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  1. Awesome5auce

    [BOATY] & [BOA2Y] recruitment drive for cannon-fodder

    On a warm summer's eve On a train bound for nowhere I met up with the gambler We were both too tired to sleep So we took turns a-starin' Out the window at the darkness The boredom overtook us, And he began to speak He said, "Son, I've made a life Out of readin' people's faces Knowin' what the cards were By the way they held their eyes So if you don't mind me sayin' I can see you're out of aces For a taste of your whiskey I'll give you some advice" So I handed him my bottle And he drank down my last swallow Then he bummed a cigarette And asked me for a light And the night got deathly quiet And his faced lost all expression He said, "If you're gonna play the game, boy You gotta learn to play it right You've got to know when to hold 'em Know when to fold 'em Know when to walk away And know when to run You never count your money When you're sittin' at the table There'll be time enough for countin' When the dealin's done Every gambler knows That the secret to survivin' Is knowin' what to throw away And knowin' what to keep 'Cause every hand's a winner And every hand's a loser And the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep And when he finished speakin' He turned back toward the window Crushed out his cigarette And faded off to sleep And somewhere in the darkness The gambler he broke even But in his final words I found an ace that I could keep You've got to know when to hold 'em Know when to fold 'em Know when to walk away And know when to run You never count your money When you're sittin' at the table There'll be time enough for countin' When the dealin's done You've got to know when to hold 'em (when to hold 'em) Know when to fold 'em (when to fold 'em) Know when to walk away And know when to run You never count your money When you're sittin' at the table There'll be time enough for countin' When the dealin's done You've got to know when to hold 'em Know when to fold 'em Know when to walk away And know when to run You never count your money When you're sittin' at the table There'll be time enough for countin' When the dealin's done
  2. Awesome5auce

    [BOATY] & [BOA2Y] recruitment drive for cannon-fodder

    Hey, hey, hey, hey Ooh woh Won't you come see about me? I'll be alone, dancing you know it baby Tell me your troubles and doubts Giving me everything inside and out and Love's strange so real in the dark Think of the tender things that we were working on Slow change may pull us apart When the light gets into your heart, baby Don't you, forget about me Don't, don't, don't, don't Don't you, forget about me Will you stand above me? Look my way, never love me Rain keeps falling, rain keeps falling Down, down, down Will you recognize me? Call my name or walk on by Rain keeps falling, rain keeps falling Down, down, down, down Hey, hey, hey, hey Ooh woh Don't you try and pretend It's my feeling we'll win in the end I won't harm you or touch your defenses Vanity and security Don't you forget about me I'll be alone, dancing you know it baby Going to take you apart I'll put us back together at heart, baby Don't you, forget about me Don't, don't, don't, don't Don't you, forget about me As you walk on by Will you call my name? As you walk on by Will you call my name? When you walk away Or will you walk away? Will you walk on by? Come on, call my name Will you call my name? I say (Lala la la lala la la) Will you call my name? As you walk on by
  3. Awesome5auce

    [BOATY] & [BOA2Y] recruitment drive for cannon-fodder

    Steve walks warily down the street With the brim pulled way down low Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet, Machine guns ready to go Are you ready, hey, are you ready for this? Are you hanging on the edge of your seat? Out of the doorway the bullets rip To the sound of the beat Another one bites the dust Another one bites the dust And another one gone, and another one gone Another one bites the dust Hey, I'm gonna get you, too Another one bites the dust How do you think I'm going to get along Without you when you're gone? You took me for everything that I had And kicked me out on my own Are you happy, are you satisfied? How long can you stand the heat? Out of the doorway the bullets rip To the sound of the beat Another one bites the dust Another one bites the dust And another one gone, and another one gone Another one bites the dust Hey, I'm gonna get you, too Another one bites the dust Hey Oh take it Bite the dust Kinda dusty! Hey Another one bites the dust Another one bites the dust oww Another one bites the dust hey hey Another one bites the dust eh eh Oh shoot out There are plenty of ways that you can hurt a man And bring him to the ground You can beat him, you can cheat him You can treat him bad and leave him when he's down But I'm ready, yes, I'm ready for you I'm standing on my own two feet Out of the doorway the bullets rip Repeating to the sound of the beat oh yeah Another one bites the dust Another one bites the dust And another one gone, and another one gone Another one bites the dust Hey, I'm gonna get you, too Another one bites the dust Oh shoot out, hey hey, all right
  4. Awesome5auce

