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Awesome5auce

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  1. Awesome5auce

    Looking for active Clan

    We have a new spammer, move over Graeme, @HeavymetalGreig is here to saturate every thread instead of sending the OP a simple PM.
  2. Awesome5auce

    looking for Santa

    I honestly wish we had the space to invite you! One of these fine fellas will surely give your poetic arse place to call home! Fair seas amigo!
  3. Awesome5auce

    Post spamming etiquette

    All we're saying is please just send them a private message rather than flooding the forum, it's really frustrating for the rest of us! And in all honesty has it ever worked? Mindlessly spamming a link to a recruitment thread anywhere between a week and three months after it was posted seems crazy. You realize you have stiff opposition, most of us send well thought out private messages to prospective recruits.
  4. Awesome5auce

    Post spamming etiquette

    Firstly the mods took down my previous post for naming and shaming a prolific poster which is fair, my unique brand of off humour sarcasm doesn’t always strike the right chord. Underneath I did have a serious point/rant about how the forum functions and the etiquette of post spamming and have a couple of points to make which if we all adhere to will make everyone’s lives easier. In no way do I want to critisize any recruiters who post in a new thread and then subsequently send a message, I am frequently one of them and it is a great way to promote your clan and get in touch. Thing is though we all should know that no lost recruit will accidentally click on your link and subsequently become ensnared in your clan. It’s a lazy way to conduct business and will in no way win you recruits. The simple rule is do some work if you want to entice people. Speaking personally we have picked up many new recruits from this forum, not because we spam the same generic link, but because we actually take the time send them a personal message that isn’t a copy paste (except for some generic clan ethos and stats and base perks). I know from speaking to a lot of other recruiters that they adopt the same approach and have similar positive results. Secondly it pisses off other recruiters by resurrecting old posts made by players, many of whom are now clearly now in a clan and are no longer searching. Prolific spamming of literally every post regardless of candidate suitability just makes filtering through the forum for new recruits that much harder for the rest of us. Case and point, looking at the first page at the moment I can see a now current BOATY member’s original thread who we recruited back at the start of November! It is utter madness to just post a generic link expecting him to leave and join another unit. On a side note, I will in no way be surprised to see a certain copy/paste in this thread at some point (Assuming it isn’t taken down) /rant
  5. It's nine o'clock on a Saturday The regular crowd shuffles in There's an old man sitting next to me Makin' love to his tonic and gin He says, "Son, can you play me a memory I'm not really sure how it goes But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete When I wore a younger man's clothes" La la la, di da da La la, di da da da dum Sing us a song, you're the piano man Sing us a song tonight Well, we're all in the mood for a melody And you've got us feelin' alright Now John at the bar is a friend of mine He gets me my drinks for free And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke But there's someplace that he'd rather be He says, "Bill, I believe this is killing me" As the smile ran away from his face "Well I'm sure that I could be a movie star If I could get out of this place" Oh, la la la, di da da La la, di da da da dum Now Paul is a real estate novelist Who never had time for a wife And he's talkin' with Davy, who's still in the Navy And probably will be for life And the waitress is practicing politics As the businessmen slowly get stoned Yes, they're sharing a drink they call loneliness But it's better than drinkin' alone Sing us a song you're the piano man Sing us a song tonight Well we're all in the mood for a melody And you got us feeling alright It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday And the manager gives me a smile 'Cause he knows that it's me they've been comin' to see To forget about life for a while And the piano, it sounds like a carnival And the microphone smells like a beer And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar And say, "Man, what are you doin' here?" Oh, la la la, di da da La la, di da da da dum Sing us a song you're the piano man Sing us a song tonight Well we're all in the mood for a melody And you got us feeling alright
  6. Awesome5auce

