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Yeah, I know that problem. If you are lucky your body normally adjust by itself given a few days, if not ......... thank god there is always coffee! Another tested and proven aid against ANY ailment is:

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How has the "getting up again" been? Up as well, but not to bad on my side. Then again I have stuff to do but nothing serious. And again a downright beautiful patch of earth you got up there!

Noticed that we were getting dangerously close to page 2. Nothing long or fancy. Getting some shut-eye myself after a serious TS round. Wolf is probably/hopefully asleep already.

How about use the search function? Thats what we tell those than cant seem to find the answer to a question that has been raised and answered countless times, right? I mean honestly, what for? Why should we waste our time on a feat of Sisyphus if its going to bin unread. Tell me whats different now compared to any moment in the last 3 years that didnt bear any fruit of change in this regard. Do that, and maybe then I can be arsed to write anything but snide remarks whenever some redshirts opens his trap on an issue thats been in the "idea collection phase" for the last 3 to 4 years. My bad, the broken shitty damage system is now for 1 year in "high priority working on it but still asking for proof"-phase after 2 years in total of "we are aware of it, and working on it" for a grand total of 4 years of nothing done in that regard. I hope you can still forgive me because "idea collection" and "working on it" are so similar in terms of outcome which can be measured exactly at 0.

Insert all the Civ 2 councils scenes with: "I disagree ......" here. Most important thing to get and absolute imperative prime directive has to be this: and if you detonate, devastate somebody: Imagine the rage, imagine the salt. (That would actually be even pretty OP with Monqueror because its anothter 10k base you have to get rid of - and another 40 k in healing you have to get rid off; but aside from that:) Inb4 all potato BBs with SE, but than again this would INDEED be awesome.

Had a really blast and really fun round with lup3s, Sky and later Bob. I wasnt even sure I would play WoWs at all, and maybe just some ops; well I am glad I stuck around. From ops Herpes, Algerie with the ridiculous french AP pen can really shine here given the right position. Evening started out with some horrible games tough: 2 times in a row our team lemming trained hard, didnt come back when they saw the enemy push and I just had to throw whatever I was driving away in order to delay them - getting low damage ofc. Usually that meant the campers would break through their lines and secure the wins. Winrate over damage-whoring, I guess, but it still sucks .......... I actually do have this french cruiser for a while now (campaign n stuff), but its only now (after that last second won game with AP the Gneisenau recently) I do have all the upgrades. Didnt make the mistake to judge a not fully upgraded ship; because what do you expect? Turns like a brick with that ruddershift, dpm is way lower etc ...... Now that I got a few games with all the upgrades I ........ like her. Word of a appreciation for a T8 cruiser that isnt p2w? Excuse me, I have to take a look outside to check for flying pigs and fire and brimstone raining down ...... Anyway, a "light" T10 match, but a solid division carry with 8 kills. Next game: We got B and C, but the team mostly sat in C with the BBs heavily camping C. Yep, one of THOSE teams. Enemy C group ran away to regroup, and as our campers were border-patrolling and we busy fighting around B, no one spotted the retreating ships and farmed them. I knew all those ships now running away and the ones taking A would come down as one big front of ships. And they did. And our campers died and we couldnt do a damn thing to win this, MM also made sure of that: 4 damn radars on their side, 1 on ours. And our Donskoy was an idiot which got wasted right at the start like a true potato. Fun & Engaging. @lup3s got quite a few games that were insane in one way or another but here he fought against 4 DDs, mostly higher tier, for control of B cap, got the cap, got the DDs killed and even survived the whole ordeal. (Just ask for a screen of HIS result detail ) Anyway 3 enemy ships still floating, 4 kills, no Kraken -> I haz sad. Anyway we didnt only play T8, so helping grinding some T6 French BB. Thing is, I got the Galley alright, but I rather not play it in randoms without IFHE (ops is a different matter) and I mean why would I? I do have a Budy with IFHE. No Kraken again, muchu muchu sad. At least I was able to employ co-op tactics here. Back to T8 T10again, pretty brutal MM. Lots of things you dont want to [edited]with in a T8 cruiser ...... ever. Very frustrating game. I mean, we had the enemy camp hard and to the fullest a few times, but here the enemy simply refused to fight. Broke through at C, took the cap .......... and nothing to fight any more. Every things just running. Ofc they lost to pts so fast with no caps and only heavy losses. I was lucky to get as much dmg as I did ........ Must really be paying off to be alive with 360-540 base xp. Ofc they could put up a fight, die ofc, but be doubling that xp with just 1-2 salvos ...... but no - runnings more important. Last game: Solid Hindenburg. Deplorable RNG tough. 5 fires ....... that did 4k dmg! Yeah ........ Anyway back to the baguette slinger: Its looks like a .......dare I even say "fun T8 cruiser"? I mean it has its drawbacks like no AA, bad air drag etc but ........ It has more fire-power than a Roon for example. It actually turns once in a while and the speedboost can be used to juke shots and get out of or into things. I hope the honeymoon with this thing isnt over yet, because then I would really look forward to the grind and would even keep it as a go-to T 8 cruiser and put a 10pts commander there again after finishing said grind. St. Louis ought to be n1 to: 8,8 sec reload without AR - probably more fire-power than a Hindenburg most of the time.