    [BOATY] & [BOA2Y] recruitment drive for cannon-fodder

    Every day I wake up Every day I wake up alone Every day I wake up Every day I wake up alone Let me open up the discussion with I'm not impressed With any mother [edited]word I say See I lied that I cried When he came inside And now I'm burning a highway Hades Shut the [edited]up When I'm trying to think I gotta keep my concentration Give me one more drink And then I'll try to remember all the advice That my good book told me And all the lost souls say Every day I wake up Every day I wake up alone (Kill me just kill me) Or get me out of the sun Every day I wake up Every day I wake up alone (Kill me just kill me) Someone get me out of the sun Drugs, bars, backseats of cars blowing boys What a boring life I've led so far Just a prime thirteen When I rode his machine Tried to keep my body dirty And my eyes closed and clean So with a wink And a smile and a vial of meth I took his hand And then we walked through the shadow of death And then I tried to remember all the advice that my teacher told me And all the lost souls say Every day I wake up Every day I wake up alone (Kill me just kill me) Or get me out of the sun Every day I wake up Every day I wake up alone (Kill me just kill me) And get me out of the sun Someone get me out of the sun Someone get me out of the sun Deep, deeper, deeper inside Pull the wool nice and tight So that it covers your eyes Can't find a god, love, Jesus, father I don't even care that much So why do I even bother? So let me just end how I was gonna begin Don't waste your time waiting 'cause I'm going back in Now if I could just remember all the advice that my mother told me And all the And all the lost souls say Every day I wake up Every day I wake up alone (Kill me just kill me) Or get me out of the sun Every day I wake up Every day I wake up alone (Kill me just kill me) Just get me out of the sun (Kill me just kill me) Someone get me out of the sun (Kill me just kill me) Someone get me out of the sun
  5. Awesome5auce

    [BOATY] & [BOA2Y] recruitment drive for cannon-fodder

    Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste I've been around for a long, long year Stole many a man's soul to waste And I was 'round when Jesus Christ Had his moment of doubt and pain Made damn sure that Pilate Washed his hands and sealed his fate Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name But what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game I stuck around St. Petersburg When I saw it was a time for a change Killed the czar and his ministers Anastasia screamed in vain I rode a tank Held a general's rank When the blitzkrieg raged And the bodies stank Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name, oh yeah Ah, what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game, oh yeah I watched with glee While your kings and queens Fought for ten decades For the gods they made I shouted out Who killed the Kennedys? When after all It was you and me Let me please introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste And I laid traps for troubadours Who get killed before they reached Bombay Pleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah But what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby Pleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah But what's confusing you Is just the nature of my game, mm yeah Just as every cop is a criminal And all the sinners saints As heads is tails Just call me Lucifer 'Cause I'm in need of some restraint So if you meet me Have some courtesy Have some sympathy, and some taste Use all your well-learned politesse Or I'll lay your soul to waste, mm yeah Pleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name, mm yeah But what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game, mm mean it, get down Oh yeah, get on down Oh yeah Oh yeah Tell me baby, what's my name Tell me honey, can ya guess my name Tell me baby, what's my name I tell you one time, you're to blame Oh, right What's my name Tell me, baby, what's my name Tell me, sweetie, what's my name
  6. Awesome5auce

    [BOATY] & [BOA2Y] recruitment drive for cannon-fodder

    You better keep your distance From this howling man You know I'm wired to the brim And I'll explode with a touch of hand You know a man ain't no good Without a fire or flame 'Fit don't run in your blood You better get off my train, my train Long livin', long lovin' tonight High risin', high rollin' all right Gonna light the fuse tonight Race into the setting sun Gonna light the fuse tonight Dream of a life on the run, woo! You better wage your war To the devil inside If you can't find the cure Light the fuse and run and hide, run and hide Long livin', long lovin' tonight High risin', high rollin' all right Gonna light the fuse tonight Race into the setting sun Gonna light the fuse tonight Dream of a life on the run, yeah! Long livin', long lovin' tonight High risin', high rollin' all right Ooh hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo Ooh hoo hoo hoo hoo Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo Gonna light the fuse tonight Race into the setting sun Gonna light the fuse tonight Dream of a life on the run Gonna light the fuse tonight Race into the setting sun Gonna light the fuse tonight Dream of a life on the run, yeah!
  7. Awesome5auce

