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I see a lot of plane stealing! (You cant be in that clan and kill anything without it being a kill-steal of some sort ). But CG on that one! I didnt think to be that possible ....... or rather, get done so soon after challenge formulation. Meanwhile I ......... slept. And I mean it, for 16-18 hours (my back is killing me now for that, damn old people problems) and I would have slept even longer if not for a call. There goes my day off out of the window ...

I raise your hand: Much cuter and fits into your shirt pocket or palm. Well the same is actually true for those too. (not me, I cant draw for shít) Well since its raining (and thus finally not heat-sterilisation-hot for once) and I completely done from work, I figure mine might get a chance to sleep under my blanket in a few minutes.

A scrunchy face depry - that one is saved! Also, dont get between her and her Muffins! -> "Booooh, more las0rs!" (You wont probably dont get a lot of rest, but still .......) Also speaking of withdrawal: In less than half an hour subject A shows first signs of withdrawal when deprived of "waifu"; further research and observation is required ..... For whatever strange reason I saw her at first with a tooth ache like swollen cheek from a missing or aching tooth. Embrace Chaos: btw: What a evening in scrub TS deping in the game AND in the chat would probably look like when captioned by Lorans "face-cam".

Say what you want, but random mm is never failing on delivering the prerequisite we discussed for pseudo-High Calibre. New goal: pseudo-High Calibre AND 5 stars. Hags! And cg to that game. The dreadnought alone proofs you also got shot plenty, together with the High Calibre I suspect some musculoskeletal aches from carying to much (dead? ) weight.

Its also pretty useless since he obviously doesnt understands how WG stats system works. (Wait I said something from WG works? A figure of speech, I promise! ) And yes, I had to look because that "fixation" about the lower than 55 % got me "intrigued". Lets just leave it at: Pretty much as you expect, but not AS damning as the others ones, and there is still theoretical hope (a newbie, not a noob ........ yet); but that is contradicted by exhibited behaviour just like the above. Still when doing only 2k more damage in a Atago, then the server average does in St. Louis, this means the sever median is also purely composed of the elitists right? Because thats how a median works and nothing could be wrong with Dunning-Kruger-playstyle in full force, right? (Bonus point: Ofc he has an Atago/high tier premium without an silver ship on that tier - was there ever any doubt about that?) Well at least we saw how atomskytten approach went. Still, I envy you, atomskytten, for your patience and commend you for trying.

Could be that he is storytelling about his exploits in rl to much in game as well. I wonder what he does to deviate attention when sprouting nonsense irl? Talking about his ship exploits? And for the cruiser part? I dont know: No clue about Atlanta and Cleavleand - so doesnt know how to mortar-ships. 30-35k damage in Belfast/Kutizov/bad with basically any p2w premium - doesnt know about how to op p2w. 18 % hr in Hindenburg with 40k - I see where the problems with BBs come from ...... Meanwhile the survivalrates are well over 20 % (!!!!) above the WR in BBs, nearly 30 % (!!!!!!!!!) in case of the Tirpitz even. I'd say if you survive (much) more battles than you win, than there is something wrong with how you play. Id say he should stick with battleships and just yolo in. As a human bot he is more useful to any team; at least more than as floating map boundary limit indication on the blue line. 20 % (more or less) hr in all those blue-line ships doesnt indicate his problem is "rushing in to much", now does it? Also less p2w and T8-10 and more T 4-6 + watching what the better none cowardly players are doing with their BBs after his inadvertent demise instead of "huk huk back to port" and "next battle". I know thats hard to do because of blue-lining BBs he is very likely to be one of the last ones alive (70 % survived with 40 % WR in Tirpitz omfg!) ......... but rushing in and be a bot meatshild helps with that as well. I know, your stats and previous postings told me that already and it was a rhetorical question to begin with. If I want accurate data about something I probably wont ask you directly. I rather get a sample of the malignant process and analyze it independently. Again cool story bro. If I ever want my South Carolina loose 1k avg damage to meet your Colorado, I ll ask you for advice. You know what the funny part is? I am not a good player by any stretch of imagination; and I dont do (or rarely as the last Murmansk game showed) p2w. I just dont try to actively sabotage my team and rather to compensate for those that do; maybe try that next time instead of counting the scratches in your BB paint. So? If the story doesnt involve some horrible rng, Sky Cancer ruining your day or a random detonation, the hardest counter ever to a class in the entire game puts you into the position of having to explain how you didnt just delete them at leisure. Even kiting away, BB shell flight times/op pen/op damage rating means that you have a easier time hitting and damaging their tiny hp pool than the completely other way around. You only have an excuse for letting them escape if you are in a 20 knts battleship or get horrible rng .... Meanwhile excuse me while I ponder my failed rl which tortures me so much I have to splat wallet-warriors with no clue in a ship game as a compensation. /s Congrats mate! Reflection, analysis and a strife to be more useful to your fellow players. Even if you happen to just be more comfortable torp DDs, it probably means you are still a asset to have on the green side in a gun DD compared to ....... others. I rather have people try and fail, which support me and I support/(try to and fail?)carry them, than the usual spectators just watching their team die.

