havaduck

The problem with playing with Scrubs is that while you starcount goes up, your damages goes down - considerably. Ofc there is TS to make up for that! I mean I had good games with Scrub divisions, but usually its a lot more rare to get these kind of results than if you play with random plebs. - and that one is special by itself because its tactical expertise - with random plebs no less!

And a lot of seals were clubbing for that result! See, no no phrasing error! Them beats get every winrate up! Anyway, heartfelt cg, and most definitely feels good! (proper visualisation:) To stay slightly on topic: From the first game of today without div but random plebs; 5 stars are always nice.

Just barely on page 1 guys - Shamefur Dispray! No socks, but I think AO will still appreciate ..... While others are still surprised what kind of fotos/fanart of them surfaces ........

I really have to drag you from page 2? Most dishonurabu! Just something quick since I have to finish my take out food before it gets cold.

0 star victory. I have never had that one before - I am quite certain. Thus that one by itself is quite a accomplishment.

@Aotearas thats some serious ship porn there! btw: I looked at that picture from Loran from work and wtf was there aliasing. I mean that hammer looked like a freaking stairway ....... I am always amazed how the shitty IE finds new and exiting ways to fúck things up, like seriously god damn! (need of extensive bitching today is high - and that even before I played a single round WoWs ... now for some food .......) Have something cute to temporarily () bloat out the salt:

There is a reason even the enemy team accuses AO of killstealing. I guess Mortens lessons truly paid off. ^^ (Ofc not our logo, but close enough, and yes, I just found that by coincidence ^^) So now that we have a new Dark Lord of Killstealing (at least for a while) he will be really popular with the fillies - esp. if he gifts to them some socks!

Well hi there. Hit up Blogis or one of our evil Overlords (that would be Loran or Gene) and join us in our chan where we plan ..... who am I kiding: 50 % is the same stuff as here and there rest is salt about the teams. Join us, division up play a few games and enjoy the live-salt on ts. ^^ Also, any questions? I would be careful around here with offers like that. Lets double the dose with something cute having something cute: ........ dont worry about loosing a leg, you will be snuggled to death long before that can happen: ......... and in case you actually survive that you are true Scrub-material, Nurse redheart will patch you up ......... or finish you off.

I think that flag is not scrubatically accurate: A bland orange flag with a white star? - unless ofc its censored ........ which then ofc would probably be the best fit, I have to admit! Anyway I do love this weather! Its fresh, the air is clean (from somewhat regular rain - not a lot but regular) and only 1 tiny radiator is on so I can let some more fresh air in ........ best of all: Its not hot as ballz any more and if I dare open the window for more than 5 seconds there isnt full blown Zerg invasion. Ofc there are people already: (not as cute af sadly) I mean ofc there could be (very few, but alas at least some) reasons to miss the summer: ......... or actually several more: My shoulder was kinda sore so havent realy played in a week or so, so how things are going in clan wars? (Snubs and 5crubs as well ofc)? Tbh I am really surprised we didnt do a Scrubintern tournament. [Scrubs] vs [Snubs] led by Marvin would have pulled me out behind the oven for sure! ♪ ♫ ♪ ... "Lets go Wonder-Scrubs!" ... ♫ ♪ ♫ ... "Lets go Shadow-Snubs!" ... ♪ ♫ ♪ Have some Luna at the end just for the heck of it: Be coincidence just as I was typing a wild evil overlord appears: Man I remember us talking about that one like ........ how long ago?! Gl und hf building that one!

Well at least afterwards they cant complain about how "they didnt know". I am actually with AO on this one -> angry crunchy Face intensifying indeed! (inb4: to the sacrificial pit with him! ) btw: Waifus from the more Halloween-ish side do have ofc "downsides", like their choices in small treats for their husbandos: come to think of it, its probably my fault we are so lacking in batponies, so have some in the purest [SCRUB]-edition possible: In an open window + scrunchy face. Still, I probably am right about how in "japanese work of arts" both "yametee" and whatever-the-second-one-would-be go "hand in hand"?!

Still to expensive if you would ask me. Same thing actually with the shitty game we are all here for. aka I have no idea what that means and I know better than to google it. (also Dashie in this is adorable )

So you had an entire page free of Pony (shame on you all for that!) expect the spam the usual quality content to resume. I still remember those tags! expectation (of one completely uninformed): reality: I guess "I watch(or in this case: play) it for the plot" is a thing with AO and Wolf too. Anyway, I know its late but: Personally I dont like Halloween very much. I am more in the All Hallows' Eve (and ofc Nightmare Night ) corner on that one, but I know we gotta fulfil exceptions: AO probably is demanding socks right as I type. Since its NMN we got someone all to eager to done them for AO: Moving on swiftly to the next "demands": Probably not what he had in mind but: Completely unrelated: () Some cute bat (+ "eee") for closure: €: Watched Bladrunner today (the new one ofc) with a friend (I know late af but different schedules you know .....) -> Go and watch. Enjoyed that one very much.