I crashed a lot, but luckly I found it: Ah, that game. Pushed through C, didnt do much, half the enemy team still alive because they couldnt/didnt want to uncamp themselves. Well, you should never be afraid to address me, or any one really, ingame. I only distribute righteous salt to anyone anyway as I see fit and I mean, whats the worst that could happen? ...... A Ponyflood? .... well it water levels ARE certainly rising. So you see, the key is to not suffer from madnesses, but to thrive on it. So, always good to have a forumite (even unknowingly) on the green side. Its been quite a while since I got mentioned here and tbh I am quite surprised I got mentioned over Bob or lup3s. ...... but we had that fame vs INFAMY discussion already on ts.

Fair warning: click and then get a drink ...... still worth it! I am ...... or was a DH main. This season I picked for shits and giggles a Wizz for the first time in ages. But I am not really playing D3 anymore - sadly. Anyway one of the new ops from yesterday: Its 2k so...... hm ..... I dont know if its even the best one, just something to put here along with my bitching. I am not very fond of this ops ..... wait, no, I outright dislike it. There is so much crap and for the most part just a boring turkey shoot from like 20 allied ships. Then theres the performance ....... for something looking this bad .......... its really bad performing. And then there is the optic, which is again, ballz. I mean, remember these old film whose film-material has degenerated and they used blue-filters to film at day/dusk/dawn but with that blue filter its OBVIOUSLY night? and you cant see crap because the film is on top rotten? and everything is blue? Yeah well, even those are miles ahead of what WG created with this one. Tbf it feels like a shitty re-hash of the Halloween 2 (I said 2!, 1 is good fun) mission - which again wasnt good. It has the same theme, it has the same shitty haze-color-filter and the gameplay is ballz. Its also reminds a little of a shitty version of Dunkirk, but lets not go there, Dunkirk was FUN at least! Then theres the issue with Narai - so we are trading a good and fun ops for this miserable pos? GTFO, WG!

Now I understand why Twilight is so worried ....... Now there, my son, remember we dont "bump the Ponies" around these parts. At most there is some non-consensual nose-booping which is already dangerous enough: Some weird things are happening in Scrubs too ......... cant say I am not sad. Also been sleeping a lot ..... and still not that well-rested. Also I have been dreaming the most random baloney shít ever. I think we need some Waifu now, so have the same artist as the 1st pic again for that:

Racist? Are you for real? And I have to say the whole post, as short as is it, is very reminiscent in structure, way of phrasing and stupidity of the tweets of a very famous Republican .....

Some people cant be grateful; the UI-Department just gave you that beautifully improved and very necessary Divsion-Window! So, before that one got even time to cool off, you are asking some fix on a glaring weakness thats known for 4 years? /s P.S.: I totally agree, but by now I dont think WG is even capable of fixing this shít if you would put a gun to their head - or worse - take their alcohol away. There is only so much tolerable slack-assing and by 4 years WG would have even outscored every US-cable company if that would be some sort of competition.

Hi there Ozzy! Finally home. I actually did feel better on my last day ........ maybe because I spent 3h in the bath yesterday. Anyway had even a good day at work, called heavily BS at something - was right ofc (got to see some RL Derpy-Scrunchy-Face which made it totally worthwhile alone ), and now I am actually free to get some rest. Yay for some time off!

