 26 mm plating all over the unarmored parts - to be also immune to Mogami 155. Cant have glorious russian cold-war "sea-legend" of rotting in different harbours get damaged from pre-WWII rice-field-watherhoses.

13 Soviets down ....... apparently I killed a Soviet ship today, although I cant remember.

Which will do no harm then since its not like the other feedback is heard - you best of all should know how WG is. People went already to great lengths why this is stupid retarded game destroying etc. Same with Bastion. Same with cruisers being shi7 for over a year. Counltess more retarded fuckups. WG wants a short tl;dr feedback to send to their devs? Well thats exactly what I will provide then. They dont send what I write? Again there is then no difference on actual received and acted upon information. Respect is something of a bilateral matter and I wont go to length and insult individuals, maybe even trying their best - as I refuse to think the state of excrement WG EU is putting out is due to our community team, for example - but WG as a whole? Noobs - with even worse destructive potential than some random T 10 BBaby complaining about torps and fire. Get them away from any computer keyboard and let them smash rocks against each other - provides the same clacker-clack without doing harm. This. So far I so no end to the stupidity there. I got a glowing red oven plate here. Want to touch it for a full minute and then tell me wheter its hot or not? Bearing in mind WGs history: I got several more plates, all red - maybe they are at a different temperature? But remember you gotta touch each one at least for 5 minutes to "collect" data. and this is how they come up with new concepts and how they implement it in the game: Sry Noodle, I ve never taken meth, and I wont ever; even if I miss out on trying something fair and objectively. I dont know what the WG guys are taking, but maybe prejudice and bias towards certain substance would have helped to avoid the situation we have now, and even the downhill that lies ahead. btw: WG wants money, the Noobs getting result without thinking and BBs/CVs shitting on everything without a chance to fight back - in that order. This so much.

I can give WG my feedback already and save them the bandwidth: 1. You Noobs! 2. Plz uninstall! Kk, np?

Yep, damn that. I mean what are people supposed to do? Fund SCRUBS-2? Thats stupid, why should one be required to do that in a not-retarded system ...... Ive heard enough of AOs Hentai-expertise to know where this is leading. Dont mind me escaping through the window, head first, before you start. ( ...but then again to all interested, feel free to stop by for a division or a friendly banter) Isnt AO busy licking Ponies? (I will never let go of that quote! ) Damn, so I got now no official reason to post Ponies ..... to bump the thread? I even put that one aside for the next time AO posts so I dont have to hear the part about furry again. Thats one - more or less. Its truly as "purple" as it gets too.

If the the game would be true to that, aka bot detection and punishment, that would also remove half the "players" on both sides each every random battle and ranked probably as well. .... but honestly, this mode is so bad that it needs to be disabled in a hot fix patch asap as a immediately contingency measure.

Kimie got me out of my confinement to my co-op-fortress of solitude - this time on purpose (we got accidently in a pvp match with me in a Emerald. Lets say I now have 0 % WR and 6k avg damage in that thing, and it wont change in the near future or EVER). Result is then the daily thread. Several Windows have been cleaned that day.

Its called seal clubbing. ;) .... wait, whats it called when: WG gives out a shitty tank on christmas - which you will sell - that cant pen even diarrhoea even with premium amo, and then everyone bring their sealclub tank out to farm Kolobanovs or whatever that one is called?

TBH I feel like I have to step up my "performance" in that regard. Quite some forumites, Marvin comes to mind ;), seems to have a perma abo for that one, and I didnt get a single one yet? Am I being to easy on the idiots, cowards, parasites, wallet warriors, WG in general? Has to be the case ........