Because one incident, which validity we cant check, is "cool story bro". On the other hand just over 46 % over more than 4 k battles is tragedy version of a greek epic about the "fall of Troja and any teamplay". And thats WITH using p2w and p2w-ships even. Guess how things would look without? Doesnt it concern you, that I have only about 50 wins less in total than you with over 1k game played LESS as well? Now everyone can have an opinion, but dont expect others to bow down to the wisdom of an factual bad players (because sorry thats how it is) opinion. Id say you would be pretty outraged if your mechanic took (bad) advice from a gardener just because he has a car which routinely blows up; but rolls a few meters from the blast .... Id rather say listen to Marvin and be thankful for any advice and tough love.

Some games from today (some first ever achievement at the end (not solo warrior unfortunately, lacking both normal and pseudo-variant )): Not that remarkable but I pretty much crippled 3 of their DDs and helped in pretty much securing the win in domination; and since I was able to fulfil my role and go after the enemy DDs, that makes me happy indeed. Ofc it would have been easier if I had gotten more/any gun support from the rest of the DDs on my team but oh well ...... low tiers. Again a pretty unremarkable game if not for the fact that it was a enemy team forsaking their cap. The could have very well won this. Ofc THEY pushed our cap also hard with superior numbers and the Sky cancer either directly decaped or forced us in harms way. Tbh it was a heartfelt desire to win this one. Cowardly play like this should not be rewarded except with a kick in áss. Cheers for our BBs decaping THEM. Division mate wanted to play T5 - so I dont have many cruisers there. Königsberg is "unusable" thx to the recent changes and being stuck with a IFHE captain. Kirov is a good ship, but not in constant T7 MM. Omaha? Is crap and I will put the 12 (undistributed) pts captain there on the NO one day - probably. That leaves only the Murmansk. Glorious p2w comrade! (I usually dont use my premium p2w ships in random, but this time I did use it and p2w, no point in trying to sugarcoat the matter). P2W-used for this result: 1. Glorious soviet engineered long lance torpedoes! Woud have had only 1 hit with Omaha. 2. 2 Cits/AP damage - probably wouldnt have gone in with shitty Omaha shells coming from a steep angle. 3. Sick 13 pts captain. I do have a 12 pts Omaha captain, thats true, but thats because the Omaha once was my main credit grinder. In this case I just threw my Charlie Chaplin captain in with DE and IFHE - while any other pleb without p2w would probably have gotten a max T6-8 captain on T5. 4. Glorious ruddeshift for longer survival. 5. Spotter plane, because fighter does 0 anyway and range in T 7 is needed. .............. its stills a pos, but thats because its still a shítty cruiser with atrocious arcs. Point is: Its beats the Omaha on so many lvls its not even funny; p2w in its purest form. ...... and now 2 games as a feature presentation: Played without a division just with random people (for the first 2 times in this operation) ..... hard carry mode had to be engaged! I didnt even think you would get achievements (apart from the obvious ones; but not the performance related heroic ones) as you dont get for example pseudo-kraken .......... well: Unfortunately this was only a 3 star game; result clearly shows that, although I tried hard and my best. Couldnt carry hard enough and tbh the rewards is just meh for carrying so hard. Well after getting intrigued by that pseudo-confederate I took out the other DDs and well ......... I could have gotten even more kills/dmg but I was literally picking up the last few survivors for the second time to keep us over 7k troops. As much as I want to carry, I cant do everything alone, so this is only a 4 starer for not shooting down enough planes. .......... but damn! 21 kills and first (and so far only) pseudo-high calibre which in co-op means more than 50 % of the total team damage. Also if you wanted any proof for how broken the rewards system is .......