    [BOATY] & [BOA2Y] recruitment drive for cannon-fodder

    5 bad boys wit da power to rock you blowin ya mind so ya gotta get into 5 5 what you waiting 4 4 if you wanna 3 3 2 2 1 let's do it (welcome to tonight's game and if you've just tuned in these five guys have been slam dunking all night i'm feelin really good about this John hit me) do you wanna get freaky well the five of us makes one gotta put the good vibe on if you really wanna feel that got the flava in my song but i really need to know (here we go) do you wanna get down do you wanna get funky do you wanna get down get on down slam dunk da funk a put it up if ya got that feelin slam dunk da funk a put it up a put it up slam dunk da funk a put it up if ya got that feelin slam dunk da funk a put it up a put it up you gotta shoot pass slam baby time to set if off i be up up away above the rim and hook a shot alley oop baby woop there it is and now i got ya 3 seconds left is just enough for me to rock ya check it how i flip it rock a beat cuz i get wit it you and everybody wants to be the man a well a hey yippe yo yippe four quarter slam everybody grab a party and just get on down do you wanna get down do you wanna get funky do you wanna get down get on down slam dunk da funk a put it up if ya got that feelin slam dunk da funk a put it up a put it up slam dunk da funk a put it up if ya got that feelin slam dunk da funk a put it up a put it up by now you wanna know what hits you like a fork lift truck we got j ab rich sean and scott here rockin the extra curricular ladies love particular fellas who knock the meter get the boom shake regular 5 bad boys honey no we dont quit until we hit the rebound sound with a kick so come on everybody, everybody in tune as i boom shake n rock a body gimme room clap ya hands move ya feet push it in pull it out to the beat clap ya hands move ya feet push it in pull it out to the beat slam dunk da funk a put it up if ya got that feelin slam dunk da funk a put it up a put it up slam dunk da funk a put it up if ya got that feelin slam dunk da funk a put it up a put it up slam slam dunk da funk a put it up (do you wanna get funky) slam dunk da funk a put it up (get on down) slam dunk da funk a put it up (if you got that feelin) slam dunk da funk a put it up (get on down)
  8. Awesome5auce

    [BOATY] & [BOA2Y] recruitment drive for cannon-fodder

    You could hear the hoof beats pound As they raced across the ground And the clatter of the wheels As they spun round and round And he galloped into Market Street His badge upon his chest His name was Ernie And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west Now Ernie loved a widow A lady known as Sue She lived all alone in Linley Lane At number twenty two They said she was too good for him She was haughty, proud and chic But Ernie got his cocoa there Three times every week They called him Ernie (Ernie) And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west She said she'd like to bathe in milk He said alright sweetheart And when he finished work one night He loaded up the cart He said you wanted pasturised Coz pasturised is best She says Ernie I'll be happy If it comes up to me chest And that tickled old Ernie (Ernie) And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west Now Ernie had a rival An evil looking man Called Two Ton Ted from Teddington And he drove the baker's van He tempted her with his treacle tarts And his tasty wholemeal bread And when she saw the size Of his hot meat pies It very near turned her head She nearly swooned at his macaroon And he said now if you treat me right You'll have hot rolls evry morning And crumpets every night He knew once she'd sampled his layer cake He'd have his wicked way And all Ernie had to offer Was a pint of milk a day Poor Ernie (Ernie) And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west One lunchtime Ted saw Ernie's horse and cart outside her door It drove him mad to find it was still there at half past four And as he leaped down from of his van Hot blood through his veins did course And he went across to Ernie's cart And he didnarf kick his horse Who's name was Trigger (Trigger) And he pulled the fastest milkcart in the west Now Ernie rushed out into the street His goldtop in his hand He said if you want to marry Susie You'll fight for her like a man Oh why don't we play cards for her He sneeringly replied And just to make it interesting We'll have a shilling on the side Now Ernie dragged him from his van And beneath the blazing sun They stood there face to face And Ted went for his bun But Ernie was to quick Things didn't go the way Ted planned And a strawberry flavoured youghurt Sent it spinning from his hand Now Sue she ran between them And tried to keep them apart And Ernie pushed her aside And a rock cake caught him underneath his heart And he looked up in pained surprise As the concrete hardened crust Of a stale pork pie caught him in the eye And Ernie bit the dust Poor Ernie (Ernie) And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west Ernie was only fifty-two, he didn't want to die Now he's gone to make deliveries In that milkround in the sky Where the customers are angels And ferocious dogs are banned And a milkman's life is full of fun In that fairy dairy land But a woman's needs are many fold And Sue she married Ted But strange things happened on their wedding night As they lay in their bed Was that the trees a rustling Or the hinges of the gate Or Ernie's ghostly goldtop a rattling in their crate They won't forget Ernie (Ernie) And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west
  9. Awesome5auce

