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I told you the torp reload buster is op - plz nerf. Well at least we were following our creed of windowlicking. I mean sure, we can play those ops with 4 people only and own those bots, but who else can get outscored by Huang Meh or give a bot a freaking Kraken medal? Some late night talk session first turned into that late night ops session (where did MUH DAMAGE go?! ) and then into some late night pvp session. Really nice game - its not often I can score High Cal in a cruiser. Confed sure, but High Cal is a big game. RNG was absolutely atrocious tough: 4 % effective fire chance?! 36 k fire damge ?! ..... obviously plz nerf! ......... OH and see those alive battleships down there? They sat all huddled up together like scared sheeps in one square of the map, 2 map squares behind me. BB players ...... Ofc division hard carry so we had actually a BB to count upon. More honest cruiser work: Enemy went to A on Okinawa, so we got 2 caps. Should be an easy win and was in the end a easy win, but you never can be sure you wont just loose 4 ships for no reason and then its desperation again. I had a sneeze attack in a crucial moment but thankfully Gearing got rekt anyway (I hit a mighty 1 shell from my cursor jumping all over the place while sneezing). With Sky spotting I was able to flank and harass - also keeping the enemy Kaba from potentially going after Sky. Naturally got reported ....... To bad so many of them are still alive, but since we had 2 caps for so long, we did hit 1k inadvertently .... But you cant win them all ...... also again pretty bad RNG. Some targets I couldnt light up at all ........ A mighty 6 % fire chance again with nowhere close to Witherer. In the end our teams other flank screwed up hard and in general just got farmed and when only lup3s and I were alive, there was nothing we could do. Still I had 1,2 something potential damage ........ with only 4,5 k health lost. I really like this cruiser ........ it can do stuff.

I had to look that term up and I cant really argue with the verdict. Now we are drawing closer to page 90 and that means 100 is not that far off even if we discount the annexed territories in other threads ( ). Lets just say I hope you two (and Loran) are working on your commemorative speech already. I am especially interested to hear if everything turned out as you did expect.

Horrible standard of gameplay today again. A lot of games are one sided rofl stomps you can do jack about it/you have shitty damage and xp even if you win. Imagine this, you are bottom tier in a T8 match and your T8s FAIL SO HARD your are suddenly outnumbered by the ships coming from that flank over there alone because they didnt kill ANYTHING. Fúcking impressive if I may say so. Or this one: Our Mahan could have hunted the enemy DDs, or could have at least kept the fleet save by spotting their torps. He could have also smoked up like half the team an then go spotting for said half team and make a enemy push stop dead in their tracks. He could have lurked around an island and deterred them as a fleet in being. But yeah, outcamping the BBs in our spawn and later chasing after a Colorado with HE spam - which is in a situation of no chance in hell to escape destruction anyway - is fine too I guess. Its amazing, I got 16,5 km range but I had trouble getting into range of anything while using terrain to not die to fun and engaging MM + godlike BB dispersion. Well in a cruiser you cant fight anything in the open anyway ..... ....... so after hugging island for most of the time I still got 800 k potential. What the hell?! Also I still do 250 per HE shell - HE confirmed OP plz nerf. And a ops. Easy 2,1 k xp on a 5 star win - team hast just to listen and its a cakewalk just like this game. Nearly was TE as well but we lost a ship and I was very low as well so I couldnt really play aggressive as I normally would do in the end.

As somebody who works during the week and mostly does play on weekends: Its bad. And it get worse the later it gets and the higher the tier. Try playing T10 past 10 oclock local time be like: ..... and I "enjoy" them with an extra layer of salt.

Thats ... "surprisingly" low. Must be a one time only fluke.

Thats pseudo high cal from ops and throughout the playerbase might be rarer than ops and pvp solo warriors. Outside Dunkirk I only managed to get it once with a sum of damage more reminiscent of a Halloween II ops game. Anyway, apperantly I got 7 kills quite a few times but never ever more.

I actually think I recognise the nick. I mean I could be wrong because the numbers at the end are whatever but damn ........ If it is indeed the guy I am thinking of, lets just say, it is exactly as you would think if you take 1 look at the profile. This or a lot of boting, which would explain a LOT. That being said, OP is driving an OP 16 gun BBs and cries about getting outplayed by a probably excellent player from a well known clan driving a equally OP high influence ship - who would have seen that one coming? Anyway: There, all better now!