Hard mode is already there, its enabled by playing with random punishment bestowed upon you by MM for putting them on your team.

Bonus point for additional Cyclon BB-buff-time while a radar cruiser (an only those) can use it to get maybe 4 k damage an then they are either useless or oneshotted by super fast 360°-fast-than-cruiser-turretes-rotation-no-scope-no-skill-BBabies.

And one shot a cruiser on the way in; never forget about that.

Ofc they dumbed it down - what else. Gneis & Scharn might also spawn as Bayern btw. Cruisers hunting the incoming friendly CV are laughable now ....

Ignoring the WG sent lies, sprouted by "red writing under the avatar", this is how co-op looks like (and not for the first time) because of no 5 BB cap; and also only because of the one (1) idiot in a cruiser: 60 % BBs at T8? I raise your hand and say its 80 % and going up steadily in co-op already (at least for human players, friendly bots are dds and cruisers). Why is that important? Co-op with its unrestricted mm and bot-opponents can be used a sort mood-gauge to what ships are played; and dont kid yourself: The co-op BB players are in NO DAMN WAY INFERIOR to the ones in random (when looking at the general populace).

THE ACTUAL FÚCK?! Glorious WG engineering by opressed noobs released early from the slavery of a schooling-system! I swear to god that this is the first time I get to see the post starting from AO on this page to this one from lup3s right above mine: Posted Thursday at 05:56 PM I shouldnt surprised really, because yesterday I had Live, Kostis and at least someone else writing in the chan without being visible there. Ofc after they left for the bed, THEN and only THEN they would be listed, but greyed out and with the description of being offline. Thx a lot game for telling me when someone is offline, but not showing me when the are here and what they maybe have written in the past time......... Live was even (greyed out) in the chan until I did shut off the PC in the morning. I mean damn, I played Power at Sea on the C64 before/without being even able to read and write, but I had never anticipated I would play another shipgame in 2017 and it would be essentially the same situation.

The one or two patches ago introduced "drinking game" of "crashing for every direct or inderect BB-buff" is making it hard for me to take screenshots. Usually they wont be saved and due to the erased status after crashing, I cant even look them up when realising that. Anyway lup3s already did put up that 4 Scrub game and I can only say its a honor playing with them/licking the same windows as those Gentlemen. I rather have 3 Scrubs with me and have a fair chance of doing it, than 6 idiotic cowards and saboteurs I wish I could teamkill ........... We already knew it, but now we have proof that any Scrub is at least worth double than a parasite (I'd say more, much more - but thats where evidence falls short) Anyway just for some trolling: "Kill Stealing intensifies" or "Learning from Loran and Morten". (And yes I do love the Pony-Scrunchy-Face ) Bonus: First co-op game in Smith Looks like a fun Bot-Clubber. ....... also another Ship I only own thx to lup3s - thx a lot mate! unrelated: Finished retraining my Nagato captain for Izumo ......... in co-op only. Now its the new Nagato captains turn. Ofc I can only play the Izumo after an R0-situation has been achieved - for probably both WG and the BBaby faction.

Omg Vinyl with a nurse hat - do love. ^^ I forgot, AO wants well socked Ponies; and lately I heard something about boots. I think the both of them, Apple Jack and AO, will get along nicely: (btw: Would like the windowlicking, but after 20 pages of mindblowing stupidity/some sanity in the smokethread, I am apparently now all out .......) €: Toplvl soviet technology - it says I cant edit anymore because it might have been moved, deleted to the time for doing so ( ???) is up - wtf?!

......... and then pve claimed another victim. But I do say I totally understand you! Click on your Name in the top bar and select settings. Second point on the left will be signature. (May I recomend some desktop Ponies? ) Wanted to take out my birds, but the just took a bath. Wet and restless birds (due to their feathers mostly being itchy as hell when wet) ...... well no. ^^ Anyway there still:

Then you should like "Pinkamena Diane Pie" and her "Cupcakes" (google at own risk!). As sfw as you can stay with the matter: (Tough still not a clear answer )

Yeah, and no doubt even a guy that has been dead for ~75 years and has been shot through the skull with a .50 cal would do a better voice actor job than the Seagull did when doing his impersonation for his "epic commander avatar".