    [BOATY] & [BOA2Y] recruitment drive for cannon-fodder

    I've been waitin' on the fault line Let the needle take me on I'll be standing with my dyin' bell If you care to come along Racin' with the risin' tide to my father's door Racin' with the risin' tide to my father's door I've been lyin' in the bright lights See my shadow from below Never wanted from another man Never wanted from my own Drownin' in the risin' tide in my father's door Drownin' in the risin' tide in my father's door Through a window to the last mile Little picture on the wall From the banks on the far side See the lights come ashore Racin' from the risin' tide to my father's door Racin' from the risin' tide to my father's door Racin' with the risin' tide to my father's door
  10. Awesome5auce

    [BOATY] & [BOA2Y] recruitment drive for cannon-fodder

    I never saw it as the start It's more a change of heart Rapping on the windows, whistling down the chimney pot Blowing off the dust in the room where I forgot I laid my plansin solid rock Stepping through the door like a troubadour Whiling just an hour away Looking at the trees on the roadside Feeling it's a holiday You and I should ride the coast And wind up in our favourite coats just miles away Roll a number, write another song Like Jimmy heard the day he caught the train Oh oh la la Oh oh la la Oh oh la la Oh oh la la He sipped another rum and coke And told a dirty joke Walking like Groucho, sucking on a number ten Rolling on the floor with the cigarette burns walked in I'll miss the crush and I'm home again Stepping through the door with the night in store Whiling just an hour away Step into the sky in the star bright Feeling it's a brighter day You and I should ride the coast And wind up in our favourite coats just miles away Roll a number, write another song Like Jimmy heard the day he caught the train Oh oh la la Oh oh la la Oh oh la la Oh oh la la You and I should ride the tracks And find ourselves just wading through tomorrow You and I, when we're coming down We're only getting back And you know I feel no sorrow Oh oh la la Oh oh la la Oh oh la la Oh oh la la When you find that things are getting wild Don't you want days like these? When you find that things are getting wild Don't you want days like these? When you find that things are getting wild Don't you need days like these? When you find that things are getting wild Don't you want days like these? Oh oh la la Oh oh la la
  11. Awesome5auce

    [BOATY] & [BOA2Y] recruitment drive for cannon-fodder

    Comin' out of nowhere, drivin' like rain Stormbringer dance on the thunder again Dark cloud gathering, breaking the day No point running 'cause it's coming your way Ride the rainbow, crack the sky Stormbringer coming, time to die You got to keep running, stormbringer coming He's got nothing you need, he's gonna make you bleed Oh, yeah You know he's gonna get you Rainbow shaker on a stallion twister Bareback rider on the eye of the sky Stormbringer coming down, meaning to stay Thunder and lightning heading your way Ride the rainbow, crack the sky Stormbringer coming, time to die You got to keep running, stormbringer coming He's got nothing you need He's gonna make you bleed, yes Hmm-mmm, ooh, yeah Comin' out of nowhere, drivin' like rain Stormbringer dance on the thunder again Dark cloud gathering, breaking the day No point running 'Cause it's coming your way, 'Cause it's coming your way, 'Cause it's coming your way 'Cause it's coming your way, 'Cause it's coming your way.
  12. Awesome5auce

