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BB as a whole needs to be rebalanced. While CVs are still a bigger overall Edited, BB-level-Edited is kinda on the same level because of requiring no skill get great effect because they live way to long and deal way to much damage in even the hands of a potato. Recent game: I sat in the middle of Fault Line, contested the whole enemy team for the first 9 minutes. My team was ofc firmly tucked away behind islands - not reacting to any plea of help or recommendation in regards to where to position yourself. I mean, how valuable can be the opinion of the guy that holds the entire enemy team back, and got us a huge DD advantage? I Edited their DD - so ours was free to do whatever he wanted, as long as he would light them up for us. So he went J-Line and torped ships going away from him. Ofc. (J-Line is the very lowest on Fault-Line). Other ships to visit the J-Line: DeGrasse and Bayern. Both were well above 3/4 HP when we lost. Both did Edited all for the team effort. Both need to get Pruritus ani and no remedy for at least a weak (not the Fubiku tough, he did late but finally turn around and went for the cap at least in the beginning) (I could have done more damage, but then I would have needed some vision from ........ geee maybe a DD which now, that I killed his nemesis outposts the whole enemy team by a huge margin?) I am saying this with a proud chest: I was the only one putting up a fight. The rest did Edited all - and yet I barely outscored the parasite in the Bayern. One unlucky salvo (because cruiser are all skill, no random citadel, right?) and he would have been the "most valuable player". I am usually not putting the Unicum attitude here (because I aint one) but every Edited I take on my toilet is more valuable to the team effort than this border humping Edited. These are the Edited that WG is catering too. And it again comes down to BB being ridiculous overpowered and cruiser the epitome of Edited. But its not like WG has been nerfing cruiser for years, no, or buffing BBs for years and being even told over again and again why what they are doing is complete and utterEdited. That totally cant be the reason right? I honestly should have known they would also fine tune the reward system so that those setting the auto-pilot for the border, aiming with one hand, Edited with the other, can enjoy and get recognised "their huge contribution". Also again - the worst Edited isnt even the one we meet when we play those ranked matches. No those are only the Edited drawn by a sugar trail made by WG. WG itself is far more loathsome - for complete incompetence/premeditated Editedt and pushing p2w both in regards to ships and captains. (Btw: 19 pts RPF captain rulez - everyone should have one by T6, if not they should uninstall right?) tl;dr: Go take a dump at a WG desk until they need a shovel to get a cup of coffee - maybe then they get into gears/or even the msg to begin with.

Because this is how feels like to play ranked, trying your best only to get smacked by having the humanoid bots on your side: and yes, I end up rage quitting even on winstreaks because you tend to see ..... "things" even during won games. Looking at the stats site of things: I cant even complain - they are completely in line and I havnt even been victim of "lost 10 games in a row due to shítteam" - still, I think Ranked is the absolute worst gamemode yet; and thats quite something with "Tears of the Cruisers + Epicenter" or "Bastardion" to compete with. Rewards are completely immoral ofc. This time I try to convince myself that I only "leech and parasite my way up; like everybody does" until I reach a comfy insular-rank where the easy rewards stop - but I dont know how long I can keep the pretence towards myself up before I rage quit yet again for good - no matter the actual winrate.

If not for a severe and inexcusable lack of Pony, I could imagine I am right at home in the Scrubs thread. Just so you wait till the next evening comes around in a few hours and people get home!

More footage of that villain (or one of his many alts); and he uses even detonation hax!

Btw, I have this shitty 10 % off coupon that is due to expire in 3 days. There is no way I can gift it/simply hand it over to anyone else, right? ......... btw I think I got the next Satsuma-Rebillion on my hand; at least thats the explanation I am going to use for going to war against them while we both are imperials (Shogun 2). Well who knows, maybe they declare first (that scum usually does that ....)

N1. I dont know if a T5 CV without and alt key would be even THAT useful - with the operations bot actually dodging better than random player scum. Now I guess the next thing would be to try with full Emerald + Zuiho + hm difficult - all the T 5 BBs are good (Maybe its NY because its the slowest?) - and even the DDs have there use ...... maybe Kaputnik-DDs as suicide torp runs cant be done over and over again. Love the Kaputnik - they are so ridiculous and even I as a (most imaginable shitty) CV drop on them. btw: Fúck the UI! I can vouch for particularly the last part. Anyway, nearly done but somehow something feels amiss. Better.

