Deckeru_Maiku

Nah... those are Pokemon BBs - gotta catch them all! Absolutely incomparable with... like... someone not knowing the stats of a ship and grounding himself on an island because of a non-existing torpedo threat... which of course never happened to me... *cough*

That might be, but I will go on to pretend that I don't

It's about the ship, not the player!

Met a Krohnshtadth (sorry.. didn't know where to put that h) in battle today in my Amagi and managed to sink it... feels good man...

Best naval comabt simulation ever was Action Stations WoWs probably is the best MMO tactical action combat simulator right now... as long as one doesn't expect too much realism... Didn't read and don't care about the EULA...

I hate Epeencenter Mode, but as strange as it sounds, I'm usually doing quite good on it... so no, I don't want it gone... And no, I don't want players to be able to opt out of any battle mode. 'Cause if that option would be implemented, soon the people would start whining for certain maps to be removed. And RNGesus only knows what they want to see removed next... CVs... DDs... Torpedoes... whatever... Oh... there would be one option that I could live with... anyone opting out of standard and domination would get "Epeenmode on Ocean" instead... and everyone opting out of Epeencenter should have to play Standardmode on Ocean for at least five battles in a row...

The only of those 12 fixes "players" - which should include me, as I am a player - want that would be in any way relevant to my wishes is #4 - Unified Key Bindings... All the others would be nice to have, but I did live without them and can live without them in the future...

Yepp, but that's not the reason... I globally dislike russian ships that didn't really do anything what could be called "action" or those blueprints, that turn some of those russki vessels into larger than life caricatures of real ships, because of "no russian bias"... and also most other ships that fall in those categories... So I also would not spend any free exp for any US ship... or imaginative french ones... or italian ones... For me it's only RN, IJN and KM - as long as it's not made from blueprints, phantasy and too much vodka...

Nope... won't spend any free exp for stationary harbour defenses or blueprints

A very good description would be the game mechanics of the video game Lemmings

<-- 10k+ battles <-- have seen many, many, many, way too many lemming trains. The great majority of them lead to a lost game. At least in a 80 : 20 scale (loss : wins) Lemming train is not a working tactic for random battles. It's just a very dumb move. There's exactly one map where a Lemming train can work, if done right (= with a forceful PUSH and no stopping) and that's "Two Brothers" in Domination mode. Going clockwise through all the caps and really pushing hard, not stopping when resistance is met, just push along... But in 90% of the attempts the push stalls and even three or four enemies keep it stalled until three caps have been taken by the other enemy ships and they start to roll up the Lemmings from behind.

Not so good a day for me today... in some battles I played like an utter potato... must be the heat getting to me... two battles in the Ibuki... a loss with 80k damage done and one sinker and a win with some 15k damage, no sinker and a fast death... decided it's weekend again and playing T6+ would only be frustrating, so I took out my Vampire... and got frustrated. Got clubbed like a seal by a russian DD when fighting for a cap. The team managed to win the game though... Two battles in the Orion... 48k average damage, zero kills and terribad teams... two losses... frustration level was rising... time for desperate measures.. Kamikaze... and again I got sunk like a potato. But even though the team looked horrible when I got sunk and left the battle, they managed to win it. Yubari... if everything else fails, there's always Yubari... and finally a better battle for me. 40k damage, three sinkers (DDs should learn that Yubari has nasty guns... and BBs too, due to dakka-dakka-dakka firestarter...) but I got greedy in the end and was sunk 20 seconds before the game ended with a win... was fun though.. Kamikaze failed, so it's time for her little sister - Minekaze... didn't do much, except for annoying some enemies, doing little damage and sinking an enemy before I got sunk myself... and the game was won... the second container of the day gave me another item from the Yamamoto collection, and I was able to get the alternative (blue) camo for IJN BBs... so I had to try out the Ishizuchi in it... just that I somehow messed it up and entered the battle without camo... ah well... turned out as a win and I managed 49k damage and a sinker (and escaped an allied torpedo by the width of a hair...) while I had to see another Itchy Suzie on the team stealing at least two of my kills.. Got into a knife fight with the last two enemies - BB and DD - and survived to see the Winning Screen Last battle of the day was frustration again, as the team managed to get itself killed horribly, while I spammed HE over the whole Rat Race map with my Crispy Creme. In the end it was me with 10% hp, our terribad CV and an afk BB versus three enemy BBs with 30-50% hp, among them a Cesar Salad and an Arkansas Beta. I had exposed myself a bit too far before I noticed our BB being afk, and with the basic visibility of the KK there was no way to get away... Soon after the game ended with the enemy reaching 1000 pts (as they were ahead 100 points before I got sunk already..) Only 60% winrate today... and only 37k average damage and terribad 0.6 (!) sinkers per battle...WoWs stats & numbers calls that "Average" but I disagree... t'was a bad weekend start...

If it was You, then you reacted to something I wrote in chat at the start of the battle... and then soon after when I got sunk... Friendlylike, though...

