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Lel (no idea how to partial quote from this crap) Yeah, Schadenfreude indeed! Anyway something for your efforts - to have you stay with us (ie Kimmie is already missing .... sadly) and to keep up morale: Heroic victory! I managed to post some Pony in socks on the shittiest device ever concived for that by humankind immaginable!

(From mobile so expect typewriter diarhea permagna) Anyway, cant say I dont understand you, been there myself. Hell, I am still there; I am the first one to build WG a nice cottage in hell as we speak. I would have been long gone if not for the foumites....

Well Id say the chance of winning this have been pretty "constant" over the last few months.

Arent crashes a part of the "WG experience"? Well, if you run out of options, you can always try to improve your karma by ........... hm I dont know ........ but maybe I can think of something if you insist. Anyway have some Christmas Nurse Redheart!

Reminds me of what I get on my side time and time again ... ops, co-op, randoms .......... it doesnt matter! Yeah, I am talking about "THAT level":

Well lets put it that way: I have used some reports in that game. Oddly enough, not for those two at the bottom. Didnt see how they died, but what I did see was a turd in a BB camping the repair post so hard (all game) he even blocked our CV seeking shelter from incoming fire rather than get his pansies wrinkled. We are talking full hp battleturd ofc. Anyway ....... not really playing much. CB takes up a lot of players and divisioning is often rather "slow". OPs are not possible because people are just to damn stupid for that - and I am talking WG balancing levels here. So mostly a few co-op games. Rather suiting anyway since I am crap and not really used to aim at anything more than 10 km anymore. Still: First one ever. Probably not much of a achievement for most players in a p2w*1 heavy game like this but hey, it is for me. Running a compromise build here so this guy can be used on Kongos, Myokos, Takaos and this Zao. I might actually dump all my accumulated captain xp so far on this guy and get him to 19 to get EM with the last missing point. That would then net another post here after a "fairly fast grind" from 18-19. *1: Dont kid yourselves, there is some p2w even in this captain I admit. I dont know the exact numbers ..... hell I dont dare to guestimate but 1-3 %? Could that be fair? Still a lot lower ratio than most 18 or + pts captains I bet ...........

Wait, the chance of your fellow Scrubs earning something for their socks (pun intended ) is not motivation enough? (dont take that one to serious, but hell, when am I ever gonna get the chance to have that one slightly on topic with the Scrubs with is rather sad theme) and just because I picked the PMV version and not the original upload which is accompanied with this art: Well Scrubs you now have a goal: Convince AO. I would try to bribe him with a (Pony! gtfo with your lewd imagination! ) Plushy like: or some Fluttershy in socks even vids ........ but persuasion and bribery so far proved ineffective. Its now up to you now! speaking of which - I love that joke: Actually that sums op the whole game. (I hope to play that one day, but I know how it goes with "backlogs" (not that I own them yet, but I think there is a all-in-one out there for cheap since they are rather old by now). Really liked Demon Souls too, I remember watching a playthrough after just wanting to get a small taste of what the game is like). ....... ofc I also think I should play Skyrim again: Would you believe I never had any FIM mods installed playing that game? Although Derpy as giant alone would make it worthwhile! Indeed! To bad Wolf is to young for the 8 bit (or less )-era. also we havent had some bats in a while, so have bat: or if you dont want bat, how about some bug? Comes with a few more sharp edges - so handle with care.

I enlist as well. No matter how it goes, have some happy holidays and stay save! Hope you get (some) of your Christmas wishes ......

Oh I would never ...... Just wait for Wolf to notice that. Anyway good excuse to get more Pony into this thread: Christmas wise- and/or waifu:

