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Went into a playing frenzy in Operations and did it completely in one session. With a 2 man division you can already carry the rest of the team to at least a 4 star victory (usually). I never had below 1,2 k base xp, I think. Ofc I had to pay those 75k every time to get the ship back. In the current ops the Cretin and the Glasscannon are both excellent ships to use, so there is no problem in using them. ........... just as an option in case others are struggling because idiot team lottery in randoms or complete lol-rewards in co-op certainly arent helping.

Thats the thing. I remember fondly having ~ 55k damage in Königsberg and something like 37% WR with ~ 60k in Nürnberg and 78 % WR; and ofc I played them the same way! If I had have a p2w Tirpitz trained captain with last stand back then, those number would have been even higher because aside from random detonation, being double critted by 2 HE-misses was probably my most common method of dying. Also Loran, that Scrub with 100+k avg Damage and 24 % WR at one point in Scharnhorst ........... Looking at the Yorck our stats are pretty comparable (which is still 15 k less than I had on the T 6 - and less in dmg/xp than the T5 even - totally a upgrade in tier and ship!) - (Also, I think that was the last ship I pretty much grinded alone in randoms) but I remember toying with the idea of a buy-back (I like the rugged appeal of the fat but stubby WWI-turrets ^^). Well lets just say that idea got trash binned after playing her again on pts; and that was without the newer and much better cruiser. I wouldnt give the Yorck much flak for being a acceptable grind-through ship, because its an ok and rather painless grind (considering worthless and useless cruiser in the first place), but aside from that its an entirely pointless ship.

...... but some are more playable than others ® - WG bureau for premium design. (Still like it and the rest btw ;)) FIYI ....... btw: Thats when the magazine, rudder and engine on german cruisers would get damaged so they would constantly break down from misses during the following game; or outright blow up/refuse to reload the guns in the case of magazines. Also unforgotten is Swine-lana after the change that made Last Stand become a 2 pts skill and thus far more accessible: The slowest cruiser in the entire game with 16 knots - even getting outrunned by Katoris 18 knts. It was a really big step up from german 0 knts cruisers! Seriously tough, something the Yorck was EXCEPTIONALLY good at: Spam HE at any german cruiser (other ships like Aoba, Myoko, Furu etc might only loose rudder), crit him 2 times in a row. Get close and to his broadside while hes dead in the water, finish the job with AP. It worked even against Hipper if any 20 cm or + HE shell fell in the water any where close to midships. - WG game design at its best: "Testing is for noobs! Listening to internal testers is for noobs! Listening to our STs is for noobs! Listening to YT-previewers is for noobs! Listening to regular players previewing them is for noobs! And no we cant see for ourselves because ofc we dont play this horrible game ourselves, why would we? We just pick a premium ship and buff it somehow, thats what we do!" ® Ah german cruiser launch, I still remember thee ........

Looking back (T1-8) the only good and worthwhile german cruiser was the Königsberg - with a 10 pts captain for Last Stand. WG fixed that ofc so with current MM you may be not able to farm detonation flags with Königsberg any more, but you will still vanish the instant you are spotted. Nowadays the fame for "best" german cruiser T1-8 undoubtedly has to go to the Hermelin ......... so no, the whole line up to and including Hipper is totally pointless; except Hipper can pen the 50 mm belt armor of fantasy-USSR-bias-boat-with-better-armor-than-any-cruiser. You cant do that ie in Zao EVEN WITH ifhe. Ofc the damage will be deplorable, healable and you long dead before inflicting any ....... but hey: This.