    [BOATY] & [BOA2Y] recruitment drive for cannon-fodder

    1, 2, 1, 2, 3 Wake up kids We've got the dreamers disease Age 14 we got you down on your knees So polite, you're busy still saying please Frienemies, who when you're down ain't your friend Every night we smash their Mercedes-Benz First we run, and then we laugh 'til we cry But when the night is falling You cannot find the light You feel your dreams are dying Hold tight You've got the music in you Don't let go You've got the music in you One dance left This world is gonna pull through Don't give up You've got a reason to live Can't forget We only get what we give I'm comin' home baby You're tops, Give it to me now Four a.m. We ran a miracle mile We're flat broke, But hey we do it in style The bad rich God's flying in for your trial But when the night is falling You cannot find a friend (friend) You feel your tree is breaking Just then You've got the music in you Don't let go You've got the music in you One dance left This world is gonna pull through Don't give up You've got a reason to live Can't forget We only get what we give This whole damn world, could fall apart You'll be ok, follow your heart You're in harms way, I'm right behind Now say you're mine You've got the music in you Don't let go You've got the music in you One dance left This world is gonna pull through Don't give up You've got a reason to live Can't forget We only get what we give Don't let go I feel the music in you Don't let go Fly high, high What's real, can't die You only get what you give You only get what you give Don't give up Just don't be afraid to leave Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying Fake computer crashes dining Cloning while they're multiplying Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson You're all fakes Run to your mansions Come around We'll kick your [edited]in Don't let go One dance left Don't give up Can't forget
  13. Awesome5auce

    [BOATY] & [BOA2Y] recruitment drive for cannon-fodder

    Row, row, row your boat Gently down the stream Merrily merrily, merrily, merrily Life is but a dream Row, row, row your boat Gently down the stream Merrily merrily, merrily, merrily Life is but a dream Row, row, row your boat Gently down the stream Merrily merrily, merrily, merrily Life is but a dream Row, row, row your boat Gently down the stream Merrily merrily, merrily, merrily Life is but a dream
  14. Awesome5auce

    [BOATY] & [BOA2Y] recruitment drive for cannon-fodder

    Hey, hey, hey, hey Ooh woh Won't you come see about me? I'll be alone, dancing you know it baby Tell me your troubles and doubts Giving me everything inside and out and Love's strange so real in the dark Think of the tender things that we were working on Slow change may pull us apart When the light gets into your heart, baby Don't you, forget about me Don't, don't, don't, don't Don't you, forget about me Will you stand above me? Look my way, never love me Rain keeps falling, rain keeps falling Down, down, down Will you recognize me? Call my name or walk on by Rain keeps falling, rain keeps falling Down, down, down, down Hey, hey, hey, hey Ooh woh Don't you try and pretend It's my feeling we'll win in the end I won't harm you or touch your defenses Vanity and security Don't you forget about me I'll be alone, dancing you know it baby Going to take you apart I'll put us back together at heart, baby Don't you, forget about me Don't, don't, don't, don't Don't you, forget about me As you walk on by Will you call my name? As you walk on by Will you call my name? When you walk away Or will you walk away? Will you walk on by? Come on, call my name Will you call my name? I say (Lala la la lala la la) Will you call my name? As you walk on by
  15. Awesome5auce

    [BOATY] & [BOA2Y] recruitment drive for cannon-fodder

    I'm alright Nobody worry 'bout me Why you got to gimme a fight? Can't you just let it be? I'm alright Don't nobody worry 'bout me You got to gimme a fight Why don't you just let me be Do what you like, Doing it nat'rally But if it's too easy They're gonna disagree It's your life And isn't it a mystery If it's nobody's bus'ness It's everybody's game Gotta catch you later No, no, cannonball it right away Some Cinderella kid Get it up and get you a job (Dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip) I'm alright Nobody worry 'bout me Why you got to gimme a fight? Can't you just let it be? I'm alright Don't nobody worry 'bout me You got to gimme a fight Why don't you just let me be Who do you want? Who you be today? And who is it really Makin' up your mind? You want to listen to the man? Pay attention to the magistrate And while I got you in the mood Listen to your Own heart beatin' Own heart beatin' Own heart beatin' Own heart beatin' Don't it get you movin' mmmmm-man It make me feel good Then give it up and give it the job I'm alright Nobody worry 'bout me Why you got to gimme a fight? Can't you just let it be? I'm alright Don't nobody worry 'bout me You got to gimme a fight Why don't you just let me be I'm alright Nobody worry 'bout me Why you got to gimme a fight? Can't you just let it be? I'm alright I'm alright Just let me be
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