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Several thousand posts worth of plotsymbols, waifus, shipponies, memes and socks later: Well at least I got something to help you with all that scrolling required: PinkieSCROLL That picture warrants a duel! I choose lightsabers! €: Did I mention yet that the all new Season 8 of FiM is starting 28th of March? You better start building that Ark, because a flood is indeed coming ..........

Simple case of: How can blessedness and goodliest of math from WG wrong anyhow, dawarish ovrlorsk? Also I got three things to say on that one: Yeah that about covers it. Except for some Zerg-love too:

1 - and thats only because I dumped a lot of captain xp to get him from 18 to 19. Its my compromise captains for Kongos, Myokos, Zao and Takao.

Yeah, clearly not enough Pony! I agree. So I heard our Derparoony clanwarriors had a good day yesterday, so have something fitting: Also...... ugh just ate and feel like just laying down and loiter watching something or playing a nice slow tbs - instead of work tomorrow.

Bookhorse in its natural habitat: and since its time to sleep have some Luna. (thats before loosing due to potatoes - after that is my TS-Avatar again. ) See you tomorrow. Probably gotta play more randoms now. Newport with random plebs is just god damn horrendous.

I was about to comment on the ...... guns ........ the triple turrets ofc .... I guess I go for a bonus round today: (basically having lup3s, and probably blogis too, seal clubbing in CVs on your side ) and some Fanservice since I know how you guys are: Octavia whose Fan-VA made her having a overly British accent stuck in everybodies mind: Cant have Octavia without some Vinyl.....

I call this: "A typical short evening of WoWs" 1st game: I tell our Scharnhorst at the start to make sure to torp the Missouri. Later I point out that the leading transport is already damaged and they need to torp the Missouri, again, and generally be in front ........ With 3 fúcking Scharnhorts (played right) in the game you would think I had problems doing even 100 k damage and they would just waltz over everything and secure the easiest 5 Stars ever ...... you would think - and you would be wrong: 3 Scharnhorsts - thats 18 Torps, 0 Citadels and 0 Balls. Meanwhile, I landed 3 torps (which is all I had on 1 side) but not enough not before the Missouri rammed a transport. GG - I actually fully support that WG made the Missouri ram the transports to further humiliate the fucktard teams. Went into the harbour and basically wiped everything (with guns - fucktards can kill unarmed transports ....... or at least their 2ndaries will) out including the first reinforcement wave and desperately traded shellfire with the NY since I was low and knew he would blab me. So thats 6 reports used. Can the next game do better? Ofc I tell the Scharnhorst right at the beginning he needs to torp the Missouri ...... Indeed thats a Scharnhorst refusing to uncamp himself. This time we lost 3 Transports to ramming: 2!!! to the Missouri and 1 to a QE!!! Oh why oh why cant I have those brave bots on my side? I did get a fair amount of damage again, but with a team like that (the Scharnhorst camped like crazy and still managed to loose most of his HP by the time I got sunk - how I honestly dont know/cant immagine) and everyone focusing the shitty cruiser ........ So there go the last few reports ........ So after getting to this point: I met this Gneisenau player: I asked him to try to torp to the Missouri. We even used to exchange "np" and even "thx" in chat. He probably wasnt the best player ever, but he tried - with success: He tied up the Missouri and thus no transport was rammed to death. I am honestly disgruntled I cant share some of my rewards with that guy as he was way more usefully to the team effort than all the fucktards combined. Only thing I can do is compliment him ....... which I did.

A Scrub without Pony is .........? You know its true! Rejoice for some on topic: (thats Texas ...... a St. Louis and a Cassin class destroyer according to the artist).

*scnr* Tbh the Ibuki is a cruiser and that basically means you are playing the least influential class anyway but the Ibuki is especially good at that: It farms non consequential fire and HE damage from long range spam. Theoretically it can support DD-brawls with hard hitting alphas - but it dies doing that ...... and it has no Radar ....... So a game that is not decided after 18 min of HE spam? Yeah, theoretically you can influence it, but careful: There might be a scary T 7 cruiser like the Shores or Pensacola and you dont want to run into them up close and be forced melee those ........ You also dont want to fight DDs without spotting. You dont want to fight BBs ....... you cant fight a carrier .......... Yeah, you get the picture, your main objective is to make sure even bot BBs get 3 mio potential - and 1-2 random citadels per game. The Ibuki is still an ok ship for a shitty cruiser in general because it works and I would rate the grind as long and boring but not painful (there are other ships ...) in any way. Its just a stepping stone before the Zao and I definitely play it any day over the Ruin. I am personally close to buy Donnie Darko and I expect (hope) its plays like a mix of Roon and Ibuki but is better than either one in basically every aspect.

Yeah I had a blast as well. In fact recently with playing only and a lot of ops I actually deeply enjoyed myself (admittingly I played solo only for a short time before somebody would join up - that probably helped) . This was the game I was talking about ...... Sooooooooo close to have a legendary game: That is a fully broadside Chapa. Just to the left is a full HP Fiji about to eat a hand full of torps ....... maybe even some farm on the 3rd cruiser would have been possible as I was on top even pretty healthy still. I got robbed, ROBBED I tell ya!