Damn, then I would snuggle them to death! Thats the closest looking one I could find: Their wingtips are not white tough, and their yellow is more pale with the faces a little bit more towards orange. Truly, should come for free with any Saipan/CV. Have some consolation-waifu: better? And ofc for AO : Then I gotta use them again - its just WG delivering quality like they do with their chat for years. Who hasnt crashed at least once since the new patch btw? Anyway some wet mane-Derpy for the closure: (This template is based on a episode which also formed the basis of a "Friendship is Witchcraft"-episode ...... and a real awesome one!: In short so you have any idea whats going on: 1. The robot is Sweetie-bot. 2. Rarity is a war scared ptsd-veteran.) (Also every cruiser ever when getting spotted )

AO was clubbin again on T4 - but I leave it up to him to confess his sins. Those are AP-citadels btw. I couldnt get any HE cits on a Hosho while aiming at the usual spot ...... in fact rather a lot of HE shells shatter (wtf?!). No HE cits on british cruisers either - now I call that h4x! Still 9 divsion kills ......... yes, that CV is honurabu div.-member and got himself complimented. I bet its the name alone granting secret powers! Fiji also seems to be another nice british cruiser (well everything bar Black Swan was analfudge so far from 1-5; T 6 an up seem fine). Though those screens seems nice ........ I had the worst run in a long long long time. Complete and utter suckage ....... ofc we won those! Dont you know? This game has noob protection and rigging; and the less you do for your team, the more likely you are to get carried.

When AO got heavily hinted what would await him here he basically squealed out in delight! "My god, oh my god!" I think those were the exact words. ....... but hey, even AO loves that one: The staff of this show is epic btw. And trolling! And even their husbands. ^^ That whole post is pure win btw. A pity you can like it only once. Speaking of which. I see a lot of old Pony-memes recently coming back (not only here) - ie that Derpy comic is one example. Pitty some of the old stuff isnt online any more and probably gone forever. They sure do! I bet blogis wont complain. Ok another try to wrestle the crappy spoilers again ....... (Tell me if you see anything, because I aint. I see what others did put in spoilers just fine tough ......) and: and: I think we hadnt had Moondancer so far in the thread ..... shame really, but that just shows how hard I am holding back the urge to flood the whole thread with Pony; so many great characters missing .... btw: Had a few games of utter and major league suckage. Some my fault, some my fault coupled with bad luck ...... still we won all of those with basically 0 contribution from me. This proves my theory of the game helping the noobs. Hell, the whole concept of ranked is built around it ...... Damn you screen! Btw, if it wasnt against Scrub-Code that glass would get smashed to clear a path ..... (and yes, one of my birds LOVES to rest in my palm like that; on his back, thumb resting on or scratching his head while he can still look around - only his claws would be around my thumb-base and ring-finger ...... or just in the air after falling asleep^^).

Hey I played the HUGE amount of 17 random pvp (and 13 in that cancer-study in vivo that is ranked) games in the last 35 days. I am doing my best. Probably not going to get Smith, because as we all know WG rewards playing ..... sucking ......... botting a lot in specific game types. Would it really kill them to allow co-op players to also get it? Or what about ops? If you suck there, like the potatoes do, and keep racking up losses you get 250-350 xp/loss (150-200 for potatoes); I cant see this being a fast n easy way to smith compared failing your way towards it in random ........... Anyway ....... High Calibre is right - and also its a "shell penetrating armour", isnt it? NO! I completely acknowledge and accept Japans unrestricted and unbeatable dominion on all things weird ......... yet there is ofc several ........ "categories of pictures". Trolling or sauce or cute or outright nsfw can be we very very strong on them ; tough I would say most are just cute. Unrelated but cute and just for the hell of it: Told you. Even the plushies are sometimes made with them in mind. And dont forget the staff or VAs (or even their husbands) trolling/noding. I think Fluttershys "dangerous mission outfit" was an all mish-mash of memes like: socks, hoodie, goggles, bunny ears ..... I think the only thing missing was a small fruit juice bag with a straw!

I remember! ^^ Definitely!