Thank you. Great bunch of Scrublords. I would love to say it feels great, but a damn headache is killing me. Anyway its true: and even another victory on top of that. The Power of Derp prevailed! Also two new episodes today. Have some double Twilight while I get them:

The thing is, I dont think I will go on another "longer break" and then still come back. I already only play a one or two handful of pvp games in a whole month ..... Also I deeply despise WG ...... Anyway picture this: Apparently you are falling ill, you just wanted to grind the french campaign a little before it runs out because you have to work again all week. Actually I havent played pvp that last week I think and when I saw some of the maps today I was like: Oh the island are different ........ -> you get the picture. Then youe clan needs 1 more guy for clanbattle. Your head hurts, your throat hurts, you feel wasted, the temperature shows a slight fever ... but after some recent departures your clan wants to play CB again ........ and maybe get their asses into Typhoon once more. So a few games later we are playing again to get promoted ...... I knew it was wise to not sell at 38 °C because just like the stocks its going to get up further. No turning back now ......... or in other words: Awesome bunch of Scrublords carrying my lowly [edited]around. Tough they have to look for someone better and proper for CB. I am still surprised by the focus, enemies actually dodging/angling, the location of the caps, the new maps and I am also probably the only idiot in Typhoon now who plays without an 19 pts captain ....... and also I only have two T 10s to begin with. Anyway a Hindi game from before CB: Here are at least several ships still alive, but I did see several games today in which basically everyone got shitty xp and only none/one ship surviving. Dunno ...... Also some ops: 2,150 base xp 4 star victory: 2k base xp 4 star victory: And that one: Thank fúck its no longer Killer Whale. The fucktardery there is most of the time un-carry-able .........

You cant nerf battleships! WGs numbers which they will happily bring to any discussion clearly show that NOBODY plays them anyway in T1 battles! The really sad part is that underlined part is actually true. S_O was indeed bullshitting people by including T1/low tier battles for numbers in a discussion about high tier BB overpopulation .......

Do you guys know what today is? No guesses? Ill give you more than a hint: Exactly, new season of mlp which means for the forum: Also have some Derpy just because I feel like it: (as stupid as it may sound, I really dig that spider - and I am usually not overly fond of them spiders (they eat pests which is a huge plus) but:) And a tune fitting for training that fiery dive and waiting on the others to heed the call to arms ........ or just sitting together with friends while the night gets late : €: Just visited WGP2W and might put it here as well - Get your POI while its fresh and hot:

This! How dare you to prohibit a Yamato bordersurfing and using range module + plane to shoot the enemy spawn while staying away from the caps as far as possible! Also: Dont you know Asashio is being tested? There you go, you have to stay farther from any cap than the max range of those torpedoes! - Something stupid for the stupid, so this is exactly whats probably going to happen with this rotten playerbase/devs.

? Mediocre at best graphics which get downgraded to actually FREAKING BAD if you also consider requirment/result-ratio are a staple of WG as a whole. Anyway, rage quitted after just 1 game today: (actually I did spam a Missoury and Algerie game in co-op too for 2k exp and at least 1 container but still ........) I spare you the details but lets just say I used the majority of my reports already in this one game for every single fucktard on my team; except the CV: He played well and actually tried - no complaints when it comes to him. I am honestly getting sick and tired of everything about this game ...... the crashes, the lags, the playerbase, the developers.

Amazing isnt it? Issues like generally AP on cruisers and DDs isnt solved for years. The other one with AP multipens is ofc also not solved. I mean why would you care if it affects mostly the shitships, right? Lets recap. Its 1 year now since the last time S_O bullshitted people that they "were aware and working on it high priority". Its 2 years now since S_O bullshitted people that they "were aware and working on it". Its 3 years now since they have been told with proof. Its 4 years now since they are aware if they are even remotely worth their salary. But yeah, potatoes stopping fully broadside and taking citadels from shots aimed at the waterline and we have a "fix" in a week - sounds about right. Why am I not even remotely surprised?

No one to drag me out of co-op today but I even had the bravery to do a Killer Whale with random plebs: Very solomoniac: 11 kills for me, 11 kills for them. Solid xp too - thanks no doubt in all the CV wanting me dead! - but then you see the full AA build ripping through lower tier planes and .........

Not drunk enough for this one. DIE! Ok Ill stop (for now) ...... but only 4 pictures after all. I am actually showing restraint! (thank god there are other victims friendly clans to drop the rest of trucklaods of pics ) Lets see if I actually get to play the game before bedtime.

2 new posts, I link them directly so I dont take them out of context. In fact, I wont say much at all. Thank god I dont need to. Have a shot tl;dr version of the above: I am too angry now but I will comment on 3 particular sections: Cuz 2-4 years (depending how you look at it) is apparently not enough. I have confident trust however, that WG will screw things up even more. Yes, clearly! From magnificent Premiums like Payfast, p2w-zov, König Sealclubber, OPerat0r (...!) which everyone but those wisemen could see as god damn op, over the most fluent (esp. CV-)UI since Tiger Electronic Wrist-Watch-Games, with great class balancing and totally NO OVERPOPULATION of 1 (unpunishable) class, to this even more outstanding damage system that relies on recycling shells for multiple explosions from the same shell so (cherry pick) a T6 BB can ONESHOT a T 10 CA with 2 shells, I could go on here, but why would I need too? Everyone playing the game which is not a "typical BB player" knows very well the whole list. So, clearly, this game is a save haven - that shouldnt even have entered closed beta in its current state (better UI and a working damage system are commonly required .......).