I know this is not the main topic here, but it still applies, like it always does: 4 competent one will do for most ops if they dont pick "fun" ships (and sometimes even then ) It works like this: All ops can be played, but only 1 is ops of the week. Ops of the week can be played with 1+ players and gets filled up with other unless you specifically exclude them. This is done to funnel players into one ops so there a fast queue times or even players at all at odd times. Also it helps to make sure all ops are played or else only the best farm ops of the tier would be played. All other ops can be selected by 4-7 division. Unlike the ops of the week you dont get potato-reinforcements sent by comrade Stalin. 4 Players are enough tough to do all the T6 ops with 5 stars. I can at least understands WG reasoning. 100 people playing 1 ops means lots of games and good queue times. 100 people distributet over 7 ops ...... or everyone farming Narai to death ........

Working on it: (also see below where I quoted Sky) See? Well I can always increase me schedule and post in the respective threads of other chummy clans too .......... if you'd like? Dont be shy, one word is enough ...... ? (Yes I specifically went ant searched for that. Hell this is one of my favourite shows of all time!) Samurai edition for AO: Not an issue at all. In fact, Ponies often dont need to put a Hackle (??? not entirely sure if thats correct) on their Warhelmets. Thats not a punishment for you. And if you want something permanently carved into your skin, how about: They woke me up today .... still: Yay! - Aboos here, fells like:

*scnr*

Really fast from on the way to bed: @000_LULU_000 this post: Anyway fun in ops again! Some random screens from those games. 4 Stars with random plebs (lost a transport ships because they were not playing aggressive enough) in the first one which I played solo - still over 2k base in Pepsi I deem good. Stronkeru immortal Fiji-Gangster-Drive-By-Boat Haguru very honurabo "Pony Heika Banzai"-Charge! Only "mild" killstealing today.

I feel addressed and summoned here; and yes it sure does suck (worse) now. Doesnt matter what you rate previous one, this is just worse. You know what baffles me? There is so much crap broken in this game we cant get fixed for years (like the UI, like everything associated with Pens, etc) but this one just had priority, right? I would link a video that just perfectly conveys my opinion here, but it also contains hilariously bad pixeleted nudity for comedic relive at the end (you have been warned!). If you want to look it up yourself: Go to YouTube and search for "Tripping the Rift - Love and Darph". Roughly 40 secs starts the scene in which the captain "discusses" the very same matter we at hand here with his engineer.

Well thats so abundant and clear: (Civ 5 for those who dont get it ;)) btw: About the issue of Ponies putting on clothes: Its a real b1tch if you arent a Unicorn. Highly on topic of Warships btw: (USS Iowa) (onboard the Iowa) (Apparently Roosevelts Bed on Iowa) Anyway, not enough Bats, so have Bat!

Also missing: I dont even want to further contemplate. So? How close am I? Probably lots of EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE if done right: There are btw a lot of plane Ponies for whatever weird reason ....... and I suspected I already had a pretty good explanation why. Also ....... I cant believe people are that stupid; then again I ve played this game for a while now: (Tidepods in case it isnt clear ;))

This gets its own spotlight! Only thing to make that better, if it were some wall-eyed scrunchy faced derpy: + Make it happen! lel^^ I see the Casting Couch-chan-pic also changed - but Lyra has sad for not being there: I guess there are more weeb-friendly ones available too - just in case: Sure thing: (to bad its not finished yet, but it has to do) You may wanna rethink your phrasing, young man, because ....... Remember? (Actually sleeping long is awesome ....... if not for the fact that you pay for it dearly when you then cant to bed normally ) Hope this is resolved. by now Things might get bogged down or - since this is a WG tittle - bugged down and outright screwed up. Well its way to hot here still. Only if it rains we get to normal/upper normal range. btw:

I had a blast yesterday. (And I promise you something entraining at the end - at least the whole TS burst into laughter and everyone hearing the story did). Been farming ops - first solo which can be a "little" rage-inducing like: Thats 2,2 k base 4-Starer - because they couldnt uncamp themselves from the repair ship to sink a CV thats out of planes. They also couldnt ofc follow simple orders to outrun the CV - so I had to do it. And then I counter-attacked the last group because I severely outnumbered them 1:4 while the rest camped island. Epic. If they had at least attacked the de-planed CV ........ but no. Wanna know the saddest part? I would have survived this if not for some abysmal RNG on the torp floodings .... I drove the whole enemy group away with my torps so they couldnt pose a threat to the CV. The bots evade so good its unlikely to get more than 1-2 hit unless point blanc - but gl trying to get there ....... (our Fubu got torped by the 1st DD ) Thankfully I got joined by Lulu - to help me out in "Dawn of the Undead - Weekend-Edition" and then even more Scrubs later on. Scrub chan in short: Sadly I got a few times the bug with no UI in port and other fun stuff and thus had to restart a lot. That fúcks the screens over ..... Still got some good results - and with Scrubs around, you have to really step up your game to get any damage done. I think that one was still solo with random plebs - which makes the TE even more sweeter. Could be the game with the AFK Bayern playing solo, or another one: I think in this I just went into the torp ambush for the CV and soloed all ships because they refused to respond to anything in chat or pinging. Ofc that meant: Horry siiiet - I love that enough to consider switching my current avatar out for it! Tbf I had a few "cross drops" in multiple games and all in all so much fun. I had a huge blast. With the Scrubs we were counter attacking all over the map and for example: On Raptor we triggered an additional Myoko, 2 Aobas and a Kuma. Still not enough for them to stand a chance. Or Amagi and Friends on the Transport ship mission - and still they had to send reinforcements 2 times. Man if you could slow down the transport you could farm even the reinforcements. Or Narai which boils down to the highly refined tactic of: Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilll! Anyway I have not shown yet the defining moment of this past evening: Raptor Rescue and @000_LULU_000 in his DD (4 Scrubs dived total I think). As a good teammate I cleared away a threat so he could have a clear torpedo yolo run and wreak havoc! But plot twist, the recipient of the torps dies while they are en route ....... what now? As the helpful division mates we are, the whole TS erupted in Lulu en route - his entire DD one big torpedo launched at the enemy ....... but he is in a division - and if the victory is certain any more than 2 Scrubs are present this happens: Its a really hard shot - and admittingly, I am out of shape. I probably played (yesterday aside) not a single game for a week - again. THE ONLY CHANCE is to use everything I can: See, all since my new 1070 card the "double-m" trick doesnt work any more because it simply switches view just too fast. I also dont have enough time - Lulu is closing in - so I also have to trust in my feeling in the first place that the shells will arc over at that distance. I also am not allowed to just only get a stray hit on the SS either because the target has plenty of health. So, I am using my feeling + the minimap to deduce heading, speed and current angle. Basically all my remaining skill is poured into this one salvo. EnTaro Scrubs! - indeed. In short: I hope you were entertained by this small exposure of "Scrubs in the wild". I sure know TS broke down in laughter - and everybody else that heard it so far. Thank god Lulu is such a good sport! (and a distance away?) And also thanks to the rest of the Scrubs - who whould have thought this game is about fun instead of unabridged salt. Remember that one Cleveland? He camped repair ship, only got a few shots on 1 Kuma (but not the kill ), lost half his ship (n/c).......... and didnt do anything for the entire game - while we activity hunted down the bots. His few xp-pts alone made the game worth it.

I noticed yesterday when I wanted to do some glorious spam ....... guess it has to wait a little bit longer.

So WG already cheaped out; or is it thats its not the super sekrit special price of ........ hm I cant actually remember whether or not it was Kamikaze R*1 .... and therefore simply has to be inferior. *1: See, WG screwed up and pretty much fails all the time, its hard to keep track. I didnt actually get anything in terms of Notebooks or camos, and tbf thats fine because WG and I are mostly at a "two word-conversation only"-stage.

So much to say here, but I am on a shitty device and on top at work. So lets just go with the fixed "sCRUB" on the first page and psychological test? We do have "read the entire thread" for that, right? No Pony (yet ) - you have to wait for your daily dose a little longer.

Oh I remember that one too: The super secret prize ofc! So ...... all in all 10 camos? ........ and with those camos already handed out and gone, what going to be the super sekrit special for the next event? ........ Honestly its amazing. You can meme the living crap out of WG and esp. WG EUs fuckups over the last few years. You dont even need to put in effort ....... each one leads seamless into the next one.

PP be like: (yeah I had one left over from the other thread) So basically gr0pah is this forums Spitfire? Poor gr0pah be llike: In case you (very likely) dont get it, it comes from this meme/hoax: Anyway I was tempted to pay them a visit too, but then I restrained myself. Its their thread after all and who knows? Future generations might have been saved from wondering how that gruesome feud between the two superpowers*1 of the world, "Dirty Trick Clan" and "Derpy Technicolor Windowlickers", actually started. *1: Ofc they/we will become superpowers: Bending the very fabric of the spacetime at will through superior h4x! Example: (again more of a insider ...maybe Aboo ..... )

Man I am so entertained by this game - and I havent played for .... 2 or 3 ? days! A contest that started out under a "bright star" and "got only better from there"! I really do wonder how these things are "designed and executed" ..... Does anybody remember years ago when WG let the rigger and exploiters of a bugged mission keep the millions of free-xp? Apparently this time the backlash is not worse than the lashes from higher up the hierarchy if they actually would start to hand out all those prizes ...... WG be like ........ More seriously tough ... damn. I was more than happy to see a fellow Scrub geting something .......... If WG is involved there a serious question whether or not it would be in working condition or not. Thats some next level TTT haxXx0ring. Also thats how I would rather imagine a WG gaming Laptop would look like under "mild workload". I am actually surprised that still works in any way. If I wouldnt know better, Id say what LIGO found wasnt a binary blackhole merger far away, but instead rather this forming a even bigger black patch on your screen. In all honesty: Damn! I ll hope you get a replacement soon and wish WG hands one in your direction instead of hoarding for their Thai Hen collection of ARP, High School fleet and god knows what else.