Thats how the universe itself was created. They call it the Big Bang for a reason! (To much muffins ..... and pizza) €: AO is asking for Ponies in socks (thats how I read it, and I am sticking to it!), I shouldnt be really surprised after the Furry/Anthro/whatever Catgirl ( :P ;)) in the TTT-thread: (He has no idea what he has unleashed ........ yet - I dare you to google Pony + socks! ) second €: ?! €3: (after taking a second glance, I now realise there are at least 2 ways to interpret this ...... )

Visual representation: "...... and then Wolf found some Pony posted in the Scrubs thread"-Ending. ...... but yeah ranked, all skill no luck Edited team lottery! Well well, those look like cat ears, and I dont really see an Alice band ........ Ranked? Meeting in Ranked is full "Pinkamena Diane Pie" + "Cupcakes"! ......... basically as "sfw" as it can stay while still being tangent to the matter at hand (and we do love tangentes, dont we? ): Thats why certified Scrubs use Pony, Windows and Waifus. Also Waifu -> more pleasing to the eye than Hags. Scrub with waifu by his side fighting player using "Hags" while the random noobs before him failed: (checked age ratings 12-18; mostly 12-16 so it should be fine as none of the more nsfw scenes are shown - imho) and ofc for great justice! (Window [its sacrifice is not in vain!], Waifu and I am sure a Pony is well hidden in every frame!): Edited This post has been edited by the moderation team due to swearing.

ffs ........ double post. No more spoilers! So the post is not completely in vain: Bringing at least some culture and great art to the Scrubs! Starry derpy Night ...... only that noob didnt paint it correct by the time!

Visited again from work ....... lets just say its not the same without much of the formatting/weired as shßit formatting and without all the pictures. :/ Its actually a nice tune, but can you translate the name? Like now at least I know that Ievan Polka is simply Evas Polka. ^^ btw: Its good to see I can leave this thread for a few days and find Pony when I come back; as it should be! btw2: Since I played recently some games with a certain Scrub member and I found something oh so matching ....... well I dont know if he checks this thread regularly, but if he does at some point Ill hope he likes it nevertheless: (Even in space there is derp!) Also some serious waifu material: Still: (Most of you dont have to get this, still those that do ....... also spoiler-test; lets see how it goes ....) End here to not flood the thread; although there isnt such a thread as to much windowlicking, waifu or (and especially) Pony!

Sounds like p2w and russian bias came together and had (yet another) lovechild. Additionally looks like some kid played with Legos to make his bad a$$ BB look "even cooler". Finally, what this game truly needs is another BB; if not 80 % of all ships on all tiers (excluding T1) are BBs somethings wrong and BB are in dire need of buffs. In short: Its the "perfect premium". I am sure the kids BBabies will love it .........

Met the Conqueror in battle, and got HEed by it; time for some memes. This is a Conqueror ...... its conquers. ....and it defintely did that. Tough, I would say it also depends on the person driving it; see if you can spot the difference between their BBs and ours .... Still, 2,1 mio potential damage? Why the cruiser hate man? Anyway GG guys and if you are on the enemy team, cant you be at least afk/disconnected? €: Also Above 20 damage this time? I am a true monster! And (again), on bots even (stopped next to an enemy, ate torps and between torp impacts dispersion did sent 1 shell low ....... go figure); which have no scruple to teamkill without mercy themselves! Isnt it amazing how even something as easy this teamkiller-thingy gets messed up by WG? Customer dissatisfaction as the #1 design guideline - as always.

FIFY. You gotta have more co-op games before you are allowed entrance to the main.

Nearly 7 kills - but our CV was faster on his mirror in the end. I could have gotten way more damage and xp, if not there hadnt been any CV in the game.

Yeah spider get to live here and I leave them be if they obey 4 simple rules: 1. Not over me. 2. Not over my food. 3. Not over my bed. 4. No Tschernobyl-Spiders. In spring I had suddenly this day when I got zerged by spiders coming up from the cellar and every other creephole ...... eliminated only 2 for reasons above. All quality and righteous salt. Woke up, some rain outside (already over ofc ). Probably wont do anything and will be dried up before the sun settles in a few houres .......... still feels to me like:

OTP! ! Also I am perfectly fine with the Pokemon getting mangled. Ask AO - its his favorite Pony related stuff. Today I vacuumed more than double the vermin ........ if never seen a plague of that magnitude! Hell I have my windows open for 4 hrs a day, 5-9 o'clock a.m., and yet I get zerged like theres no tomorrow? Grrrrrrrr! Finally, maximum On Topic achieved: Water, likely a ship, window/porthole and ofc Pony - all in one modest picture. €: lup3s will probably know what I mean, but a certain post of mine got the edited treatment - its still pretty "readable" ......... well, it even reminds me off:

