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I knew it, and the displayed WR is both the main and the bot acc combined! Anyway if all goes well, another recruit: We ought to have the second branch full very soon if we keep this up ........ which means: I gotta step up the picture posting so when Gene and Loran think of another name, they have nothing but Pony on their mind - voluntarily or not.

Well it certainly doesnt hurt. Since we were talking about having some food and being raiders of the lost fridge ingame anyway, have something related (also, technically not a uni- but a alicorn): btw: I love that artists work. He is also the ones responsible for a few of those ship-waifu pics previously.

I'd say you nailed that one. ^^ .......... and again: Picture/Recruit - the sequence of events is to striking to not be noticed.

Oh my I might miss out on all those riches: Members of the winning element who earned at least one coin will receive a special achievement, a commemorative flag, and an exclusive camouflage package! Only coins earned for achievements in any of the contest categories are considered. Tell you what: The only possibility to get a coin is, if I decide to team with some forumite for pvp. The emphasis here is on the forumite because I couldnt give less of a care about the other thing. It would be different if you could do different purchases for example: 50 coins: WG staff trying to disarm mousetraps with their tongue. - Hell, I bet the grind would be real on all the servers in such a case. In absence of such a offer, I gladly miss out on the legendary treasure of buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulshiit. €: I have the Kami R btw, and I wish it gone. I already offered those thieves that turned it into yet another p2w ship to take it away while giving money not to me, but do a donation to the ABCSG or for connivance sake: the ACS, because I KNOW they have a fat donate button on their mainpage - so it would be easy to make a lets say 20 - 25 $ donation - which is roughly what they were charging for a Kami R back then.

Theres only one real way to do this: I hope the noobs at WG understand the feedback.

AO, I think you need to add some optical waifu-bait to increase chances of success.

Yeah I concur with the great truth about WG chat. Clan chat is an even bigger mess, because you cant simply close and reopen it to bring the erased lines back. ......... but still: The only Discord I lay my trust upon, is the one voiced by John de Lancie.

I noticed and commented on that as well. Damn shame because there are a lot not-Scrubs that used to visit that chan which are now missing from that deserted chat. btw: See, I told you "those pictures" are bringing in the recruits. Anyway good day yesterday, long weekend ahead ... only thing missing is WG filing for bankruptcy; but I suppose you cant have it all. Since I am in such a good mood (sleeping long sure does help too) have some light humor: and some music. I know the lyrics are probably not going to ring a bell with most of the Scrubs, but wth, I am posting it anyway:

Writing the same here as I did in chat ingame: I enlisted to whatever was the leftmost to get 10 something and then proceded to play co-op because I honestly couldnt care less.

Anybody wants to open a poll about the most likely sites of WG failing horribly or on the other hand achieving unknown heights on pissing people off? I bet the results would be a more valuable data pool than that half-assed post game survey that keeps popping up from time to time. Or how about the launch party orgy. We better keep things "small and civilized" this time. What makes you so sure they will be able to meet their self set deadline.

FIFY btw: I distinctly remember that you either had to turn them on in the carousel manually or have the cartoon-port selected in the first place after the patch which introduced that very said carousel filter ...

I think AO will feel left out. Also: Hey those pictures are bringing in the recruits (if they dont run for the hills first). Thats my explanation and I am sticking to it! Fair warning tough: This Sat. the 15th will see the return of FIM to a regular weekly airing schedule - until around autumn, at which point the actual Pony-movie will hit the scene. So however you would describe my posting style, it will probably be more like that in the near future. (The good side of which is to hopefully be able to stand the shitty game and the noobsquad behind it and get back on ts for some walletwarrior- and humanoid-bot-bashing)

FIFY, ...... and awesome. Thats one way to put it. but anyway: Most people seem "thrilled" like somebody threw a snake in their lap and they dont know whether or not its poisonous (again....). Or maybe, for our russian-overlords, an analogy to the 2013 Chelyabinsk meteor would be more fitting, with people unable to advert their eyes from a possible harbinger of impending doom.

