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Deckeru_Maiku

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  1. Deckeru_Maiku

    The Compliment Initiative

    After the first couple games there's no compliment option left, due to all the reports done because of afk teamkilling brainless potatoes met already... Aaaand... all who consider karma important should learn how to play well then... but not too well, else they get reported too by angry losers...
  2. In two different battles today I had @Kartoffelmos and @Aotearas in my teams. @Kartoffelmos could see me eff up hard. @Aotearas had no reason to notice me, as he was busy sinking enemies (getting the #1 slot with four sinkers or so in our win) onagainsee *waves*
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    watch your back Yamatos

    Welll, see it this way: After one has noticed this rear end weakness, people would probably ask how it could happen, if he goes public with it... "Whaaaat? You turned heel and ran and got sternr@ped? Well, you deserved it.." would probably be the nicest comment.. So people rather stay silent about their new found wisdom... And wait for someone else to openly state that he did a "Sir Robin" and had to pay the price... ^^
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    Share your "That didn't just happen" moment from the holidays

    Well, technically he was right, right? ^^ My wtf moment of the day way in a battle in which I played my Kamikaze... Right at the start I made a remark in chat "My oh my, a Yubari and a Texas in each team - fun time for our CVs" or so... hoping that our - T4 - CVs would notice the irony and stay away from these two ships. But of course, as soon as the enemy Yubari was spotted, our Hosho sent both of his torp squads into it's maw... bye bye torp squads *facepalm* After that I got kinda busy, when I tried capping the cap on the other side of the map, stumbling into two enemy DDs... A Leander was right behind me, so I thought I might have a chance... as it turned out, the Leander had little intend to support me, hiding behind an island instead, while I got punished.. with my HP depeleted, one DD shooting at me from one side and the other sitting in smoke in front of me, also shooting at me - and both ignoring the Leander, that finally had come out from it's hiding place - I tried to at least get in a position to stick some torps into the enemy's smoke and maybe with some luck survive to sink it, before goning down myself.. Wishful sinking... of course right when I got close to the smoke a torpedo salvo came at me from behind... Our Leander had probably been unable to see me right between himself and the smoke he was aiming at... no chance to dodge... but at least it wasn't the enemy who sank me, so the Leander got pinked... and sunk by those two DDs a minute later.. And of course when asked why he had torped from the backseat, the answer was "It was your fault!"... *octopus_facepalm*
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    What Were Your Greatest Gaming Achievements Today ?

    Last couple days were ups and downs, and today wasn't that much different, although I managed a nice 64% winrate over 17 battles... Some of there were horrible (with me failing to see the signs of the potatoes right when the battles started, and therefor rushing into unsupported death...) and a few others were nice. I played the last three battles in my Yugumo before grandfathering her with 105 battles and a 52.36% total winrate. I (or rather: my teams) won two of these... After getting my backside kicked - hard! - in the Jean Bart I took a ride in my Richelieu and managed to get a Superunicorn battle rating, with 2 sinkers and 102k damage. The battle ended with a win by points before I could finish off the last surviving enemy BB... As I needed some more DD exp for the PEF mission, I also took my Minekaze for a ride. Some enemy probably thought his Kamikaze was better sealclubbing material, but I guess he was wrong, as it was him who got clubbed... A short while later I had found a nice breach in the enemies' defense and broke through to their two (potato) CVs, sinking both of them. And the end came, when I sunk the last enemy ship - poor litte Isokaze tried to put up a fight... - for our win. Four sinkers, 64k damage, two caps (or so...) - a nice Minekaze battle... I also had a 2 sinkers 102k damage and 2567 Unicornrating battle in my Chung Mu - which ended as a loss nontheless... even my capping of two caps wasn't enough to keep the potatoes in the team from throwing away the victory... *sigh* Still, a good day..
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    literally unplayable

    So your point was, that you fail at mathematics?
  7. Deckeru_Maiku

    changes

    Easy.. it's all about changes
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    Sooo... buy more Santa loot boxes? Are there still ship drops?

    Get milked... Got a small X-mas container from the daily missions the day before yesterday and it transformed in a SC with the Duca d'Aosta in it... Can't say anything about the chances for a Kamikaze/Fujin or Belfast, as I already got those... ^^
  9. I'm okay with everything else you wrote - but this is utter BS. The design of the game makes it so, that all potatoes sooner or later end at T10. The REAL HARD potatoes will stay there in there T10 ships - because #endgamecontent - and potato around... The players who want to play more interesting battles go down to medium tier for that... or to low tier to club some seals.. From my - limited - experience games are more fun and way more competitive than at T10...
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    Tell me WG what about player like this one

    private user profile... yeah, that figures.... thinks damage > winrate... Without any more data I'd guess you play BBs a lot, right? Doing tons of damage, shooting HE at other BBs, not sinking too many ships and not doing anything to win the battle probably? I might be wrong of course, but the indicators are there...
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    Is it possible to meet Dasha in person?

    Wait... What?? Her eyes???? Did you just write "stare at her eyes"? What kind of utter pervert are you to stare at her EYES?
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    changes

    This is at least on the same lyrical level as MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark All the sweet, green icing flowing down Someone left the cake out in the rain I don't think that I can take it 'Cause it took so long to bake it And I'll never have that recipe again Oh no!
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    Tier 8 MM...bragging.

    Yeah, you need some brains when playing T8 BBs at T10 And yeah, some are better suited for it than others... With a bit of map awareness and luck a Bismarck can do very nasty things to a Yamato for example... It helps to play T8 BBs like you would play a cruiser when in a T10 surrounding. Of course that's tough for BB exclusives, who never would touch one of those squishy little cruisers ^^
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    What Were Your Greatest Gaming Achievements Today ?

    nah dude... Schorsch isn't OP - you are just quite good in it ;) sixhundredandthirtythree rocket hits... sixhundredandthirtythree... 633 2019 - The Year of the CVs Rockettrolls I see lots of low tier battles in my future... trying to troll people with Hosho/Langley or trying to not getting trolled in my low tier DDs/Cruisers... I wonder how the Yubari will do under the new rulers (of the sky...)
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    Tier 8 MM...bragging.

    Actually it should be "some DDs and BBs are the least affected..." as some DDs and BBs will s*ck spheroid objects when getting uptiered +2 And for the OP: small sample size... I had quite a few battles in several different T8 ships in which I spanked T10 backsided hard enough to get even more glorious stats than those shown by you... Still having to face T10 in any T8 ship ALL THE EFFING TIME is not really fun... Mostly due to the masses of T10 potatoes you end up with on your team, that follow exclusively the "hug island waifu and try to not get hit" strategy which usually leads to a rockslide loss - like the battle result you show above...
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    My only real aim...

    I ain't good with BBs and usually do low amounts of damage, still manage an okay-ish winrate... just to put my opinion in the right place: UsingHE on the Nelson is utterly fun... especially when shooting at maximum range at anything.. hitting a cruiser to see all those damaged/destroyed modules popping up and setting it on fire each salvo is just fun.. But as soon the range goes to ~10km or so AP is the way to go (except you got a sniff of DD ahead of you... then HE will do for some really nice moments... not for the DD though...) Kinda like with some Cruisers... HE is nice for fire etc. but when that enemy Cruiser is showing broadside then AP = citadels... Knowing what to use when helps a lot...
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    Tell me WG what about player like this one

    Hmmmmm... seems you're doing something wrong there, but can't put the finger on it... mostly because I can't get myself to play to the heap of crap that is called Queen "I am an utter wreck" Elizabeth.. My stats in it look very much like yours above... only worse... ^^ QE (T6) 44.44% winrate / 32k av.damage / 0.67 sinkers per game... compared to Warspite (T6) 55.91% wr / 48k av.dam / 0.98 sinkers/game Nelson (T7) 56.25% wr / 48k av.dam / 0.8 sinkers/game (damage on the low side, but that's a problem I have with all BBs) Duke of York (T7) 69.23% wr / 43k av.dam / 0.54 av. sinkers... (only 13 battles though; small sample size makes no good statistics) So... it's probably the ships, not You who is to blame ;)
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    changes

    yes. Or maybe... no. Definately maybe...
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    My only real aim...

    If you get either of these ships do yourself a favour and take it into CoOp battles first and go deliberately after your bot counterpart... Them bots usually are oblivious to a thread coming from the broadside, so make sure to have your guns loaded with AP and give them a good spanking. Look in awe as - when done from ~10km or so - your target evaporates in a cloud of smoke and fire... Then try to remember that sight for when you play random battles... you don't want to be that cloud of smoke and fire!
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    Tier 8 MM is a slap to the face

    But... didn't they already "fix it" by reversing the order in which the MM assembles teams? Which is the reason, why there's now so many battles in which the often only CV finds itself in a +2 battle - as in T6 CV in battle with T8 BBs and Cruisers - which probably is great fun for that CV... On a more serious account: I didn't notice any great change at all. Still in T10 battles with myT8s often, but I don't care that much, except for the more vital problem, that the number of T10 potatoes increases potentially in T10 battles
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    Tell me WG what about player like this one

    Oh... my... dear.... RNGesus.... *octopus facepalm* 2562 battles in Tripitz... 34.58% winrate... ooookay... 1269 average (!!!) damage... that's about what a Tripitz does when You press W at the start of the battle, point her bow to about somewhere without any island in the way and go to the kitchen to have an extended breakfast, to come back to a lost battle and seeing how much damage your secondaries did...
  22. What if there is just no incentive whatsoever to make me want to "change my culture"? 'Cause I like my culture, thank you very much, and don't see any need to change it into something that sounds utterly stupid, like having to play an online game and trying to drop all my personal interest for the better of "the team" - which is a group of random players that I don't know and also don't have any intend to get to know... In fact, there already should be the one and only final "incentive" for any player of a competitive online game: TO WIN OR NOT TO WIN, THAT IS HERE THE INCENTIVE! (Sorry Shakespeare..) As it is now, there is probably too much credits and exp given to a losing team, so every potato can die or bot it's way up to the final goal - being a T10 potato - and not enough reward for just "doing your effing job and winning the game"
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    What Were Your Greatest Gaming Achievements Today ?

    Ah... okay... thanks for the explanation.
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    Tell me WG what about player like this one

    My mothertongue is german, but there's no way I would allow anyone to drag me to the german forum, with all those germans posting there... way too much nitpicking and utter stupidity there for my taste. Add to that, in every online game I've played the english forum was used by most of the european players so it usually was more THE european forum. And to the OP: I'm with you... players like that shouldn't be allowed to make the game a pita for all those - sometimes even barely marginal - better players. But there have been way too many ideas posted on this forum already and WG has shown utterly no interest in changing anything, as it probably would hurt their income. So posting here will not change a bit - the only way WG could get pressured into any change would be people leaving this game in large numbers... and not for a couple days, but for a couple months at least. Won't happen though...
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    What Were Your Greatest Gaming Achievements Today ?

    then I have no effing idea where that Supercontainer came from... wasn't one one the two containers I got for exp today... I always open those immediately and both were just normal containers anyway... ah well, it's not the first container I can't explain why I got it anyway ^^ - guess I should pay more attention to WG news and stuff ^^
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