Remember that it is from WG and then calculate the possibility of that crap working without major issues from there ......

Pure and perfect T10 random PVP material right there! Anyway, this shitty game is crashing a lot recently. With that sometimes screens no longer get taken after a restart; but I honestly cant be arsed to always check, so I might actually be missing out on some memorable games. Well this games is nothing special per se, but I am not dead while in a shitty cruiser and it both gave me the Blyat and the million creds from the mission. Ofc I didnt get the 12 pts Budyoni captain ......... If I remember correctly I helped our Fletcher win his fight, while running away ofc. Afterwards our Fletcher was free to do whatever he wanted and it clearly shows. ^^ I then just had the usual cruiser struggle of dealing damage without outright dying immediately. This game isnt special in terms of damage, but the xp and creds make up for that. Also big pro-tip to IJN DDs: When the next enemy that might actually have his guns on you is 12-15 km out, when you are on top of that also full hp, when your friendly BB is constantly under siege while desperately carrying, when he dodged already a shitload of torps from a variety of ships, when he shoots a enemy DD that is reloading his torps and leaves him on ~400 hp and said DD is only 3-5 km out from said BB ......... well maybe, just maybe USE YOUR GOD DAMN GUNS! (Obviously this is not aimed at Kostis) Damn good result for a T2 cruiser in co-op: This was a solid carry, dont have the teampanels but lup3s got an insane game. ^^ Also had a 3rd division member who helped us imensly in his DD, but old and crap as I am, I cant remember which fellow Scrub. ^^ We went north, lost the few allies we had to the enemy CVs. Even tough the enemy camped and had superior numbers we not only denied them any push, we made them abandon this flank and go for middle. The did choose middle because the south/west flank ofc crumbled - so we lost the CV and the pushed the cap. Thankfully we were able to partially compensate for the lack of CV spotting with DD-vision and then ofc won the battle for our cap. Having our DD raid there CVs in the meantime meant we could actually win this. Recently been playing more BB: Blyat gives good creds and for collection sake I do want the KGV in my port. Sometimes is hard to do damage if you get shitty spawns, and in that regard the game was nearly a repeater of the previous one with the damn C spawn in a BB on Fault Line, but getting the heroic medals is surprisingly easy: (not even to mention that you rarely take retarded citadels or die immediately without reason ) This one was a carry by the book. Even tough our top tier BB tried hard to sabotage (the KGV was blue lining - no joke!) and you can usually tell a defeat immediately by your top BBs being potato or your DDs suiciding right at the start, we bottom tiers still managed to pull things around. We dominated B in the beginning, then lup3s held B against pretty tough ods, meanwhile enemy at C was crushed, then left the others to cap C and subdued the enemy at B which were now really putting the pressure on lup3s. and another troll spam on C: Ofc you cant carry all the games, and like I said: Usually you can tell if its a lost cause by things like top tier BBs being useless ........ So ofc without playing BBs for nearly a year solid, I have absolutely no problems having a bigger impact in games than in the class I main. Yeah great balancing WG, nothing wrong with that, just keep buffing BBs and keep nerfing cruisers - they are still played by some idiots like me after all. and for the grand finale: A work of art I'd like to call: "Pure Sky Cancer". This isnt at all about the result, tbh I have no idea where that one even came from as I was so busy first trying our CV to start being not a complete idiot to then ofc sharing the salt. We are 8 minutes into the game and this is the start off point: So this is lost, right? We already lost so many ships...... there is simply no way. Havent done much damage yet since the enemy mostly went to the other side + rng. The enemy CV just visited me and next thing is that Ill delete the Leander that is pressuring the Fubu which in turn is pressuring the Bogue. Plan is here to get a CV advantage, force their hand by going into their cap, kill their DD with our CVs free fighter group spotting them and overall CV advantage giving us a damage advantage given enough time. So after trying for 3 and a half eternities to get our CV to spot the DD, he does that ....... by accident. Anyway I derp the DD for 5k straight. The Fubu is burning down to the Bogue. I did nearly no damage to that guy. Amongst the tries was a 12 km shot on a stationary target - 0 hits. Anyway all I need is vision and either I kill the Shino fast, or he is rendered useless anyway by permaspot. Keep in mind that our CV now has a FREE FIGHTER GROUP - seriously, there arent even float fighters he could want to use them against to protect his strike on the enemy team any more. So what does the fucknugget do? You guessed it. Obviously I cant go to that island. I already dodged a shitload of torps and only took one - gee if I only had a CV spotting them and the DD. Consider all the above strike 1. I can already hear the voices: But oh, its a new CV player, and he is overtasked with controlling all the groups. No he isnt, because guess what? Instead of spotting the DD or his torps, he goes for the damn SPOTTER PLANE. Yes, the fúcking spotter plane is way more important. At leas the overall scheme worked: They are now mostly all going for me and our north group gets a break and a favourable 2 vs 1 engagement. So after killing the spotter, our Sky Cancer is back to spotting and guarding ........... nothing. Also when I did that turn, there was this moment I had my guns on him and I would definitely shot the fucktard if not for TS intervention and the fact that there were actually targets for me to deal with in order to help the rest of the teams effort. Also the enemy DD didnt suddenly evaporate, take a wild guess where he is! ..... done? So, now I made one last effort and warned the stupid fúck in the CV that there is a DD down there. So naturally: "Surprise DD". Equally predictable the fucktard is yelling for help in chat the moment he sees the DD. Literally me when the enemy DD showed up to kill him, just maybe a little bit more salty as that yelling for help in chat all of a sudden was the 3rd strike. After the CV was dead I did put one more salvo into the DD and now he was low. So with 2 salvoes I took roughly 2/3-3/4 of his health way, all I would have needed was a spot and maybe 1; or 2 if I get trolled by dispersion - salvoes, and in the beginning I asked normally polite for the spot. Hell I even explained how to use the free fighter squad in case of a new CV player. I mean seriously I see some stuff up there at the higher tiers all the time, and usually BB players are the absolute worst, but then there is Sky Cancer rushing forward like this and just takes the cake.