Related: Actually I am surprised, slept a lot and yet I feel like I can go on sleeping long for days or more ....... Like always lup3s has the right idea! (tactical Christmas knee-high socks are a given one to appease AO, Cutie Mark - either of the plot- () or thigh-variant, why not? - about that additional side knot Cutie Mark-clothing ........... Will do thx. I was thinking of something too, but lets see what WG does first (read: how much they piss me off). So far I have been thinking of some way to do this, like a contest with 2 judges (for objectivity) about fellow Scrubs picking their favourite fim pic as a entry for said contest ..... ....... now I have to figure out a way for AO to pose as the second judge! (would it help to make that favourite fim pick wearing socks; we can even make it humanized, EQG, or vanilla - to appease the waifu-needs? Just in case of:) Massive fan too! - although I never saw them live (which I regret). One of Norway/Swedens finest exports! Only thing is, the next guy that randomly puts Moondance to some crappy anime/hentai gets beaten to death with a Pony Plushy. Yeah, you might be laughing now, lets see how you keep laughing in a diabetic coma from critical levels of cute stuff in your system! Tbh I dont give a flying feather about that. I am to old for that. I like music from a huge variety of directions. Sure I know I dislike more stuff from one than from another but a lot of times those description feel like the need to come up with some description just to make it different. As you said you never know what you like in the end. I mean I dont even know what to call this? Retro ....... but somehow awesome? Dont do drugs? DO TAKE (your prescribed) drugs? (a friend brought me to them, go look up more like Testosterossa (thats first class Ferrari-bait for Live )) Or this is apparently "Vocal Chiptune" Or some Fever Ray ......... just picking randomly 3 entries for short. Anyway I love this time of the year and my birds do to. Seconds later the are either sound asleep or very contently lurking for some additional head scratching. At least christmas gifts for them are easy: Its either something to devour or play with (read: destroy) or both: Sums it up pretty well. If you need more visual material go watch Jurassic Park. Anyway getting sidetracked and I keep forgetting to mention that: Now I know nothing about doki daka Club and and games like that, but there is something called "Starswirl Academy" @Aotearas@WolfGewehr Again, I know next to nothing about that one either, but you might wanna check it out. (Its not mlp, even tough you can see where they had started developing from). I think there is a demo on Google Playstore or probably some YT vids - but again dont ask me. €: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.zapapple.starswirl&hl=de Not convinced yet? Have some Starswirl ......... Lyra - or whatever she is called over there. Anyway enjoy your pre-christmas time. Ill have to do a few more rounds with the Order - - and then I have some well deserved time off. Enjoy the cold, enjoy the snow (if you got any) and stay save! Damn heat is coming back soon enough anyway ........ or else:

I can vouch for that. Only "problem" is that with lup3s playing the CV, your damage will probably go down while the avg. number of stars goes up considerably. btw: Even I have 7 "Major Shitteam" -badges. Could have gotten more by simply playing the right ops more at the time. I think that one is even rarer than pseudo-sw because I have seen psw but never pseudo-high cal. outside Dunkirk.

Yeah I cant wait for that. Guess who cant either: I was just dropping by. Between work and sleep I have time for one quick co-op match ....... maybe. To be fair that Dogs of War is pretty epic. I have to take a more through look around again when I have more time (or am actually awake). Speaking of Dogs of War -> Random Scrub-Div. mate (*cough* lup3s, *cough* Loran, *cough* AO , etc) selecting Atlanta (I still love that theme to this day! - also there is something before the music starts thats kinda fits the Atlanta . Now everytime you play Atlanta you gotta remember this for even greater "My Little Pwny" ) for a match, being bottom tier yet still topping the score. ........ and if you post BG have at least the curtsey to put "Prelude to War" there! So in that sense: Brace yourselves, my spare time (and with that lots of Pony) is (probably) coming! Speaking of Tia, we had our first snow today (didnt keep ofc, but hey at least some flying-cotton ball-panorama while working), so in that sense:

I think there is one constant in all those results ...... Best game of the new ops so far + 2 games today so far today and I used most of my reports already ....... (still having problems aiming ..... but hey I am counting the the total amount of days if have to work before some recreation! )

Not dead yet, just a lot of work. This time its going to be a short one. I know I always say that and then your gotta cross scroll-hell-desert to get to the bottom but this time its just one pic (Pony naturally and highly on topic, promise!) while new Aslains installs. New patch, no clue whats about or whats new, but I figure the new operation will be in it, so I am looking forward to grind the modules of my KGV - and ofc see it the ship is any good; ofc also looking forward to finally "see" (rather hear) the Scrublords in TS and ingame. In that sense: You see? Told ya its highly ontopic and I didnt have to alter one bit. Aslains not finished?.......... ok, a second pic .... with socks .... for AO. (last post 23 hrs ago? Shamefur! Most Shamefur Dispray! )