You got a weird "aster of Ori" in white at the back of your sentence/text. ^^ btw: Loved that game(s) to bits back then. Hell I even played the MoO Mod in Civ II. ^^ I really cant stand the idea of having a fond memory defiled by WGs foul corruption. So no, there is no MoO by WG, and even if there would be one, I wouldnt pay for it. Cant say anything about playing Stelaris myself. I know it looks like a interesting game, but thats probably not really helpful. ^^ Anyway up for our beloved Scrubs:

Oh crap a WG event. I'd say kill it with fire, but then I would making bad puns about the element-part. Its not like players have been burned before by WG and WG-EU in particular. Others might like to see that diarrhoea flow like water again, but I had that enough recently irl. If I want to drown myself in a miserable spectacle I can always read up on the patchnotes for the next PT. If I had to pick sides, I would enlist in that team, since WG has been in my shed for far to long: (10 internets to all that get the reference - as I cant link the yt-vid since its kinda ... explicit.)

Basically this phenomena: .... and WG is really working hard to make it to the top of the equivalent of this list. (Also EA has more games/studios to fu<k with ....)

Makes sense ...... Btw, I think Marvin wants a reset too. "He" might try to convince the support right now to do it without any proof. ;)

And understandable error due to human weaknesses, but yet remember: Dont give in to their schemes, and more importantly: Dont give money or supplies to the enemies of fair play and the biggest source of noobism and wallet warrioring known to the masses oppressed by their disgusting p2w premiums.

I remember being hit on ingame for money with the text saying something about paypal offers. Needles to say they can shove any offer up theirs. In return I can think of some destination I would like to offer to send the whole bunch to - completely free of charge.

..... and here I thought that Vid about the Panzer-Girl-Dating-Game ( ) was the weirdest thing I saw recently but ...... anyway I think I can keep us all covered working purely with Pony-stuff: [quote name=xXx_Blogis_xXx: For Blogis and likewise: (You gotta admit, I nailed that one, even down to all the colours €: finding ofc, its not my work ;)) Standard: (daaaw.....) ... and for AO from his favourite Equestria-Men Artist: ...... you know what, I throw another Ship-waifu in as a bonus. (A DD ....... and a japanese one, I suppose, but apart from that: dunno) btw: I have absolutely no clue what to put on some of my ships ..... thx to WG taking a diarrhoea dump all over that starting with rpf. Random comment: Black DD is fu<king retarded; and thats hell of a feat giving their track record which sets the bar quite high.

1. Description page says Kaba. Kaba with armor but no citadel, heal, ridiculous speed, is lame beyond belief; to quote atsf: its cancer. So no, that shouldnt count for any medal anyway ever. ;) 2. Has the freecam ever be not randomly broken in replays from update to update? I know they are fixing it sometimes after they did the chat-fix and the return of Jesus in general ofc ........ ____ Mighty sick here. Picked up something nice at work which has me laying in bed like a oversized paperweight yearning for the sweet relief of being asleep or at least unconscious in any way. Since I was in a world of bodily fluids anyway, I thought I could give WoWs a try. Not feeling like typing as much as usual but: Since I was feeling like throwing up anyway, I figured I could give the game in co-op a shot - just for the hell of it. ........ and I did. Throw up I mean (well, that did cut that game short, but I had 3 kills anyway ....). Ended 1 of those game in the middle (the first, WG-Noobs did reset my key bindings...), and all the others on top. Players certainly have not changed ... Well I dont have a clear view on all changes (but I read ......some ... since I couldnt lay down for another minute sometimes), but even with being sick like a dog recently, I still produced less waste-fluids than what WG managed to put into the game; and thats mighty impressive because Ive been leaking from both ends like the freaking Exxon Valdez .... NONE of the issues are in any way tangled or resolved; but rejoice: moar p2w premiums everywhere. _____________ Anyway, moving on from the usual bitching: I can give you at least another one of those Ship-Waifus you enjoy so much (seeing Bloggis recent "addition" to his sig): Yes, a CV even! Didnt see that one coming, now did you? Well I didnt either tbh. ^^ Since its FS I would have a real hard time calling her/it sky cancer, but like I told DJ: If one of the division mates poses as the CV on my side, keeping us save and maybe even getting rid of the enemy sky cancer, you are my best friend ever, anyway. Yep, that will work, and it leaves room for all the other CVs being sky cancer in general. So its a CV and the dress + socks are in the same white grey-bluish like on Iowa - so I figure its a US CV ........ but thats as "scientific" as I can get on anime-stuff. ______________ Tired again, need: Up for you Scrubs ...