Now that I have my perfect 8 kill co-op game there is kinda something lost in terms of goal to aim at ........ Still there are games like this: 6 kills and not that far off from 500 base xp in co-op in a T 2 DD. Basically only a match so I can talk about the Leander ........ a cruiser with which I can actually go fight DDs (if they dont bounce my shells that is ....) - who would have seen that one coming? Everyone knows cruiser are there only to be xp pinatas for everybody. Anyway, with this ship I have been quite successful in going after DDs in ranked so far. Usually getting one or even more. Not that great or remarkable but I get bonus points for: - going aggressively into B on Straights and holding it, thus denying the enemy any advance through the middle and securing 2 caps for us. - dodging an epic amount of torps and screening the fleet. (There were surely more unspotted torps in the water). - for taking an friendly torp because "I am dealing with the Farragut" totally means "Doding his torps + the rest of the enemy team alone is to easy, plz also torp me from behind". - still getting dumped upon by BB guns from acros the map (even tough they are on a cruiser this time ....).

Do you guys also have a hag to extend the maps? Clearly they are to confined and cluttered with things like torps for the average BB player?

Actually remember that bug when huge landmasses would be wrongly displayed instead of .... well open water? Hags I tell ya! Might even be: (Hagraven? From what I get they are certainly old enough ;)) Anyway, this thread: Only thing I notice is a severe lack of OP.

To late for that - this thread basically has 4 topics: 1. Pony. 2. Waifu. 3. Windowlicking. 4. Some necessary paperwork and welcoming new recruits. In order of importance ofc. btw: This is EXACTLY how my birds are. Hell, even the size relative to the palm/hand is about right (they are bigger, but a lot of them is only feathers). They love to have their head scratched too. Well, mine snuggle under my shirt/blanket ...... usually, but show them some sunflower seeds and you have their UTMOST attention. I bet you guys sometimes dont even notice they are contently sleeping under my shirt while I am playing with you. (when the windows are all closed ofc ...... cant risk an escape due to a random fright or "I want to fly now, human" turn into "permanent leave") Also the body temp. of a bird is higher - around 40 °C. Nice in winter - not so much in summer .... - You even gotta be careful so they dont overheat, they rather start panting in heat than leaving their cosy place. Alos, just vacuumed ~10 mosquitoes - some waiting above me to fall asleep and some others picked up when I decided to check the other rooms; still, there are probably more ........ isnt summer fúcking great? Out there its still above 25 °C.

I should have known, I should have bookmarked that Norse Pony vid from recently; but interesting as it was, I couldnt understand a damn thing (+ no subtitles). Anyway I guess I have to make sure the bait fits the prey then. btw: you can get to trollface if you select the "sailor" category; I usually have it under "recently used" anyway. Also you maybe miss some music I post from time to time. While most is just to add hilarity, you never know what you like. While I do have my preferences, I did learn over time that sometimes you might find some tune that is objectively even more noise than anything else but still ....... you end up listening. And hell, some are just good! how about (also them wings!): and since we have a obligation to somehow also provide waifu in order to not starve poor things like blogis, who is under waifu embargo atm, completely to death ....... .... them wings 2 : (and I usually dont like cosplay at all because I am an overcritical douche bag when it comes to that - while on the other side my best effort would probably look rather shitty)

I see someone has a new avatar ........ Well if Wolf asked for some random to weird stuff ..... that can certainly be helped. I am not a scholar in these things when it comes to Pony ......... but I do remember "a few". Hopefully they are still on YT .......... (btw: Clicking AOs vids can deeply screw up your YT recommendations .........) I remember actually more weired stuff, but I want to limit myself to two, and although the first had also some anime in it (plenty actually), this one (which is ancient by Pony standards) has some reference to a anime-fad that is even ancient by YT standards. ^^ Hope AO appreciates.