Havent played in ages. In fact, I think its 3 weeks now since my last pvp match. Shoulder still giving me trouble aiming ........ but will it still be enough then to carry random plebs? Lets see ....... I played 4 games (quickly before bedtime basically) - with steadily increasing damage and desperation ........ 4 Starer - could have been easily be 5, but they werent in the right position to tank like I told them too: Can we crank up the damage a little? No friendly Scrubs around to get some "Outrageous Killsteals" on full hp ships - so naturally we can ..... - 5 Stars: Citadels looks good, but can we up the damage again? 5 Stars again - and believe me, its not easy to kill everything if the CVs + friends want you dead ........ and last one: I knew I was in for a tough game when I saw the 2 IJN DDs whose biggest impact was to make every broadside turn away Hell we even lost the Arizona quite early ....... so when the end fight came, we only had 3-4 ships left ..... obligatory: 10 kills previously, 9 now .... considering the rest of the team has 7/9 kills in total, I call that: "average levels of Morten". Tactics used: btw: thats a _4_ Star Victory ..... more was simply not possible. To bad Clev. didnt die too - would have been a well deserved pseudo-solo warrior of which I have 0 yet. Oddly enough, I didnt die in a singe game ........ but guess how many Karma points I earned for those carries? Yep, 0, which goes without saying .....

Holy fūcking shït this Forum on a Mobile Device - just wow. Its Slow aß aśs too (has nothing to do to with the pic density and everything with thiS thing being operated by wg ) - autocorrection screwingg me without mercy - as if ist not hard enough already . Fùck that.

or in this case its just Celestias Pet: (I had to add the first one just because reason) Whether or not the artist the artist picked her and that setting because of that I ofc cant tell. So it starts! Thing is, with that phone - which is a overpriced pocket PC anyway - I would rather play some old games I havent seen in decades. Like Links Awakening - that one is both great, I played through pre-internet, and best of all: It fits perfectly on a phone! Or how about Zelda 1? I rather re-visit those tittles tbh. Honestly I am not playing much new stuff away recently ...... Coincidently this is also about a birthday party, but I think Dashies has a better fitting song: (just pick one, sadly the 8-bit version - my favourite - is not longer available on YT) Ponies (at least of the cute pastel kind) are made of DARK MATTER!!!!!! I can believe I left that very important scientific information out of this thread for so long! (btw that another classic I had to dig up and I am glad its still there ^^) What spam? As far as I can tell very productive and highly on topic; lets check the time lapse: Damn just catching up takes so much time (and space) up of a post, so have something highly clan-on-topc for closure. No it doesnt involve Windows or licking, yet I think you will find it highly Scrub-related: So excuse me while I have to go an charge the damn phone. That sob already went dark. Thankfully the new sim arrived in the mail so I can at least fúcking call somebody again and talk more than 5 minutes ...... theoretically because as I may have hinted: A crack addict is probably more restrained in his recourse consumption .... (Ofc having a lot of mailboxes arrive lately is dangerous:) (I know, I know: I said the other one was the closure already, but that one involves a boop-box and pony scrunchy face - I am only human )

Got my new phone today - even made a detour from work to get it. (On the work: Lots of "customers" scheduled/unscheduled - which is to be expected, and ofc the first people calling in sick ....... ....... Hell, I am surrounded by (at least) coughing continuously and either I perish or I become invincible! ) Salt levels are probably going to rise real quickly in a few minutes but now I enjoy the moments before the unboxing ...... ....which means in am in a trollish mood. Lets see who posted the most weird YT vids lately ....... Lets start highly ontopic: You guys do love your waifus and since we are in a "ship-forum" ........ and I have to admit, human Twi looks n1 in a wedding dress: Thing is, AO probably wants something more Japanese-esque ....... Still not happy? How about ........ Btw: We should start making plans for page 100! It will happen, probably sooner than later (well maybe not that soon - with how the forum works recently ........ ). I think that page 100 should be reserved for our evil overlords/founders and their "recollection" on the last 99 pages. I can already here it in Genes voice/tone: "Unbelievable ......... people would STILL sign up ......"....