Same, I experienced KK as a nice guy - fun to play with and to talk to on ts. I hope he sticks around for some occasional ops and rb. Dont know squat about our CBs ofc. At work onphone so have the bare minimum of Pony:

2 more days ..... I am not doing worse, but I am also not doing better thanks to not taking a rest. When I take a shower or bath its usually "prolonged" voluntary or not. Funny thing tough - the weather has no impact on me. This morning when the alarm clock went off (Sky will understand): and in case I get really sick and cant flood the thread, I got somebody to watch this place for me: True ....... but I have an excuse! To adorable to wake up and reclaim bed: actually that reminds me of: wait a sec ....... much better. Well, I actually think I should get some shut-eye now instead of thriving of NSAIDs -> (or if you prefer the original:) As per last TS, this entire thread is probably horse famous with the moderators! (Live, Loran and Sky will understand ) and since I am flooding you with music anyway: For today I had set 2 songs to wake me up: (I had the most obnoxious thing "over the horizon" per default as was to lazy to change previously but I couldnt stand another morning of that without barfing .......) god damn awesome Amiga original (C64 was great too, but damn this IS the holy grail): (sometimes I think it was easier to dodge all the shít flying at ya in Silkworm, than it is to get to work alive through traffic ) ..... and to keep me from crawling back into bed 10 mins later:

Actually forgot that one: Stupid boat that doesnt reward skill but potatoes. 10/10 would flame developers on any WG event in public on a stage. 2 games from, yesterday with 5 stars with random plebs - 1 even with TE: and this one is a 4-Starer with still 2,1 k base xp ..... After I died (and they watched me dying happily sniping away from back there) we had only the Colorado_!_ searching for the enemy CV - and 4 people sitting in base. Not the repair base, no, FARTHER behind actually by the atoll of the aerodrome motionless (you know, fast ships like the Hood ....). So the CV only got spotted 20 secs before the ops ended with most of them ofc out of range and 4 Stars ...... Joined up with Sky and Live for some 3 more games but oh boy .... 1. Game - confederate and I think ~100 k damage (1st screen missing .......). We had absolutely no CVs, the enemy CVs shitting on us and a team equally skilled to our own CVs. 2. Next game (this time 2nd screen is gone) another confed and ....... more of the same! No friendly CVs, enemy CVs shitting on us. Was about to finish off a enemy DD and then Sky would have had the time to dev. strike a enemy König ...... but the enemy had so many ...... caps, pts, ships ....... you name it, would have made no difference. 3rd times the charm? Ofc, friendly CV useless, enemy CV shitting on us, team 404 not found. So we pretty much said, screw this, and killed 10 out of 12 of the enemy team ourselves. Even pay-fast couldnt stop us. Glad that I could return the favour of the Kraken to Live . I wonder if we one day see the double Kraken division; another goal to aim for I guess.

I regret nothing! For great justice! ->

True test to see if you are worthy the join the inner circle of old farts that played a BETTER WoWs back in the day. Played or not played? €: Also if you played a lot of C64 - maybe you can help me identify a game from that time. Its probably well known, but just like "Archon" or "'Arkanoid" you either know the name, or you dont!

Sucked it up, 4 more days remaining. Feeling somewhat breathless and sick again ....... damn. At least I got rewarded on the way home with snow that actually didnt melt the very next second ....... not much, but around here beggars cant be choosers. Could be AO as he likes both fluff and his Ponies well and fine clothed:

Sorry guys, but I HAD to put this here to - for Great Justice: There is a new Major in town - and if you try to beat him at hagging he will beat you with a lead pipe. We

"Major, there is confusion and crime ...... the thread needs your help!" "................. understood!" Well ........ my money is on this guy: So who is a old enough fúck to get this one? I have now officially nerded the living crap out of me , even more so as there is a pic of Major Mare cosplaying as Major Mike Haggar! Get rekt plebs!

Dropped it on a lot of my ships that had it: On shitty cruiser that cant dodge anyway you are bound to eat a torp that you havent already dodged/is easy to doge anyway + cruisers are heavily skill-starved so there is a lot of important stuff just to make them work and you have to prioritize. Same is true for BBs, except those actually would have more pts available. Thing is I dont have a lot of high ranked BB captains ...... DDs currently: Yeah DD knife fighting - to learn the ropes on a few of my DDs as I am simply not a DD player and here it can actually make a difference. Overall with the introduction of deep water torps this skill got highly devalued: 20 % earlier warning of 0 is still 0.

Not yet, but you simply gotta love Double-W-Brothers and esp. their comics like the Pony-simulators! Anyway cant have to much Derpy! Actually feeling "a little" under the weather so I am cutting this short: (Twilight - as in between calling in sick or just sucking it up .......)