(Semi)-Ragequit on the second co-op match ...... that quite an accomplishment. (I wont play without an division at all - not even co-op). I am in the Gnevny on Estuary - with me a Yorck. I smoke us both a up PERFECTLY at the edge of an island against a (so far) spotted Fiji and Nicholas. With a total of 20 devastating close range torps, hydro, my smoke and finally that island - there is simply nothing in that match up that and can push up with any chance of success, except if: Being new and in co-op and having no clue about the game mechanics - excusable. Being in co-op and having no clue in a T7 cruiser - dubious. Being in co-op in a T7 cruiser and being fúcking told with an actual explanation why - inexcusable. It should come at no surprise that he also reversed all the way out of my smoke after being nearly next to me, and ofc also DINDNT pop hydro so we could see at least that way/get an advance warning. I was so baffled by the no, I didnt even ask for hydro........ I think I even ceased fire ...... €: Also bots do use their plane. Again, bots > human. A true asswipe of a douchebag if I ever saw one. The fact he plays c-op excuses nothing. Hell, I am a co-op player too, but after "a few" games (over 5000 will do ) you could expect some basic team play, understanding of game mechanics or even "doing as you are told, when I almost drew you pictures you stupid fúck". Any one of those three would do; but no, cant have that. And then people wonder how it is impossible to maintain 100 % WR in co-op (or even close to that). In the end we were rushed by the Nicholas, the Fiji, the Bertain and a Hood. I was able to engine boost so close to the Nicholas so the torps wouldnt arm - then took him out with my own. Nevertheless, you dont last long with a US DD, a Fiji, a Bertain and a Hood shooting you from close up. I can honestly say that my contempt for the player base of this game is only second to the ones designing it. It might be the reason for another "a few months break/permanent break" of mine soon. Meanwhile from yesterday: Ah that never gets old WG, now does it?

Poor Blogis, waifu-deprivation is basically capital punishment. ;) I can only offer the palliative comfort of pseudo-Takaos, -Myokos and -Harunas admiration in the mean time. In the meantime, I got some questions for AO: 1. WTF is that about? 2. WTF is that at all? 3. Seriously wtf is even (supposed to be) going on? 4. Most importantly: Do I even want to know? I ll guess I ll file it under "Weired-Japan" in the mean time; and also sticking sticking to the original: Before I do forget, the trailer for this, did hit the scene : At least 20 % cooler ( ) and 100 % less weird than Japans attempt at "Horse-Girls". Dont worry, I had that moment too, although its quite a while ago now. Fun fact: When this game was way beta (or even alpha?!) I primarily read on the US-forum. When I switched to reading EU during CBT, I distinctly remember Marvin - if for the amount of activity alone.

More serious things ......... like Scrub-History? .... and this is how Marvin was bribed convinced into joining Scrubs: You should post here more often.

Well if Blogis is occupied (or its gnerally late ) ask lup3s for help. Thats basically him playing a CV and being a huge asset to any team. ......... also I just love that scene of Derpy plunging in to defend he little ones (around ~1:00). Ofc the whole animation is awesome ....... cant believe its 3 years already. So much for the Scrubs unofficial derp-eyed mascot;

Epic fucktardery. (I know it know it means just late, but hey, wth, its Pony and it fits^^). Summer can be pleasant if I am not roasting to death. Thing is yesterday and today are supposed to be "catastrophically bad weather" - so ofc its sunny and pleasantly warm without outright killing me. So ofc, some "better" weather is already in the forecast.

