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Hooray for coffee, hooray for weekend ......... in that order. On the plus side, after using the cup for the bitter (I drink it without milk and sugar ;)) yet desperately needed "medication", you can "use it" for the "cute stuff" too. Anyway, another up for the Scrubs.

Months later, same issue, nothing changed - a WG-Story indeed. .... but hey at least I found a reason to maybe finish the grind on the Ibuki: Cant be bottom tier anymore in Senjo. On the other hand that Senjo is expensive to run in co-op.

Yeah like ..... I dont know. Power at Sea, or Beach Head. Those are games from 85 and 88 on the C 64. (On YT are at least 1 vid of longer plays each if anyone wants to take a look at them) Evading Torpfire, Ship to ship, Ship to air, Air to air, air to ship with both strafing to supress aa and clear a path for the bombing, shore bombardment, troop landings ...... even with those technical limitations designed and implemented all those years ago. Hell, dont ever get me started on the music: Modern Vesion, to be put into the game you booN! Orginal Sid-god-nectar-and-ambrosia: or good old Wings of Fury ...... Hell I gotta stop or I definitely need to change my pants ...... €: 1 more - Silkworm - I am still pwning the "supposedly human players" that "you should ultimately fight" to this theme: and Amiga - gtfo with anything else (well maybe C64 and ZX spectrum):

Last one for today, probably ... because in your heart you already knew I couldnt pass that one up: Yeah, Hava is "mildly pleased" ^^: Step 1 - completed. Step 2 - ??? Step 3 - Jack flooding the thread even more than I ever did (with similar material ofc). Anyway I might have to cut back on spending free time soon, so you guys will get some piece and quiet, maybe. I like Lorans vids, they have been putting me to sleep a few times. Now, before you ban me Loran, let me explain why thats a good thing. Tired from work, laying on the wrong end of the bed, eyes on the monitor, getting relaxed, I have been falling asleep a few times during the playlist. ^^ The "bad" thing with Loran is, if he wants a replay of a excellent game worthy of putting on YT, he just has to play 5-10 games. Simple as that. This in turns means that even with his own material he has more then plenty to go if wants to make a vid or montage, but then again as my favourite WoWs-YTer he gets my material "exclusively". ^^ .... but then again what to send? Some random Kraken? Nah - Loran can do that alone already, and bountiful too. So I'll stick with those very few exceptional games like hard nail biters or ridiculous stuff. .... in retrospective I should have sent him that replay of me in Gneisenau against 2 Leningrads at 7-8 km (out of none-specced secondary range most of the time). Sunk both. Dodged an epic shi7load of torps and they didnt hit me with a single one. Problem was the rest of the game: Lousy team and loss pretty much without a question, therefore not over my Loran-threshold. (Ahhh good times with division mates. I remember AO being in the same game - I think, and someone else.) In recent times I havent watched ANY WoWs vids - being pissed off by WG and all ... aside from 1 or 2 atsf I think. I actually did still watch more than a few WoT ones from Sir Foch. He hates arty, is entertaining, and most importantly: I dont play that p2w-game so I dont care at all. Wait, is it better than Kostis-MM?! You cant have him AO, now that there is blood in the water, I gotta harass ... annoy ... ask him some Pony ... Clan related very important stuff AND enjoy the MM on the side.

Its not even a result screen but I still wanted to share it for the lulz. I call this piece of art: Co-op - a masterful acronym of "slight" deception and misinterpretation on my/your own part, because in reality BOTH teams are out to kill you. I know, I know, its low tiers ....... but believe me it doesnt change with the tiers ...... it simply doesnt. You do get a little bit upset when you eat a torp nearly every game and ITS NOT one with a red triangle ..... Just from the day before yesterday, I think: ..... and its not like I didnt dodge enemies and some their salvoes previously; it just that the enemies lets me have a chance. I am really starting to think that if a guy is already pink ANY and ALL damage should be reflected - no further questions. Wouldnt help in all cases, but then again in some ..... €: @ Maxxy a Liquidator - thats rare. Which ship did you flood to death? If it was a BB, did you feast on his sweet sweet tears? @: Themisto97: Where have you been hiding that avatar?