Well at least have a nice after work time and enjoy some of the lights (if they are up as early as around here). Nothing more to be done today - except posting ...... Yeah not exactly hamsters, but if thats the "root of the problem" I would register @MrConway as MIA, probably KIA due to severe diabetes-shock from to much cute-stuff overdose. Also I would probably concede the server rooms and the whole building and probably build something new altogether ........ and then visit the old one continuously.

Thats bad ........ You should be used to it by now, remember: - the UI ... - anything concerning carriers ... - BB overpopulation and how ridiculously overpowered they are ... - anything concerning the broken damage system and their .... "awareness and/or (claimed) status of working on it with varying degrees of urgency" ... Concerning all the above, I'd say they are still "ahead of schedule" ......

The game? The Forum? With WG in charge of the tech side(s), the gamedesign, the p2w, the balancing and ofc the hamster food - you simply have to be more specific! Time for some:

Does that mean I cant post Pony?! The humanity!

Does that mean I cant post Pony?! The humanity!

@WolfGewehr I actually had that very Nokia ....... I think. At least it looks the same. As you said, there were a gazillion of them out there. Seriously you could roll one over with a car and then be not surprised by it still switching on! AO is screwing my recommendations list up again, when I pause this I get: How lewd! Plenty of (clothed and sfw-er) waifu material: (what dirty imagination! , this one is called Onee-samas and tf there is a translation on the page: Big Sisters) Have a bonus one from the same artist: Now I want a cookie too ....... but then my leg would fall clean off because of diabetes from to much cute stuff. Also, all that Japanese stuff reminds me of something: Thats Pinkies Smile song ........... in JAPANESE! (with some translation gone wrong ofc, Pinkie Pie gleefully proclaiming Psycho alone makes it worthwhile ) (god damn headache I rotted so long in the smouldering heat and bad air of that/those department store(s) .... like yeah, summer is over - so lets try recreating the fúcking climate of death valley in our store ........ only fresh cold air helps)

Awesome! Have a weapons grade cute Derpy for that! Today I was shopping - amongst other things for a new phone no less. Its amazing what crap is out there. If I could choose I would probably get a clear and easy use + indestructible Nokia from the change of the millennium, but alas .... Nokia nowadays ........ ffs I held even a Microsoft-Nokia today. And just as you would expect its .......... well its ......... lets just say its "Wargaming levels of sophistication". But I digress, I held even a geriatric phone for the elderly (actually a few because they to tend to last long) today - geriatric my [edited]! I rather import a ancient Nokia out of India instead! Then some "wanabe" phones that try to impose and fail hard and ...... how can I describe them? Ah well, "god damn pos that beg for apocalypse!" - should suffice. Ofc they didnt have the 500+ hrs standby 16+ hrs talk one I had my eye upon either. Instead a endless cascade of crap. Instead they the ones I felt were ......"mmmh looks okay ...... maybe ...... usability is crap but hey nice screen ......" were the most expensive ones, naturally. I decided one one in the end, and now I have to wait for delivery (not in stock ) and ofc I have to switch phone plans and stuff ........ One thing I might have to add: I called from my old (soon to be thrown against a wall) cellphone -> It died at least 3 times because of no power while even connected to the electrical outlet! Damn, I have exactly 2 primary acquirements for a cellphone and I see a critical failure on both of them here. (from this comic (must be 5 or 6 years old already - time is fleeting indeed?!), damn I love those pony scrunchy faces so much! ) Now I am stuck with some headache - must be high system levels of salt without a way of shedding/sharing said salt, thankfully there is treatment for that: btw, @Aotearas hows your PC project going anyway? Still looking for that 1080? And which one exactly? (just curious) I can also send over some help, if needed : and dont forget to crank up that CPU too, those lewd CPU-Ponies love to be HOT for you. well and if hardware Ponies dont suffice, I know some with socks will always do the trick: For some closure have something highly on topic: Enough Pony for one post I reckon, even though its a shame because usually I forget of some great ones when I am compose the next post.