(One thing right at the start: With the new forum update I cant see anything I put in spoilers - so they are not working for me. As soon as WG has figured shít out, Ill start using them again. In the mean time sorry for the inconvenience and loading time). Today we have a feature presentation, a real thriller even, it called: The Skycarcinoma and the the Pro with the brown pants. Well before we start thing, our hero is a little camera shy, so no "naming and shaming", although I thinks its more "pointing & laughing" than everything else. So I guess I just have to make sure to blot out the names ..... _____ Well so the game begins, I am the in the T5 Skycarcinoma. I dont really want to play them, but I do want one with an working alt key for operations. As you can see I am on the right flank, our wallet warrior with the clan tag is on the opposite site of the map. (DeGrasse) 2 cruisers are immediately spotted, both would make an acceptable target. Our Kirov looks like he is more than willing to give them a straight way to my airfield and forsake his Nürnberg companion. __________ We are only 1 1/2 minute in, and a lot has happened: 1. The Kirov is indeed forsaking both the Nürnberg an me. Well its not too bad. DeGrasse is perfect target because "cruiser counter CVs", right? Also enemy fighters are coming so with no chance (without strafing) to get rid of them fast, Ill use my fighters to protect my strike. No problem in co-op as cruiser AA means nothing and I am more than likely to come out on top of that fight - esp. if I just one shot that DeGrasse. 2. Look at the other site. 2 cruiser are spotted there, against 2 cruisers of our team. So what does the shining knight with the not so shiny brown pants do? He leaves his Leander buddy to die; or at least fight a 2 vs 1. btw: 4 cruisers and 1 BB of the enemy team are spotted, take a wild guess whats not yet (hard because the teams are mirrored, I know) lit up and where its most likely going to be (hard again, but unlike our hero the bots do have a W-key and put up a fight, so there position is easy to pinpoint). ____________ Again a lot has happened again: 1. DeGrasse is dead - one shotted. 2. My fighters a low on ammo and planes - reloading. 3. Nürnberg is loosing his fight and giving the Leander a clear way to my airfield. But as the mighty Skycarcinoma I always get a comfy island to hide behind in the spawn. Also "cruiser counter CVs", so its again no problem one shotting a higher tier cruiser. 4. The brave Leander of out team fought a 2 vs 1 and sold his ship 1:1. Not to bad. 5. Meanwhile our hero has driven his cruiser into the only position where he could be fired upon by ALL the battleships AND is broadside to the Kirov. Genius! It takes real brain- and will-power to deprive your team of firepower and help when needed, whilst simultaneously give the bots a free kill. So yeah in "self defence" I oneshot another cruiser 1 tier higher than me. ____________________ Now our hero is dead, and his real "career" starts. So after one-shitting 2 cruisers and not even 5 minute into the game, I forced dam. con on the Bayern with surplus dives from the Leander, and a strike is on its way, as I can see the Nürnberg is heavily beleaguered. ___________________ Bayern was flooding to death, didnt get the kill tough. Had some dives there to try to get him down faster as he was kinda beginning to get to close - no real danger ofc because as a huge carrier I got the best stealth. _________ What left there is enjoy the literalistic-fruit that is the chat for lunch. To be fair, I fucked up a drop on the König completely later because I was so hard laughing at this guy. So typing with one hand, playing the game and laughing doesnt add up. Could have gotten that König the first time and then later even some more damage on the bot-Skycarcinoma. - but we are not done with our hero, yet. 75 % in Zuiho, impressive really, lets check that: Ofc the potato has hidden its profile. Thankfully: Hava and the biggest noobs of the Universe! "I am Hava, Scrublord and proud licker of the Windows of castle Canterlot," "this is Fucktard, our brown-panty-clad, pottymouthed, wallet warrior noob." "Several fabulous secret stats were revealed to me the day I used my magic keybord and typed:" "By the power of Ponies and Windows, I have his noob-áss-stats!" Ofc, they could be outdated, but: a. There is a game from today - who knows the little scary cat might have hidden his stats right after I asked him in chat. b. they match perfectly - aka: are you really surprised? And just for the record: No you dont have 100 % even in pvp, and I am the one with 22 % more WR than this noob in his Zuiho + more than half additional avg. damage in pvp. Lets not even start talking about the overall pvp stats. So what left to do now? Laugh, point and post Ponies ofc! @ my potty mothed friend, from the deepes recesses of my heart: €: I nearly forgot: The games results screen: Over 500 base xp in a bottom CV - not to shabby. Could have broken 150 k damage if I hadnt had to laugh so hard.