I smell a premium ..... The calibre of the MP allows it to make full use of a p2w-trained experienced captain against new players/silver peasants. Comment on the T 4 with stock ruddershift plz.

And so is the ships magazine apparently ....... gotta love those "0 hits,-0 damage from shells,-but still"-detonations.

Depends. The tier, your endurance, your will to play aggressively (and again which tier), the ship itself. Example: I got 3 games in Ibuki in co-op. 87 k average damage (a little more than in pvp, but hey since only 8 bots and big maps you cant really expect to do much more), 100 % wr (which is not that certain) and 473 avg xp. A hull that high is around 45 k xp which means only a measly 100 games needed (without bonuses taken into account) after which you still arent allowed to loose the will to live because there is at least the range left (if you forgo the torps). and btw: A co-op bot BB just shits as easily all over you, as does any random BB. In fact with things like Tirptiz, Missouri, Alabama in the game, you are fighting an uphill battle because the other team got the better "players". Oh yeah "friendly bots". 100 % realistic; teamkill without any mercy - just like the guy also on your team that is already pink from just unlocking Umikaze the game before .... or having bought an Atago while still on US St. Louis.

1. Bots HATE DDs. If one gets spotted, that poor sod can lead them on a happy killtrain. The bots will even ignore BBs or torp armed cruisers 2 km from their broadside and instead go after the spotted RU DD 10+ km away. 2. Bots go after cruisers next, usually. They know how shitty those are and that everything deals massive damage - go figure just like in the real game.

Wait bumping the page ...... is that what we do? I am still on that page: ..... not to forget AO ofc. ........ and recently about which plushy to use as bait or reward too. Thats going to be my choice if I ever get a "Impossibru Winsteal" and also ofc will be put AOs tab. (He might have to cut back a quarter or so on his usual "pillow, plushy and other"-expenses in that case. )

Oh obviously you missed the release- Edited party or else you wouldnt even dare to write such a thing. All the broken crap, the imbalances - everything is just there on purpose, in an artistic way even. It just like ..... hm a century ago or so, when an artist who was tired with the establishment sense of art sent a pissoir as a sculpture under a pseudonym to an art display. A commission, of which he was a member of the board, later expelled the entry to the display but on vague reason since there couldnt comprehensibly be any pointing to anything and say, eg: its vulgar! - because it wasnt. And I am just in more than one way happy to make that leap of thought and use this story as a metaphor: This game is just WGs pissoir, and instead of an art display its the videogame market. And they have already been expelled too, from the Cyprus stock market, for failure to comply to regulations. again: €: For those curious I will even give you the wiki link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fountain_(Duchamp) For whatever reason it wont accept the closing ")" as part of the link, you gotta add that yourselves ..... This post has been edited by the moderation team due to inappropriate remarks

Well people of our chan already know, but due to "certain circumstances" I had to be at my workplace for the last few days even tough I was not working. (If this keeps up they will stop paying me and charge a entrance fee instead ). Anyway, didnt find the time for friendly banter on: since especially yesterday I got: , I wasnt able to properly respond to the two "solo-warriors". First an foremost: CG! Second ....... well ofc we gotta correct the misspelling on the medal! You know how it is with Loran an his "Outrageous Killsteal"-medals, esp. when his BB shells overtake your lame [edited]cruiser shells? Well, I am leaning towards "Impossibru Winsteal". CG again guys and ofc esp Morten! ... and I guess this warrants a plushy for Morten (dont worry, we will put it on AOs tab as usual ) handed out by one of our draconian ... benevolent overlords, Loran or Gene: Already a fellow Scrub/Snub, but anyway, to all new recruits: Join us, we have .... (and unlike me, some others that actually know how to play and aim. I am just here for picture posting and "administration of the co-op branch". )

Soviet BBs, comrade, Soviet BBs ...... and sekrit documents - never forget those.

Oh boy a WG event. So how is a WG event usually? Yes exactly, and on top the game is unplayable due to all the idiots crawling (armed with at least another wallet-warrior ship on top, oh god!) out all weak long instead normal massing on weakends. So, no thx to the kind invitation to this public viewing of a defecography but I will pass. Unfortunately and to great dismay you cant realy escape it completely and WG will be hellbent on slapping at least a "sample of the results" of said defecography on every players screen.