IJN DD Yudachi from what I know got magazined: After being crippled already, the also heavily damaged Portland (torp hit to the stern caused damage and put the rudder out of order) sunk her by the rising light of the upcoming day. This was a aftermath battle between ships unable to leave to scene after the Drunken Bar Brawl-Night Battle at Guadalcanal. Thats no objection to what you said, just wanted to provide some info for a fellow player who is interested. The fragility sure helped a lot in a sense that if a steel behemoth vanishes in a mushroom cloud, everyone is surprise and looks. On the other hand when an US DD gets hit by 2 long lance torps and quickly "disassembles" and similarly quickly goes under, it doesnt really matter if in the midst of all that carnage the (relativly small) quantity of explosives went of aswell. €: It happened to armed merchant vessels too. IE Torpedo hits on the stern would tear the aft section "rather" apart when the ammo for said guns would go boom, but in a sense of still highly localized damage because the ships werent simply carrying tons and tons of explosives.

I would, but I just threw some potatoes (no pun intended ) into said pressure cooker (again .... ) and will have a meal thereafter. Lest just say if things are still going south (39 xp CV ........ again ) when I am done dining, I am again obliged to help. My pro-tip for 5 stars sill stands: Get lup3s as the CV!

Rob, you optimist! And be careful: A lot of the forum population is standard field produce, harvested and then thrown into the pressure flame cooker that is this forum, too. We wouldnt have so much "this op p2w ship/BB needs to be buffed/nerf fire/etc" otherwise.

Its "a start" on a disastrous road as factually proven:

Isnt that basically a shitbarn on wheels - with similar camo + similar speed as a barn stuffed with manure to the brim on wheels?

1st and probably last game game in Blyat. Meanwhile in a cruiser: Yipi, I am not dead!

lel I guess somebody is not a fan of the great and powerful RNG-Trixie then: I gues AO ( @Aotearas ) knows RNG-Trixie all to well to, as both seem to have mastered together the arcane arts of putting up a colourful fireworks display whenever AO plays (and esp. if he hands the enemy DDs their asses) his Kaba/DD. (You get a detotnation, and you get a detonation ............ everyone gets a detonation!)

We better do! Those are maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ugrades!

Yeah it was, tough I like the first/original mission more. The 2nd one is ......... oversaturation. At one point there are ships everywhere and on the other side you get completely ridiculous tools to deal with them - and then its all of a sudden over! I rather have the climactic battle against the Rasputin than having to fight bugged undead Gorgon! Who knows, maybe with more experience this mission will grow on me. I didnt watch any vids nor play on the pts so I am still a bloody noob that at best has some basics down. Tbf with lup3s in the CV, we came as close as possible to cheating. ^^

There is also another constant, let me visualize: This is the MM (adorably) deciding weather or not to give you a team which is even remotely salvageable every time you press battle.

I am disappointed now. Expected full grorious Kaba spam! (unfortunately cant watch the twitch stream for whatever reason and thus not enjoy the additional lel) Anyway the thing that really made me pick up on that bait is the thrown in hackusation: anyway time to be more productive by analysing the result: 10/10 would flame and mock those throwing whiny hackusations around again. Truly topkek! is pleased! I am getting a few images as well - to use on this thread ofc : OP: Enemy team: