Deckeru_Maiku

Nope... seen that guy before... and I think I also know the background story for why he's wearing those clothes... And I've seen worse than that anyway... some of those pictures from japanese comic conventions make him look utterly normal ^^ edit: and at least he's no Bronie ^^

I have to admit, I didn't get the Fushun to work for me... kinda like most of the PADDs. 40 battles to get to the next tier and grandfather it with a horrible 40% winrate and only 29k average damage. In the Gadja Mama I got 70% and - also low - 40k... don't know how that works...

Yepp.. the same here... flaming whole teams and single players all the time and not one chatban in my career... Last time I looked I had 3 karma... didn't get more than that for quite a while... and I guess thise 3 points won't stay for long either...

At least when playing my Yubari I *love* 2CV/team games... really... I just love them... all those planes dropping from the sky... adorable...

...and probably too skilled/tough too

117 battles in Fushun 17 enemy ships sunk total 28.31% winrate Guess that's a very long term way to get to T10 *lol*

nah... considering that to play more divisions I would have to play at different times, which is not possible, and that I would have to put a lot more effort into the game, maybe even concentrating on only a few OP ships in which I might manage better stats a bit easier, and that I'm too lazy for that, I guess I just stay my mediocre self. There's always the fact, that there are probably thousands of players that are even worse than me... and that sometimes I even manage to sink or at least annoy a Unicorn in game...

Just proves what I wrote, as even I usually manage not to get planed to death or burned down by DDs... ^^ And yeah, I probably should play more in divisions to up my stats to Unicorn level like everbody else ^^

Yeah, well, sure... can't expect (BB) players to have to use their brains to evade such situations... ^^

Well, on Sicily they invented the good old tradition of vendetta... Normandy still is not really France... The catholic church still is in frenzy every time someone speaks good of the vikings - but.. but.. but they plundered chrurches!!! There's still a signature "Olof was here" (or something like it) on one of the upper ranks of the Hagia Sophia... And the sagas are still epic enough to make movies or computergames based on them.

Been there, done that... though we had the wonderfull world of computer programs being transmitted by TV sound... just record the sound coming out of the speaker with your cassette recorder and put that cassette into your datasette and there you go... a full 250 lines of machine code transmitted as if by magic... ^^ War mir schon klar ^^ Wouldn't have to be a real school uniform... just one to please your posslq* mayhaps... * = say it loud as Posselkuh - only funny for germans I guess... it stands for person of opposite S.x (= Gender) sharing living quarters. But.. but.. .but I don't want just any random geekish underaged-looking schoolgirl uniform clad female...

Too global... Make it 2.5 seconds base + 0.1 sec/mm which would even put the 76mm guns to 10.1 seconds and Your wish is fulfilled...

Not in my battles... no, sir... I'm the one that has to try to carry a sack of potatoes on his shoulders most of the time... and usually fail at it, as I'm no unicorn

And even then the programmers had to cheat hard with the non-player opponents ^^ Though in the early days, when there was not so much oftical "fluff" around and a game had to be challenging so that players considered it "good" it seems more time was spent on making at least halfway intelligent "KI" opponents... As soon as the graphics evolved, and fluff and more fluff became the rule, this seems to have changed... Game KIs don't get more intelligent, they just get more help by the programmers -> cheats Nonetheless even with them cheats the bots in WoWs are very, very easy to counteract... or sometimes because of them cheats. As soon as one learns what to expect, they are just cannonfodder... Oh... btw... any pics of You in a schoolgirl's costume? Wouldn't matter if You're no exception from the meme - lulz could be have anyway ^^

Already was playing my first computer games - on C64 - when You was born. Ah, those times when a copy of Zaxxon made you the target of envious looks...

Yepp... and it's that much more fun to make fun of them or flame them... ^^

ah well, at least still young enough so I could be your daddy ^^

Damn... so you're no short-skirtied underaged geekish schoolgirl anymore? Now all my wet dreams are destroyed... :( They did. By making them bots cheat even more. They were not better, just got even more help and a better instinct for when to run away. And afaik the NA server tumulted over that, with tons of threads claiming CoOp bots being CoOP bots (sorry for the pun) and the change got reversed... Didn't experience it myself, as I usually rarely play CoOp except for some stupid missions - like Dreadnaught daily missions now - because the bots are so effing stupid, it is nearly no challenge to win against them... <- 421 CoOp games - 3 of them lost (one at least due to disconnecting..) So CoOp is utterly boring... Alas, if those bots would be put in the Random battles, they still would make the average skill level of WoWs players rise up some %

A lon, long, long, looooooooooong time ago there already was some suggestion about relating spotting time to the used guns' calibre in mm. Like 0.1 second for every 1 mm So big guns with a big BOOM would be in the 30 seconds+ range, while the 120 mm DD guns would go down to 12 seconds, making DDs and Cruisers disappear faster after they stop firing. Of course this would have been a nerf to WGs most valuable customers - the BB community - and it never was really mentioned again from WG's side... no longer being able to go invisible 20 seconds after firing each salvo would probably have been too devastating to BBs competitiveness... ^^

Marked the important part for You ;)

Sooo... more bunks in gulag get filled? ^^

So you're a lucker... I only got teams full of humies with at least decent skill in CoOp today... But at least the bots seemed to like me enough to throw themselves at me and my Sims (and her torpedoes...) and even getting sunk a couple times didn't break my winning streak.. In fact, even getting torped by a Fiji from my own team (!) - didn't sink me, but resulted in me getting sunk by a bot cruiser seconds later - kept me from winning... and even securing the #2 spot by exp in that battle, as I managed to sink two enemy ships - my bot counterpart and the cruiser that had just sunk me - with torpedoes... Sims is utterly rediculous in CoOp it seems... the bots are completely unable to counter it. And I even only got a 10pt captain on it and the 5.5 km torpedoes... but as bots are unable to torp ships in smoke, storming ahead, taking out a DD coing at you and then sitting in US nearly endless smoke going dakka-dakka-dakka then sending out more torps when ships get too close, is the way to go. Ah well, only four more days, then the Dreadnaught will be mine... and I can spend my time in Random battles again, where I get on the team that has all the players that play worse than the CoOp bots and the enemy team gets all the Unicorns... ^^

Dude, everybody knows that even in roman times the russian and czecho-slovakian navies ruled the mediterranean seas... ^^

& Nahh... it probably will be way too much fun to watch this fiasco from the gallery... So I plan to get all the CVs I've already had until I stopped playing most of them due to me being too dumb to use strafing and exchange them for free exp or whatever... and I'll keep the two T4 CVs I still play once in a while and try to make CV sniping my new hobby... considering the amount of utterly clueless players jumping in CVs then that might turn out hilarious... ^^

hmmmm? Those 24 came from a battle in which a poor little - and probably utterly inexperienced - Hosho was determined to take my Yubari down, throwing everything he had at me... which didn't really turned out to be a good idea... and as he had assistance by a second CV - Langley, I think - only more DBs/TBs were shot down... that Langley learned faster though... only attacked once ^^ And the average planes shot down... well... I have 519 random battles in the Yubari. That means a total of 1770 planes got shot down (including a couple spotter or AA planes). I would assume (!) that at least 50% of those battles were fought without any CVs in them. Which would make that average in battles with CVs to be 6.8 planes... which is one US CV squad or 1.5 IJN CV squads... sounds proper, because when some T4/T5 CV decides to target the Yubari and AA special is up a full bomber squad can fade to dust quite fast... Oh, and if You want to check my CoOp stats I have one (only one..) Yubari battle there and shot down 10 planes in it... ok, bot CV... not able to learn, right ^^