Greetings! So I suppose thats also Prinz Eugen as the Pic in the sig (as the avator is conveniently labelled)? Maybe I am spoiling you guys, but enjoy yet another Ship-Girl (and sry, but thats as close to Prinz Eugen as I could get) (This time I somewhat saw the general nationality right away in the Turrets + yep, thats supposed to be an Arado at the bottom) Unicorns are pretty OP, but never underestimate the Earth Ponies and esp. the Pegasi ....... they can be pretty ....... Legendary ...... on their own. (I seriously dare to watch it, and then tell me you didnt like it. It should have something for everyone including AO and me with a spider bearing a cape/rag from the Teutonic-Order - at least thats where my mind immediately went "Little Derpy" alone at the "credits" makes it worthwhile to watch alone ) This is from a story-without-words thats has been going on from 2012 I think. Ofc the PMV has been made in between so it doesnt include all the pictures/pages of the journey/story. As it is a visual story without a written word, you ARE supposed to use your head to figure out whats actually going on, how it fits with the pictures before and why! Or to put like in on of the comments: Okay, let's recap what's going on here for a moment. We have a giant spider wearing roman-style armor, and it's got a huge double-headed axe. Also, the axe is on fire. It's also fighting two ice demon things, one of which is a big creepy horse skull and the other one looks like some sort of Cthulhu-yeti horse monster. If that description doesn't scream "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" to you, I don't know what will. You guys really should just embrace Derpy as the PERFECT mascot for the scrubs. She would never hurt the windows the SCRUBS are sworn to lick ....... intentionally: http://the-paper-pony.deviantart.com/art/Derpy-Screensaver-With-Sound-345398321 (aside from doing a good amount of windowlicking herself ofc ) _______________ Also Loran got some super MM on his ranger-squad. I shi7 you not, it was truly epic. Tired-from-work-edition: Wth is Zergzwang? <- wtf brain. Anyway .......... still on "break/permanent leave". Maybe, and thats a big maybe, when I got some vacation Ill give another shot ...... at least in co-op. And yes, on the way here a title of a thread of the other sections did catch my eye, and I did sneak in for a quick read ...... lets just say did not "disappoint": The laughter and the "I am so glad I got nothing more to do with this crap" was real in that moment. No word on Carrier-UI finally getting fixing ofc. You couldnt make this shi7 up ...... Well, ........... and a bump for the windowlickers.

Seriously, I am still not over the whole potato finder thing - and yet WG is working hard in driving the game downhill, which means the amount of crap I would need to put up with is ever so increasing. I mean this game was always far from finished and never polished, but the fact that WG continuously finds more hill to go down, is whats really impressive. Yes it is. Well to give a short overview of what happened: So yeah, seeing how everything that isnt the Ranger Citadel or the Level Up Mine has been "policed", "pacified" by our Forumite-Ranges; and especially after that episode with the Canyon/Temple of Titan, this is how I imagine things: (Oh god, that movie so soooo bad ) If you read to spoilers above: You cant imagine how often I read Damanta as name for the town. Forumite inception everywhere! Well the inception increases: Walking around the printer that describes events or souroundings suddenly put out his: I mean this game is originally from 2014, and along with a few other games, its just a simple nod ..... but yeah, still a total wtf-moment out of the blue. Hope you enjoy your time and have a nice and save trip! Only if you get between the locals and their Schnitzel. (Mandatory Stereotype, and I prefer Cordon bleu btw ) Only scratches - to drum up some business for patching you up again. Also greetings to you, Leo! Anyway, moving on swiftly: Shipgirls. I know you guys do love your Ship-Waifus (Shipfu? ) and guess what? You guys are in luck, because I got not one but two for you: Yamato - and I wouldnt know if not for the description. I guess those are supposed to be Beehive-Shells? .... maybe you guys can tell by the socks, but I cant. ;) Iowa - this time I at least see it after being told. The bow, the bulky sharp edged american turrets ......