AO just misses the old times when my Kongo was driving next to his NY. Not so fast, we gotta know which he thinks is worse. Being pro-NY and pro regular Kongo already places him closer to the Pony-side. Remember where I work. I think its pretty save to say I could tongue clean my toilet seat at home and it would be saver than touching anything of my surroundings at work (like using a door handle, or press an elevator button) and then ie unconsciously scratch an itch in the eyes. At least there are one-use rubber gloves stacked for use everywhere ........ and today ie I used them to fix a pos printer (whilst keeping my hands white) instead of "releasing him back into the wild"; born free and all that crap; out of a 3rd lvl window ....... So yeah, using my tongue on my keyboard at home isnt really a frightening proposal ....... Wait until the hag to turn every sig into "Desktop Ponies" (google!) passes evaluation and goes live! Draft 1: Hail to the Scrub mascot! - At least 20 % of the forum-sigs should show this!

Are they still sprouting that BS as the explanation? If so how about every employ of WG drinks a WHOLE BOTTLE of laxatives (or emetica if you are up for it!) for every calibre downgrade in the RUSSIAN cruiser line! (have a doctor ready and be under medical supervision ..... youll need it!) Challenge accepted? Good! T 1 = 130 mm - start. T 2 = 120 mm - down - ups, there goes the first bottle. T 3 = 152 mm - up - thats ok AND 130 mm down - you can drink it now or wait for the T4. T 4 = 130 mm - same/down - if you didnt drink on the T3 now is the time to do it. T 5 = 180 mm - up - thats ok. T 6 = 152 mm - down - and also down goes another one . T 7 = 152 mm - same - thats ok. T 8 = 152 mm - same - thats ok. T 9 = 180 mm - up - thats ok. T 10 = 220 mm - up - well technically up, but since "there are no cruiser guns above 203 mm"; when they knew of ships like Graf Spee that ..... well, EXISTED and HAD the russian paper plans (after all that was their BS explanation why they came first -> access to fever-delerium-dreams ..... napkin drawings ... some wishful-thinking-plans in russian sekrit ducument-archive); imho thats a bonus bottle. So tell me, how does your belly feel? Do you have any idea how insulting this sprouting of absolute BS is, when everyone can just look up the wiki/play the game and then just see whats real on the bias side of things? €: Just to be clear, thats not a thing about any individual WG employ, but when it comes to WG as a whole and their years long track record: "Ceterum autem censeo WarGamingnem esse delendam" - that ofc goes for the legal entity.

I wonder what AO would say now. Btw: Given your present company I would watch my back. In MLP-FIM cartoon girl loves you! (as in you might not get a choice if you have hands and if you are a human) (I knew I had to bookmark the Pony-simulators for later eventual hilarity - it even covers human waifu ........ in a way) Thats some "strategical" battle damage.

What is truly needed to get rid of the hordes of BBs! also: Had a epic session yesterday and then again today with lup3s (mainly) which got me the french flag and the Smith. Usually I dont play that much (and its showing, I cant play properly any more, am not up to date on anything and my aim sucks ........) in week or months, let alone a day or two. Well you dont know yet if he hates waifu, despises hen ... anime and loves the New York. Totally not getting carried all the time btw (like I always say, play crap - get carried. It works for the noobs, it works for me.): Dat 80 % WR: (That Toonboom, or whatever that animation software used for the movie is called, is growing on me, but I still lean more towards the look of the familiar flash style)

Today had a serious french-flag-farm-session ...... only ones close to 200k damage: Highest damage today (not quite 280k tough ........which is insane btw! ) Highest amount of cits today (again not quite like a "certain DD" ) Seriously the farm was real today: and ofc many more "lesser" games. ^^

wat!? or rather more closely Pony-related? (dat derp face between 00:01 and 00:002 ^^ - Thats Living Tombstones remix of Ken Ashcrops Absolute Territory btw; so socks are covered too ) ....... but as you can see, another proud Scrub-recruit being lured in by Pony! Now this should also cover the waifu-side of the thread, as well as being adorable: Forcast already has the next heatwave incoming. I know, I should be grateful for even being allowed some very few days of living like an actual human being before the the summer heatray of death is back ... but honestly all I can think of are cuss words to use in the face of unavoidable sweltering heat.