Get a AI ships HP down enough, like a stray torp from the Furutaka can hit a Libery ship right at the beginning and reduce its hp close to 0. Then rub yourself against it like a whale - it still looses hp (we discovered that long before) until you tk it via ramming. And if you eat all those pies you might get a Sugar Rush ........ Also: Weekend, YAY! And I dont even curse my sheer existence due to the heat (it rained).

So big achievement today: Finally tking successfully in operations. btw: tell me if Gene got for this.

Sure thing: (Ill use spoilers again after they are in working condition again ....... promised ) So long day, only 1 more to go, still I can pull Wolfs (and the others) leg in the mean time. Yeah yeah, I know, hissing is probably already intensifying by now.

Gulag? Get yourself some Pony as apparently even WG doesnt dare to touch them. I can help you select one if needed.

I am not that cute (both the girl and RD) unfortunately. (or female in general) Contrary to popular believe my rooms are not stacked with Pony (unfortunately? ), even so I think I can savely bet that I dont have more Pony than AO has Hen.... Kentai-Collection. My line is basically clogged by the new update ......... I cant even really look it up because (unlike other pages ofc) the WoWs mainpage wont work. Have some bonus, as for with everything shitty-WG you dont know how long it will work: (sorry I cant the fúck put it in a spoiler or it will dissapear .........)

Definitily: Anyway, had yesterday and today a few minutes on my hands at work and decided to visit Scubbington of St. Fenêtr here. Ofc like any biological or mechanical being upon first contact with anything WG ....... well, my browser basically threw up; which, again, is a totally normal and a healthy reaction. Afterwards I could read but literally text only. I dont mean a printable version, I literally mean the text only Internet that you could see in the 90 on absolute trash like the Game-Com mobile console. Here for example I have severe problems with the layout ....... I cant insert additional return. Hell I cant even Strg-x a paragraph and then past it after a few returns ........ You know it would really help when WG would not only steal and pirate the software from wherever they get it, but steal and RTFM! I think thats more than 41 cm tough, more than 46 cm even, thus most definitely > Yamato.

A few days ago I wrote something positive about operations, and thus how WG undoubtedly had their whole team assigned to the task of pissing me off somehow. Turns out I was right. Amongst lots of other things, how can you let go of the one essential smiley? If they would at least use to opportunity to implement something useful, like this as a loading symbol :

Exactly ........ I took me some time to even log in.

Like I said, I ll have to watch that. , and gotta have ready. In the mean time if the vid doesnt lure out our overlord Loran, then I hope this really bad, but hopefully still appreciated, pun will: I am still amazed how many shades there are to the operations. Some RNG is just insane ...... some teams are just ......... Anyway back to the main topic of scrubs: windows, their scrubbing and ofc Pony + Waifus. (This time only Pony/Waifu). This time, basically the same pic twice: and can you even spot the difference? Yeah right, one time the socks are grey, and the and the other time they are black. Keen eye there! Have a bonus because this is just 460 mm of pure pony-overmatch waifu. (and yes I do really like both artits works a lot) Successfully finished my quota for the day, now I can sleep at ease.

First and so far only operation of today - instant 5 stars. I have no clue what will happen most of the time, I ll just drive around and shoot shít, and unlike popular believe the TS NOT filled with .... when we play this.

Oh redeeming rain, thou shall cast away that damn heat (hopefully) ........ ---------------------- and as tribute of the mighty Scrubs and their daily window licking: and for those yet without a Waifu: Celi(/Tia whatever you prefer) sure does make for a "heavenly pillow".

Esp: 5:20 ......... its not like WoT Asia is not getting ridiculous op p2w anime tanks, right? ...... because 4:30.

Now Island are OP + needs nerfing/BB arcs are bad because you cant counter-battery mortars like Omaha/Clevleand/Atlanta cowering behind island. Also a BB only living 5+ minutes when under constant barrage of 4 cruiser is completely unfair. Go figure. More Radar BBs on the way (even if not, the test alone shows which way WG is ticking)! (Premium) BB (which we know by now is WGs way of testing things for further ships) with defensive fire pushing close range AA to insane values every cruiser could only dream of! Worse than you could ever imagine. Only you could decide that, but if I had to act as a trustee of sorts, I d recommend you to stay away and spray the word around so WG feels the sting on the diminished influx of new players.