Was it You I met in battle today? I'm sure about there being an Exocet, but I'm not sure about the numbers behind the name If so, sorry that I forgot to Karma you... and sorry for not being a better opponent... wasn't one of my better games iirc.

Seven battles today... Two battles in the Ibuki. Both at T10 - of course - and the result a loss and a win. Average 56k damage and one kill per battle... not great. One Battle in Mogami at T9. Showed a bit too much ship and got sinkered fast, with only 16k damage done - no sinker - but the team won it for me Next was one T10 battle in the Fletcher. Horrible team giving no support in a domination battle. I managed a cap and only 36k damage, but then got rekt by four (or so) enemy ships and the battle was lost My Benson ended in a T9 battle. Domination again, this time on Sleeping Giant map, with a better team and a bit of support. I managed a cap and stuck some eels in a Currywurst, but got rekt by the enemy Benson (which I already had got down to 10% hp or so, but which got away due to a stupid Atlanta not taking it down... Nonetheless 82k damage, a sinker and a win Bismarck time! And of course a T10 battle - what else, as George Clooney would say... Turned out to be my Battle Of The Day. And yes, it was a domination battle on Sleeping Giant map again. I started right in the middle of the northern (I think...) half and set course to the A cap (the one with those half-moon-ish islands above and below it. When a US DD set up some smoke north of the B cap (middle) I used it to hide in it and prayed for some DD showing up within 11km or so, but I wasn't that lucky. Instead an enemy Bismarck sowed up some 15 klicks SE, close enough to an island so it couldn't shoot at me, but far away enough from it to let me drop some shells on it. A cruiser and the US DD kept shooting it, too, so it pulled back by backpedalling, losing a lot of HP. I turned north, then west to get on my previous course and away from an Alsace lobbing shells at me. A bit later an enemy Shimakaze was dumb enough to get seen and got soon annihilated. And just seconds later a Chung Mu - I think - managed to sink a cruiser even more north than I was, but dropped out of it's smoke when doing so. As I had HE loaded from shooting at the Shima, I just went after it and managed to hunt it down... sure no Unicorn playing that Chung Mu... I turned south then, to see the Alsace get in a fight with an allied BB - which got sinkered fast - and a New Orleans. Alsace decided to ignore the NO fast and come at me, which didn't work out for him, as when we started circling each other I did the better hits - Alsace 0 : Bismarck 1 New Orleans - still slightly alive - went into the A cap, just to get rekt. I followed suit... at this moment we were about 200 points behind, and it was 1:2 caps against us... I went in the cap and managed to take it while annoying an enemy BB trying to cap B. Still behind by points, though ahead by caps, I sailed straight on to the B cap and the damaged Große Currywurst there waiting for me... All that was left from both teams now was me and a Monarch on one team and the Currywurst and a New Orleans on the enemy team. So full speed and damn the torpedoes - as there were none - and get into the Circle Of Death with the Currywurst. Again I turned out to be a bit more lucky (and I guess the Monarch managed a hit or two, too) and the Currywurst went down... Cap secured. Now we were ahead 100 points and 2:1 caps... time to hunt the New Orleans, which was busy trying to cap A NO hid behind an island, but got caught by my hydro, which allowed the Monarch to lob some shells at it, so he pulled further back behind the island. I was able to heal a bit (to 20% hp or so) and tried to get around the island to finish the NO off... but right when I had the chance for a clear shot the battle ended... Win by points. Four sinkers, 100k damage done. A cap taken and one secured... and the win secured for my team! I'm really satisfied with this battle. And WoW Stats&Numbers says it was a Super Unicornish 4400 PR performance... for once I agree... I did everything right (for once ) Last battle - Crispy Creme... Two sinkers, 37k damage and a win, but I got sunk again, too... but the team was on the winning side already when it happened.. I should remember that Crispy Creme isn't good at getting too close to enemy BBs.. like.. within 10 klicks or so. Usually ends up very painful... So.. seven battles, five wins makes a nice 71% winrate for the day. 55k average damage and 1.29 kills/battle is okay-ish. And the PR of 2100 says I did good...

Too lazy for screenshot, but from my profile Vampire - 74% winrate (42 battles), 34k average damage, 1.40 average kills Cameltoe - 63% winrate (72 battles), 32k average damage, 1.32 average # of seals clubbed kills Tacobanana - 51% winrate (89 battles), 22k average damage, 1.36 average kills But Abu... the only way to fight the BaBBy Flood tm is to sink them when they are still small... see above... Cameltoe and Vampire are really nice sealclubbers... Every real distinguished Killer Of BaBByseals should at least have one of them.