Picture limitation ...... ___________ Onwards again, some random Ibuki games of having no real influence on the battle at all, slinging ineffective shells from shitty cruiser guns ........ I really hope the Zao is worth it, but oh wait: WG is already "working on that" as well. In a related matter: I now got my first ever 14 pts captain ....... only a horrible grind to go for 15 and CE. I mean what a pos. Its like deliberately being a burden to your team. I love how WG decided: Wait that shitty T 7 cruiser is not bad enough, quick lets nerf the turret rotation below BB lvls so its a downgrade in that regard from even the shitty Mogami 203! I mean what the hell, the Atago might even be better than this thing; its as much of a "T 9 cruiser" as the Ibuki after all! It even has the T 9 module built in albeit its the turret-rotation one and the range mod can come in handy for shots on enemies already burning retreating away from you; but then again the turret rotation IS also necessary on worse-than-BB-rotation. Well and a runs-into-Shores-all-the-time-because-of-abysmal-turning-circle game for closure Think that ones OK so far. Shitty cruiser and all that, but fire and range help punching up when bottom tier exceptionally well (altough this game was only BT 7) in general. I have great hope for the Charlie Chaplin which would be my first radar cruiser; and it even keeps Skycarcinoma away -> Yay! Have some "Legendary" to go along the "legendary a$$-suckage" of the ololol-random-citadel-cruisers and their 0-damage HE shells up to and including 203 mm.

I like the authentic engrish! (Its not like what I type all day long isnt also to be considered engrish ) Left out the obligatory "All your base" on purpose.

Exactly. Just to clear it up as I am not sure I made myself clear, or if I go you wrong: The gif in my post is supposed to represent WGs stance on playerfeedback.

Got a kill on a russian cruiser yesterday. I thought I was already at 12, so I was wrong or this one didnt count ......... 8 to go. 10/10 would flame WG for this mission again.

You dont turn pink if you kill a division mate - can be even a dynamic division; everything else gets you pink no matter the damage. btw: I turned pink for ramming damage ......... anyway, only way to get unpink now is to win the boop-battle against Pinkie Pie herself.

You know people were (rightfully!) complaining that the idiots, cowards and noobs were playing the game like the caps are Lava. So WG thinks: "Lets make the caps actual Lava; so this behaviour is actually justified! -> Genius!" Since they nerfed DDs and cruisers with this BS along the way its "even better". Now I at least understand what the hate for the Bastion mode on the PTS was about -> WG and feedback about any upcoming premeditated disaster originating out of the depths of WG-catacombs: Same ofc for server equality.

Glad to hear you had a good time, Blogis. Havent played pvp for over a week now. Well aside from the one time when Kimie accidently got us into a pvp match with me in the Emerald. Now I have now 0 % WR and 6k average damage in that monstrosity - which I dont mind at all since I can use it as a painful reminder if I ever entertain the idea of buying a low tier RN cruiser back. Well I thought I would play more over the holidays but honestly? Even the idea of what teams are awaiting me is putting me off, both co-op and pvp. Last time I tried to help a forumite getting a torp hit on a CV for the achievement. So I brought the Zuiho, you know the only Skycarcinoma I have, to co-op. Its incredible to what length people are going to whore even the last bit of damage instead of least leaving the nearly finished of CV be (after being asked! Ofc the could head the request in first place and never shot on the CV at all). Ceasing fire on a 800 hp CV? Are you mental, thats at least 5 xp and 300 silver! 5 games in a row - no luck. Well enough wine, I just came to chew bubble gum, kick a$$, bump the thread and post Ponies. .... and I am all out of bubble gum and a$$ses to kick.

Since you are a clanmate, there is only one thing to do for me now: H4X! CG, and even in that pos NO!

The actual fúck. I know there are some serious Noobs in the development teams, but I am honestly speechless. Yeah I didnt play pvp for a week now I think, and thankfully didnt get the fort when I did.

So he likes to play co-op. If you insist I am sure he will division with you and troll-block your ship for entire games in pvp. I could do that as well, you dont even need to ask. I hope since its pvp, we gain "credibility" in your eyes then.

Also remember: Nerfing Mogami into ultimate crapterritory that are now silver T 8 heavy cruisers AND buffing p2w-zov. NEVER forget the combined action effort there. This ought to be interesting. EG, even without invisifire there is zero reason to play the Gnevny over the WG-fed-with-money-after-12-Gremlin; and then they gonna buff that further?