Deckeru_Maiku

Working as intended... I personally never douse a fire started by friendlies btw. - I know, they won't learn anyway, but the slim hope they might keeps me burning...

But this is no historical simulation, but an action game.... So the best solution to every problem would be removing every class except BaBBies, so they can shoot it out nicely among each other at maximum range, looking wide-eyed at the great graphics and listening to the thunderous BOOOOOOM! their mighty guns make. Hitting something isn't half as important as Sound and Graphics...

Ooops... Did I really write something like "RN HE is okay"???? I don't think so.... And as to the other part: think of it as some kind of title... You well deserved it with the threads You started recently... Awwwwww.... come on.. Explaining jokes isn't very nice. There was a really slim chance he would have noticed it as one even without You explaining it to him.

I never ever watch any replays, but I can assure You, it's always the team's fault whenever You (or anyone else) face a bad day in a RN Cruiser...

What do You mean with "now"???

I play my premiums for fun... especially the "bad" ones, like Mikasa, Warspite, Emden... Usually they even have a dedicated captain. Yes, I also play "OP" premiums, like Kamiaze R and Prince Albert... But only when I want to club some seals.. so maybe.. once or twice a day or so...

Yeah, I know what You mean... seeing Starbuck in his pink CV in the enemy team always gave me that war, cozy feeling of being utterly secure...

Please guys... you all forget the horrendous amount of HE damage that RN DD dish out... So all join the cry: Nerf all RN HE damage!

Favourite T7 ship? Well, the same, that is my favourite on T5 and 6 Kamikaze R Great for sealclubbing from T4 to T7

Paying for it? That would be like spending money for one of those fake turds of excrements that are supposed to be "comical". hmmm... Well I DID buy one of those when I was still a teen 40 years agon (or so..)

I'd be happy to get any premium I don't own yet, except for all the russian ones. And of course the first and only ship I got from a supercontainer was the Krispy Kreme...

Yep... RN cruiser HE should be an example for all other nation's cruisers HE. Ah well... another of the Brainless Legend's threads. He's really working hard to be a good copy of StarbuckCrying...

Torturing male chickens and inflated pig bladders in a leather outfit? I'm all for it!!! Just remember: using a feather during sexual intercourse is "kinky", using a chicken instead makes you a "pervert"

Interesting... There's also a cave and water reservoir from carthagian/roman times in the Botanical Garden in Cagliari (great place to go! The garden, I mean, as entering the cave isn't allowed...) which probably was used as a shelter, too. *Edited

That would be great.... but there would have to be soundeffects in the background of the voice over, too... like... baa-ing sheep and barking sheepdogs... (We've been to Sardegna on our holidays the last couple years... lovely island... great wine... great food... very nice people, who - in most cases - would give you a weird look if you call them italians... )

What war? You meant this one? Ah well, you are right... we are efficient and lack humour, but - as the english say - at least we're no french...

This is utterly untrue! As our current political comedy shows, we are everything but efficient! And we probably have more sense of humour than most other europeans... So I have to challenge You to a duel to prove it... You get two pilchards against my halibut!

As a DD "captain" one has to remember the range of radar, it's duration and it's recycling time. And when there's two radar ships and three caps, it means usually one cap is eadar free...

It should be optional. So I could turn it off.

Tier 2: (2 battles done, 18 k damage average, 2 kills total, 1 w / 1 l ) - visibility worse than Umikaze, Torp range lower than Umikaze, gun range lower than Umikaze... Sealclubber Ship of Choice = Umikaze (or Tachibana, if available...) Tier 3: (4 battles done, 35 k damag average, 8 kills total, 4 w / 0 l ) - best T3 DD visibility (5.8 km without modifiers), longest torprange (+300 m) and 2nd highest torp damage, 3 fast guns with average damage. Only 2x2 torps, so you need luck or skill (but mostly luck...) to hit something. Sealclubber Ship of Choice = G 101 or Derpski... sorry, Derzki. For Derzki you have to go "full russian" though, ignoring usuall DD gameplay and either do suicide runs or island sneaking to torp... Tier 4: (3 battles done, 25 k average damage, 4 kills total, 1 w / 2 l ) - better than some, but worst than at least one other DD in every characteristic, except speed. For me, as a mostly IJN DD player, it's a rather mediocre ship. Sealclubber Ship of Choice = Isokaze for stealth torping. Oh, and the sealclubber who's choice is shown is of course me... Yeah, I know... small sample size etc. etc. but I guess having played ~2800 battles in different DDs gives a good base for assuming how a DD might fare in the future. So.. Low Tier PADDs... they can't really cap, as they will be easily torped when they try. Their guns are okay-ish. Visibility is mediocre, so they often will be detected by other DDs when they try to sneak anywhere. Torps do a lot of damage, but the range is mostly mediocre and/or there's not enough launchers to set a nice spread. So you will either have to get close to your target or be lucky and have a straight sailing potato as the target or be just lucky... but probably all of that. I don't think I will play this line any further than those I already play. So.. T5, maybe T6 For my "Sealclubbing Adventures" I rather stay with other ships I have... mostly because I am used to them. And because I like the little disadvantages they have. So it's Tachibana, Campbeltown and V 170 for me, when there's seals to club... or some BBs/Cruisers...

Riesling is not used very much in France. Mostly only in Alsace. And I wildly disagree with the order of those names, as compared to several of those beverages Champagne is rather meh...

As a german it is my duty to mess up the french language as much as possible.

Nah, I'm sure those are real... three guys sitting around a table, rolling dice to balance ships...

Well, it's all part of the "Make CVs Great Again" (MCGA... not easy to say, unless you are drunk, I guess...) program. CVs are supposed to get to the point where they were, just after release... Terror from the sky, causing fear in every mortal being on the battlefield... ah, those were the good days

Support does not really exist. They are just a myth, like aliens, vampires and werewolves.