Had a nice day playing some T8/9 ships today... Ibuki in a T10 domination battle... 11 ships went left, I went right (low visibility can be nice...) but stumbled into half the enemy team and the DBs of the enemy Midway... and got nearly bombed to the bottom of the sea. So for a couple minutes I wasn't able to do much but wait for my heal to come up again and snap some shots at maximum range at the enemies behind me... and wiggle my ship's stern when they were shooting back at me... In the end I only got 33k damage done, but was lucky enough to get three sinkers from it... and a cap assist and a handful cap defenses. WoW Stats&Numbers thinks that's enough for a Unicorn "Personal Rating" but I disagree... wasn't too shabby, but not unicornish Next battle: Mogami in a - tadaa - T10 battle (with three more Mogamis in the battle - making it two per side - against two T10 cruisers and several T10 BBs per team... luverly! The battle ended quite fast for me after doing 13k damage with a nice detonation... ah well, at least I got some flags out of this loss... Time to go for the Fletcher! As expected, in a T10 battle... managed a Cap, but then was overrun by enemies due to not really much help... only 18k damage and an enemy DD sunk, but I got sunk too shortly after... t'was a win though... And now a lone Benson appears. In a... wait for it... T8 battle! With loads of other T8s... Nicely! Domination on Trap with me going for the middle cap. An enemy DD kept me from capping, until I sunk it. An enemy Asashio tried to keep me (and an allied DD) from capping, but we could shoo him away... A bit later I burned down a BB that tried to take MY (!) cap. When I went for the C cap the enemy Tirpitz there got destroyed right when I was in range to shoot at it. And while I was capping and looking for the last enemy alive - the Asashio - the game ended due to us getting 1000 pts. 50k damage, two sinkers and a PR of 2900 which is supposed to be "super unicornish"... ah well.. nah... quite well played, though... Last battle... Crispy Creme on Two Brothers Domination and in a T7 matchup... I was able to annoy enemies a while, but only got 29k damage done and no sinker, before I got BB'd once more.. Battle ended as a win though... So... 5 Battles... 4 Wins... some good, some bad, some ugly games... Business as usual..

As most potatoes use the "shotgun technique of maritime combat" - which is: sail broadside so you can fire as many guns as possible at the enemy - for them aiming is overrated. Just shoot often enough and you will score some hits now and then. And with only "some hits" HE is more effective than AP. What you are talking about is "non-potatoes" which even try to get some aimed hits sometime...

Yeah, she's free and I'll go sealclubbing with the Tacobanana Lima... but I'd rather have the Iwaki Alpha to club some seals... I was a bit too late in the Beta, so I only got the Arkansas Beta Iwaki A with it's 10 km torps... perfect sealclubber...

I don't understand these people saying "BBs spamming HE started with RN BBs" That's utter ox feces... potato BaBBies were shooting HE ever since Beta. It's the easiest way to make damage (and therefor exp) in a BB - no need for proper aim, just shoot in the general direction of the enemy and pray to RNGesus for a fire or four.

Nah, please let all them "FreeXP" ships be T8+ or better T10 Then I won't meet them, when I play my usual T3 to T7

Mediocre day today... as promised, I took my T8+ ships out today. three battles in the Fletcher. 58k average damage and a "Personal Rating" of 1864 at WoWS Stats&Numbers, which seems to say that I didn't totally fu** up. Too bad that in two battles the T10 potatoes potated terribly and the battles were lost. Amagi - two not really good battles. One lost, one won... meh.. Ibuki... only 32k damage and only one sinker, but still a win Bismarck... 64k damage, a sinker (some already near dead DD at 9 km with the secondaries) and a win My Mogami was put in a T10 battle. After some hide and seek I managed 39k damage, no sinker, but a win.. Benson... also not good. Just 22k and a sunk DD, but the team managed to potate even worse than me... Kagero... I just hate that ship. Even if I play good I lose. And when I play bad, I lose, too... but soon I'll be through that wreck of a ship... no T8+ but I wanted to have some fun... Gadjah Mada... somehow it seems I learned how to play this little monster. Only one kill, but 78k damage and I annoyed the hell out of some BBs that didn't want to come close to me... From there I went down to the bottom... Vampire... in a four DD per side game again. With five BBs, a CV and two cruisers thrown in for good measure. And T4 of course... Still came up with a win, 70k damage and 4 sinkers... and alive... Yeah, that was some really nasty sealclubbing... Last battle of the day: a loss in the Crispy Creme. T7 battle and some potato in a Yorck managed to stop right in front of me, making me backpaddle to evade a couple ships shooting at me (of course.. lowtier is always target #1) and after I finally managed to get away from that *§$%!*& a Lyon managed to one-hit me with one salvo from 12 klicks or so... as expected. And of course the potatoes lost the battle... Nonetheless, not too bad a day...

People who got crashed usually don't spam the F-keys while crashed... 100% bot... F-key spam to pretend being "active". Had tons of those su***rs in the other WoW already... too bad you can't kite the enemy bots to the player bots here. In WoW it was always fun to find a bot somewhere when playing a Hunter... aggro some tough mobs (NPC enemies) and kite them to the bot, then use the "Fake Death" skill so they stop attacking you and target the bot instead... ah, those were the times... always be nice and friendly though, and greet that bot with a nice "Ni hao"

fixed that for you

In none, as I don't have any T10 I could use him in... and to be honest, I'm quite underwhelmed by his skillset... Not sure if I even would want to put him in one of my ships...