Thats the lower spectrum. Since its a DD it cant be a citadel, but a overpen + a regular pen + a regular pen IS possible. Thats a shot that should do 10 % of the max ap rating doing ~ 77 % of a full citadel instead. But dont worry, shittiest ship is still the cruiser, as its the only ship that can die from just 2 shells from a same tier ship without detonation.

This. We had 2 years ago with braindead Tirpitz players too. Then more and more buffs to BB and nerfs to Cruisers until even the biggest Noobs realised you will sooner or later wreck any cruiser by getting lucky and pointing the guns in the generell vague direcrion..... Now they see super effective BBHE spam and the idiots switch back, simple as that. But hey it increases cruiser survivibility so I wont complain. Its not like WG is doing anything directly in that regard.

Just 3 quick games today after Wolf draged me out of co-op again (Divisioning is magic! ). Funny thing tough, Pony has spread to co-op now too ....... or at least I get recognised. ^^ (Game) Performance is still dreadful sometimes ........ tough, so I have to focus and cant spam glorious memes in chat. Nothing special, just good honest cruiser work. Fist game was a complete roll-over and ofc lost without anything to be done about it. I think we actually dropped below 0 ........ We had a team that went to A on Okinawa ..... yeah, one of those. Wolf and I put up courageous resistance at the middle around b/c but what can you do basically alone? Just to illustrate how bad this shitteam was: I have 1 kill -> thats 50 % of the combined kills our team managed to get. We have loved to play some more, but gotta work tomorrow -> bedtime now:

I use Aslains and there its part of the minimap mod - I think from Autospy. I like the customizable minimap like transparency or simply the letters/numbers being on the other 2 sides but I could very well do without the X. In fact I have so far never used the X. I can shoot at ships in smoke alright with or even without the spotter plane - so I dont need a very inaccurate X. In that sense I wouldnt be sad to see it gone because it honestly looks a little "dubios" I admit. One word of caution tough: Even with the X gone, people will still get shot to shít in smoke even with or without the spotter plane. I have done it before the X was introduced in Aslains and I can naturally still do it after the X is gone. So dont overvalue any potential removal-inaugurations.

That would make a n1 avatar for you! Ponies - not only a big threat to your bloodsugar levels but also to your Waifus. Speaking of cute ....... (there is this one panel that even Wolf should like ) Have some Derpy for closure. (Means yeah, lets see if we got to "send" something to our other friendly clans )

I run exclusively on salt: and with the game, developers and playerbase in its current state, I cant do without said salt:

Played some games with Wolf and Ozeki - good carries and pleasant company! (Or else I would have never left co-op ) Played around the middle channel and deterred DDs from any flanking around - but damn, nearly 1,1 mio potential damage because they wanted me dead. Kept running form something nearly the entire game. Sadly after the last BB chasing me died, I wasnt in a position to join the clean up-farm. Last game - the most fucktard undeserved Solo warrior ever. See that Yamato? That shitstain on the very fabric of time and space got solo warrior, but I gotta start earlier. Where do we start? The Gneisenau teaming up with a Bismarck for guaranteed T10? Too easy! How about those fucktard in BBy "hunting/chasing" the LoYang nearly all game. Ofc while we stoped their push on right and middle - we had all the "Cancer en Cuirasse" sit behid the same [edited]island afraid of said one DD. As you get get the picture, we had to fight pretty much without any BBs at all on our team and had the corresponding casualties. So after finishing off their Gearing, I held the middle cap against much of their fleet as a fleet in being, as the cant very well push around the corner/middle passage against a 12 torps cruiser .......... and yet no support form the Ballless-Boats. In the end we won because we had the points lead for so long. In the end every second we were holding them back proved crucial. Ofc our giant waste of space in the Yamato tried as hard as he possible could to throw the games via full broadside to a Tirpitz form less than 3 km, but potatoe armor cant be penetrated nor can it be peeled off ----> He survived on 720! hp when the time ran out .......... Still thats one of the most undeserved solo warrior I ever saw. At least I had some spare reports I guess ............

Thats about right What did you have poor Dashie take a look at for that reaction tough? Just getting my gear ready for playing today (actually I am going to cook something now but after that): anyway: Hope to get carried later. before its time to: again. (been a while since I put something AO approved here )