Deckeru_Maiku

I heard it burns well...

Nope, but I will try to have as much fun as possible making the lives of those players who do grind them as horrible as possible. ^^

Got accused of aimbotting after citadelling a turning Hindenburg with my Richelieu at 21 klicks or so... I didn't try to explain that it was just a lucky guess hit ^^

My personal bests today: Standard Battle in Vampire... all non DD ships (and two DDs) on my team managed to get sunk within 10 minutes. Four.. no three... no two DDs left. Against six enemy ships. And a bit later it was me vs. five enemy ships, including two DDs... Result was a loss, but I managed a Kraken, 73k damage done and only three enemy ships still alive... and I got 100 exp more than the #1 player on the winning team. Second best battle: Krispy Kreme in a T7 Standard battle. Didn't sink a single ship. And I only did 27k damage. But 11 capping resets against three enemy cruisers in our cap allowed my team to win by capping ^^ Oh, all those near misses those three cruisers had against me... ^^

Easy solution: play low tier DDs (T3 or 4) where you can only meet the quite useless T4 CVs.

I want Ocean map back for ALL tiers. It should come up at least every four battles or so... and I want it to have Epeencenter battle mode! The lulz I would have seeing people panic and whine in chat... ^^

The only thought I have about russian BBs is, how it is possible to put so heavy guns on ships made out of paper... ^^

This isn't really funny, as I'm on your M-in-law's side here... italian pizza is cool, american style pizza is sh*t ^v^

And then there are still people asking for the implementation of submarines... would anybody here trust WG to get the mechanics right for them? Not me...

Once in a while - or lately quite often - I manage to aquire a day of premium through in game missions. As soon as that happens, I find myself no longer in my chosen harbour, but in the "premium harbour". Okay, I can live with that... usually I switch back to my usual harbour nonetheless... But - and this is a big but - as soon as the premium time ends - usually after 24 hours - I find myself in a different harbour again. Right now, it's some russian one I wouldn't want to set foot in even if I would get paid for it... so I have to switch to my harbour of choice again. Until there's some patch... and - das ist ein Bingo - I end up in some backwater harbour again... So please WG, PLEASE (!!!) stop effing with my choice of harbour. I do chose it for some reason. I don't want to be forced to re-chose it again and again and again when it should be easily programmable to just swap to the premium harbour and then back to my usual choice when premium ends. And I don't want to be forced to see those new artistic harbour versions. Yes, you sure are proud of what you managed to build there... but most of the time I'm just effingly uninterested in them. So... don't touch my effing harbour!

No, what most DDs do for fun is trying their best to do some spotting, but then get frustrated and commit seppuku when BBs and Cruisers - but mostly BBs - ignore the spotted targets.. ^^

There's tons of premium DDs at lower tiers into which you can put them 19 pt captains... though usually a 10 pt captain is good enough to club some seals and annoy T4 CVs ^^

In the last couple days I played my low/medium tier DDs quite often. And most games had CVs in them. Didn't bother me much, even when the CVs on my team turned out to be utterly useless... What bothered me were all those blobbing baBBies that, out of fear of CVs, decided to stay in a big ugly blob far away from where they would have been useful. So usually, even when I spotted half the enemy team, they were way to far away to shoot at the enemy and way too frightened to move closer to the enemy due to invincible plane shooting CVs... Yes, usually it's BBs that survive long in a battle. Nearly as long as CVs nowadays... mostly because they are so far away from the enemies, that they can win the battle by capping without even getting close to the frightened bloBBies.

But he's probably one of the few for whom it works... I mean, considering the amount of utterly useless CVs we see in the game recently... even worse than before the "workout".

Isn't that Jingles special skill? "Not being useful"? scnr

It's not "how" - it is "which DD should I play" Try - Vampire - Isokaze - Smith and you might have tons of fun...

Even though the CV rework is pure and utter bollocks I rather play the game with than without CVs. Especially in my Yubari and Jean Bart ^^

Nope... I play at the moment only an hour or two a day. So usually the premium is gone when I play the next day.. not much use in that.. And at the moment Premium is bad anyway, 'cause as soon as it is over, my proud japanese ships end up in an ugly russian harbour (until I switch it again...) ^^

1. Krispy Kreme - dakka-dakka all day long... would just love to have a spotter plane for it... that extra range would make for even better Rainbows Of Blazing Love tm 2. Yubari - with so many T4 CVs around right now, the Yubari is the way to go to annoy the everlasting sh*t out of all those "I want to be a sealclubbing CV" wannabes... 3. Zao - it's like the Furry Taco, only better... 4. Vampire - do I really have to explain why? 5. Katori / Mikasa / Itchy Suzie / Furry Taco - each of them could have that spot...

I don't get any tokens, as there's nothing I would want to buy with them.

Yesterday I had reason again to feel terribly dirty... Took my Isokaze for a ride with her dedicated 10 pt captain... Many seals got clubbed... six in total... 108k damage done... and I was one of the two survivors in a game that was won... Soo... if WG ever thinks about nerfing the Kamikaze - like by putting her up a tier - I think I can manage to survive that ^^

Yubari... you can only meet T4 CVs and most of the players in them don't have an effing clue what they have to do... ^^

It's about russian navy.. so it's neither side for me, as the russian navy had no glory and probably no honor either...

The reason for that is easy: Intelligence is a limited resource. With such a high rise in numbers of humans, this limited amount has to be divided up into more, but smaller portions. So... if one was lucky enough to be born around.. like... 1960 or so - like me - the amount of intelligence one got at birth is way higher than the amount anyone born past the year 2000 got. The above is proven by the number of people with genius level in different sciences in historical times. Nowadays there are only few real geniusses around, and they usually only manage to be very good at a very specialised part of a field of science.. By 2250 or so the average human will only be about as intelligent as an mouse...

How does she do it? How can she keep so serious during this video even though it's full of the most outragous ox feces I've seen in years.... Is she on drugs? Has she been hpnotized? Or is she as "patriotic" as the WG staff (meaning: as far away from realism as the moon is from the sun)? What do You think?