    Question for the english speaking Clans

    Yup, the only reason to hide them is because you are embarrassed by them for one reason or another, such as too few games, low PR, bad average damage or low win rate. If for one wouldn't recruit someone who doesn't make their stats visible and I doubt many other recruiters on this board would either. Looking at your stats I can't think of a single reason that you'd want to hide them, you are a prime candidate for many clans!!
  7. Revvin' up your engine Listen to her howlin' roar Metal under tension Beggin' you to touch and go Highway to the danger zone Ride into the danger zone Headin' into twilight Spreadin' out her wings tonight She got you jumpin' off the track And shovin' into overdrive Highway to the danger zone I'll take you Ridin' into the danger zone You'll never say hello to you Until you get it on the red line overload You'll never know what you can do Until you get it up as high as you can go Out along the edges Always where I burn to be The further on the edge The hotter the intensity Highway to the danger zone Gonna take you Right into the danger zone Highway to the danger zone Right into the danger zone Highway to the danger zone Gonna take you right into the danger zone Highway to the danger zone Right into the danger zone Highway to the danger zone Gonna take you right into the danger zone Highway to the danger zone Right into the danger zone
  8. There used to be a greying tower alone on the sea You became the light on the dark side of me Love remained a drug that's the high and not the pill But did you know that when it snows My eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen? Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey Ooh, the more I get of you, the stranger it feels, yeah Now that your rose is in bloom A light hits the gloom on the grey There is so much a man can tell you, so much he can say You remain my power, my pleasure, my pain Baby, to me, you're like a growing addiction that I can't deny Won't you tell me, is that healthy, baby? But did you know that when it snows My eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen? Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey Ooh, the more I get of you, the stranger it feels, yeah Now that your rose is in bloom A light hits the gloom on the grey I've been kissed by a rose on the grey I've been kissed by a rose on the grey And if I should fall, will it all go away? I've been kissed by a rose on the grey There is so much a man can tell you, so much he can say You remain my power, my pleasure, my pain To me, you're like a growing, addiction that I can't deny Won't you tell me, is that healthy, baby? But did you know that when it snows My eyes become large, and the light that you shine can be seen? Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey Ooh, the more I get of you, the stranger it feels, yeah Now that your rose is in bloom A light hits the gloom on the grey Yes I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey Ooh, the more I get of you stranger it feels, yeah And now that your rose is in bloom A light hits the gloom on the grey Now that your rose is in bloom A light hits the gloom on the grey
  9. Gotta raise a little hell Young blood, run like a river Young blood, never get chained Young blood, heaven need a sinner You can't raise hell with a saint Young blood, came to start a riot Don't care what your old man say Young blood, heaven hate a sinner But we gonna raise hell anyway Raise hell Yeah Raise hell Somebody gotta, gotta raise a little hell Baby drop them bones Baby sell that soul Baby fare thee well Somebody gotta, gotta raise a little hell (Oh my my, oh hell yeah) Somebody gotta, gotta raise a little hell (Oh my my, oh hell yeah) Somebody gotta, gotta raise a little hell Young blood, stand and deliver No need for a queen affair Young blood, gotta pull the trigger When the whole world running scared Raise hell, baby drop them bones Baby sell that soul Baby fare thee well Somebody gotta, gotta raise a little hell (Oh my my, oh hell yeah) Somebody gotta, gotta raise a little hell (Oh my my, oh hell yeah) Somebody gotta, gotta raise a little hell baby drop them bones (Raise hell) baby sell that soul (Raise hell) baby fare thee well Somebody gotta, gotta raise a little hell (Oh my my, oh hell yeah) Somebody gotta, gotta raise a little hell (Oh my my, oh hell yeah) Somebody gotta, gotta raise a little hell Raise hell Somebody gotta, gotta raise a little hell
  10. Awesome5auce

    UK player looking for english speaking clan.