WG also said this game is not p2w. .... or that 203 mm Guns will be the biggest guns on cruisers. Its not like reality proved them wrong _at least_ 60 years ago, its also about turning their own statement into a lie when they had the chance via fantasy/paper ships. ...... and the list could go on. In short: When WG would tell you the weather, you still take a look outside just to be sure ........

You should really start playing co-op without any flags, camos, premium ...... thats the definition of meager earning. (Also: No Kraken? No carry! ) Ragesold Bogainville. ... but the T 3 might become my little low tier co-op captain trainer. So far every german BB got at least a 6 pts captain to start with with that technique. (Ofc this was before WG decided to up the p2w a notch, and made the low captain ranks more expensive in terms of xp - cant have silver peasant with a least 10 pts captains trying to fight back against p2w-trained 18 pts p2w-masterrace-supersoldiers) €: I should just really nickname this one instant co-op-Kraken: ........ and the armor. Dont get me started on the armor. Rarely HE citadels and equally strong as any T10 cruiser against BB guns. Basically as good as it can get on any cruiser. €2: Last game (for now) in the Friant. Got shitty south spawn on Big race - takes forever to get into the battle. Team avoiding the enemy like the plague ...... except for a beleaguered St. Louis putting up fierce resistance against pretty much the whole enemy fleet. I like that sort of behaviour, so I decided to go Pony heika banzai right in the middle of the enemies and help the guy as best as I could. Got even a friendly reply in chat, decided to hand out some of the rarely used compliments, and here it comes: I think got complimented myself - what sorcery is this?!

Dont be so fast, there is always space for p2w. 15 km base secondaries. T 10 german cruiser hydro and the high tier british cruisers improved heal at least. Else its not "fun" or "unique" or "competetive" (read = better than the unwashed peasant ship - even without things like p2w trained uber commanders).

Guten Morgen? ....... Yeah well something like that. Gotta get cleaned up and then be on my way - rather fast or Ill be late. Thank god for coffee.

CV = Carcinoma in vitro/in vivo. Term from medical oncology research/study. well actually - why being so cheap, lets be more thorough: Carcinoma ventriculi = CV. Something you can get if if HP of the enemy CV is "postive" or > 0. HP would be Helicobacter pylori ofc. Common procedure and only cure to prevent a malignant process in the first place is HP-eradication therapy - something that should be done with every CVs HP.

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This one (without to many words-edition): = P.S.: "To whom it my concern": You can buy a Tirpitz - you cant buy basic understanding of the game.

203 k with a DD!!! - cg on that one. Loosing 3 BBs so decisively and achieving basically nothing with it is a devastating blow. Did your team at least go the extra mile and still tried to throw that game as usual? ^^

I am getting what you mean, but seriously? Ranked?! If thats not one of the biggest example of fail long and hard enough to eventually end up somewhere in the high ranks, then I dont know. Its a gamemode I am simply unable to play, due to its supposedly competitive nature but in reality just complete potato and parasite infested campfest of fu<ktards happily sit back and watch the team loose while trying to grind out the upgrades for their stock ships.

Again one kill shy of the perfect co-op game ..... probably never going to get that one. €: I know its only a T3 and all that ....... but I feel like its a Emerald - the not utterly shi7 Edition of said Emerald. Another game, actually even more epic since only 1 BB in the game and I did only 2k damage to that before getting hit by balanced shells from it. Thx to the campers in the back btw. As since I have had more aggressive teams today for the contrast, I totally know that without their passivity a result like that is impossibru.

Remember when they gave the fairy tale about how they couldnt get the schematics as a excuse for a delay for years on a ship every elementary pupil knew HAD TO BE in the game (so its not like they couldnt have this situation foreseen )? So what has changed? WG going "ah screw it, fantasy rulez"? GB recently fell under occupation force by soviet WG and had to surrender sekrit documents? Found on the bottom of a 10 l Vodka-bottle? Something else?