So saw you guys on page 2 again at work ........ tbh a few weeks ago I think. Hadnt have the time to post then. Will probably be a longer post to to get through things of the meantime from A to Z (well not really Z or it would really take forever). Requesting deatails! Oh yeah I remember that; and love it. If youd like there is also the previous one out there in which Pinkie wins against Starscream. Exactly. Again start with me. I am not taking it in a bad way. Thinking here of the old day of the Imperial Forumite Navy which had the "team composition" changing accordingly to who was actually on and available for Team Battles. Speaking of which, I think I still have some footage from that time: Obviously some dub is needed like: The Imperial Forumite Navy is on the verge of success. Even now our capable forces, led by Darth Loran, are striking back at potatoes and walletwarriors. The Noobs are unprepared for our attack, signal Vice Admiral Ilhilh to drop with his bombers immediately on them. (I think only Al played as our CV, besides Loran, so thats a sketchy one. But I cant pick Loran as he cant address himself, now can he? ^^) ..... and while you are at it, ask Kostis why they would put Palpatine on one of their coins. ^^ Shame I wasnt around, or a blessing for you guys? Because you certainly would have had to endure some of my ideas: CoOp - obviously. Pony - obviously. Pny - variant. UICC - For people that think similar (=like me) of (enemy) CVs. in this case I prefer the sound and phrasing of the original french title, even tough they changed the english name to match the original french abbreviation (at least lup3s should get this, the rest might have to look it up on the Wiki . Hell I still think this could be another "Subclans"-name in case of further required expansion. Pwny - reference in the spoiler FiW - Friendship is Witchcraft. "Slightly" different Fan created variant. AO should love this since he keeps insisting on Witchcraft Heresy and likewise. Different game but ....... lets just say I regret nothing: (I played that game a while ago. Barely finished the tutorial-like first-mission, in which you get a Scentitist/Handgun/Surgeon for your party. A better on than one of the 4 guys you create at the beginning; so that was kinda a waste. Decided to restart, read there would be a Directurs Cut-Version ....... and only started playing it for real/again recently. So after reading. and loving this idea, I made profiles for some forumites divided into 4 categories, then rolled a dice to see who gets to be cannon fodder and gets called noob for every miss picked for the squad. Just as a example: I had Loran and Gene available as "Leader"-Type chars but with variants in skill and equipment Dont take it to seriously, I had to assign stuff like "Smart [edited]" as there is "Hard [edited]" and "Kiss/Honey [edited]" to in the game) Explanation to who does what: I mean, seriously, it was tempting to run with a MLP-crew .... but that would break immersion. Ok there is a possibility to run with a Fallout: Equestria crew and thats very tempting but then I would miss out on the hilarity. Thats Kimie telling Kostis to "leave it to the professionals". ....... and wouldnt you know it: Loran is already low on hp AND poisoned. Some serious gamebarrier crossing RNG going on there. I am not playing X-Com, but thats how I imagine things in a Squad with a char based on Loran and his gamebarrier crossing MM/RNG: Seconding that and demanding further updates. Wait, so Marvin is around now? Damn I should really start playing again, alone to haunt him with pages of texts (preferable on p2w ships) intermixed with some Pony_Pics. WG busy at work:

Nothing wrong with this part. ..... but .... but Pony has/is waifu too! Your wish is my command: Clearly and definitely. Wait, Fuso has 6 x 2 gun turrets, not 4 x 2! Err ...... Id rather not ask where the missing two turrets are supposed to be, as I am not sure I want to know the answer. btw: Give the rest of the gang my regards, like Kostis who never looks at the Forum anyway.