    PM Sent :) Current clan port benefits are very high with only the final coal and steel port expansion to go: +25% FreeXP per battle +10% CommanderXP per Battle +7% Coal earned +7% Steel earned +5% XP on all battles -15% to post battle ship repairs -15% to the silver cost of all ships About us: We’re called Boaty McBoatface, arguably the best clan name ever. We have around 35 daily active players, 45 weekly active players and 25 who participate in Clan Battles. We are currently in Storm League, a few members stream including me, although very few follow us. We are nearing the maximum of 50 members and there's only a couple of slots left. We play Clan Battles, Random Battles, Scenarios and even some very weird match-ups, historical battles and shenanigans in the training room. Our age range is mostly 20's, 30’s all the way to 60’s which we’d like to think gives us a more mature edge, but the conversation in discord may indicate otherwise. Variety is the spice of life, although we primarily speak English we have players from across Europe: United Kingdom, Finland, Norway, Turkey, Portugal, France, Austria, Croatia, Greece, Germany. Fun comes first, of course we want to win (oh so badly), but not at the expense of fun, fairness or politeness. About you: You have at least one tier 10 ship, ideally a cruiser such as Des Moines, Hindenburg, Zao or Moskva or are looking to get one before the start of the next season of clan battles, and are happy to participate in Clan Battles. You can use Discord/In-game voice to chat and are willing to be social. You’re simply a lovely person. We have been trying to play music on our ship’s horns, if you can hit those high notes in ‘Lady in Red’ you’re a shoe in! Clan details here: https://wows-numbers.com/clan/500143960,BOATY-Boaty-McBoatface/ Discord Here: https://discord.gg/9qa3kKc PM me if my words have awoken the BOATY in you.
  11. If it keeps on rainin' levee's goin' to break If it keeps on rainin' levee's goin' to break When the levee breaks I'll have no place to stay. Mean old levee taught me to weep and moan Lord mean old levee taught me to weep and moan Got what it takes to make a mountain man leave his home Oh well oh well oh well. Don't it make you feel bad When you're tryin' to find your way home You don't know which way to go? If you're goin' down South They go no work to do, If you don't know about Chicago. Cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good, Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good, When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move. All last night sat on the levee and moaned, All last night sat on the levee and moaned, Thinkin' 'bout me baby and my happy home. Going, go'n' to Chicago, Go'n' to Chicago, Sorry but I can't take you. Going down, going down now, going down going down now, going down, going down, going down, going down Going down, going down now, going down going down now, going down going down now, going down Going d-d-d-d-down Woo woo
  12. Oh well, in five years time we could be walking round a zoo With the sun shining down over me and you And there'll be love in the bodies of the elephants too And I'll put my hand over your eyes but you'll peek through And there'll be sun, sun, sun all over our bodies And sun, sun, sun all down our necks And there'll be sun, sun, sun all over our faces And sun, sun, sun, so what the heck 'Cause well be laughing at all your silly little jokes And we'll be laughing about how we used to smoke All those stupid little cigarettes and drink stupid wine 'Cause its what we needed to have a good time But it was fun, fun, fun when we were drinking It was fun, fun, fun when we were drunk And it was fun, fun, fun when we were laughing It was fun, fun, fun, oh, it was fun Oh well, I look at you and say it's the happiest that I've ever been And I'll say I no longer feel I have to be James Dean And she'd say, yeah well, I feel pretty a happy too And I'm always pretty happy when I'm just kicking back with you And it'll be love, love, love all through our bodies And love, love, love all through our minds And it'll be love, love, love all over her face And love, love, love all over mine And though admittedly all these moments are just in my head I'll be thinking bout them as I'm lying in bed And I know that admittedly it might not even come true But in my mind I'm havin' a pretty good time with you Oh, in five years time I might not know you In five years time we might not speak Oh, in five years time we might not get along In five years time you might just prove me wrong Oh, there'll be love, love, love wherever you go There'll be love, love, love wherever you go There'll be love, love, love wherever you go There'll be love, love, love wherever you go There'll be love, love, love wherever you go There'll be love, love, love wherever you go There'll be love, love, love wherever you go There'll be love, love, love wherever you go There'll be love
  13. For a clan with only 6 active members you require an awful lot out of your prospective recruits, and mandatory can be a dirty word round these here parts, especially when highlighted in bold
  14. I'm the mother flippin' rhymenocerous My beats are fat And the birds are on my back And I'm horny, I'm horny If you choose to proceed You will indeed concede 'Cause I hit you with my flow The wild rhino stampede I'm not just wild, I'm trained, domesticated I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated And subsequently procreated That's how it goes Here's the Hiphopopotamus The hip hop hippo They call me the Hiphopopotamus My lyrics are bottomless Sometimes our rhymes are polite Like, thank you for the dinner Ms. Right That was very delicious goodnight Sometimes they are obscene Like a pornographic dream NC-17 with ladies in a stream of margarine Yeah, some margarine They call me the Hiphopopotamus Flows that glow like phosphorous Poppin' off the top of this esophagus Rockin' this metropolis I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis? Did Steve tell you that, perchance? Steve My rhymes and records, they don't get played Because my records and rhymes, they don't get made And if you rap like me you don't get paid And if you roll like me you don't get laid My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist But you lovely bitches and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this Other rappers dis me Say my rhymes are sissy Why? Why? Why? What? Why exactly? What? Why? Be more constructive With your feedback, please Why? Why? Why? ?Cause I rap about reality Like me and my grandma drinkin' a cup of tea There ain't no party like my nanna's tea party Hey, ho I'm the motherflippin' I'm the motherflippin' I'm the motherflippin' Who's the motherflippin? I'm the motherflippin' I'm the motherflippin' I'm the motherflippin' Motherflippin'
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