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txtspeak

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    The average player

    7-8. I've had the misfortune of never seeing one of those noob battleship drivers sailing in straight lines
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    Dear Wargaming, please fix ranked!

    1 aircraft carrier, 16 battleships, 5 cruisers, 5 destroyers this is my queue right now. are you ABSOLUTELY sure thats the best thing
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    Ship Nicknames

    Armpitz > derpitz torpitz and any other nicknames for that ship
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    Ship Nicknames

    Armpitz
  5. every time I press that to battle button I lose a star (unless im at rock f***ing bottom) occasionally I have win spikes that repeatedly take me to 1 win away from rank 15 and irrevocable, but NOPE! I know the matchmaker isnt rigged and I am getting a butt-tonne of conformation bias but I swear the AI does NOT want me to get that second rank flag
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    Engine crew

    I actually just learned something recently about our favourite german battleship not in game bismarck. Apparently 200 of the engine room crew came direct from the recently sunken karlsrhuin. interesting huh?
  7. Hey guys, Imagine lemasive or skybuckflying had made this thread, exactly the same title and OP how would you post if it was him posting this
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    If everyone dissapeared

    ok, so imagine a scenario where your at home playing world of warships and suddenly, everyone in the entire world dissapeared. you were completely free but also completely alone and responsible for yourself. what do you do. now the first thing I would do was find a car with an automatic gearbox (dont know how to drive so i just find one that drives like a go-kart) and drive up to the theme park about a mile from my home (not gonna tell which one) and play with some oversized toys (break all the rollercoasters)
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    problems.

    suddenly I have 4000 ping. need I say more? EDIT: now I have negative 35 ping, WAHT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!?!?! EDIT2: ok everythings fine now for some reason
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    Craft your own crazy OP ship

    naw I got the best one. Cleveland with the AA of the hindenburg The firing arcs of the russian cruisers the fire rate of the gearing the fire chance of the wyoming and finally quintuple long lance launchers
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    Craft your own crazy OP ship

    Cleveland with 20km range. best cruiser in game
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    Some interesting info around the world

    probably too much effort for them if they can see that the community has done the hard work for them. I'd rather they officially removed it but really I can't blame 'em
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    What are the "stereotypes" for each nation?

    nein I say NEIN!!!! MEIN GOTT SHEISSA NEIN!!!! russians OP? PAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH, when i die to a russian ship (unless im an IJN DD against a gunboat) I feel fukin embarrassed lol
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    ShipComrade's 1 Year Anniversary EU Giveaway

    it was at that moment, txtspeak knew... he already had all of the ships available for the giveaway MOTHERFU
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    What are the "stereotypes" for each nation?

    USN BBS have usually an all or nothing armour package that someone else will explain
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    Random Nonsense Video

    AAAAH MY IQ!!! oh wait it was absurdly low anyway...
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    BREXIT: No Royal Navy on worldofwarships.EU ?

    would pay to watch that regardless
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    BREXIT: No Royal Navy on worldofwarships.EU ?

    I dont vote out of spite for the EU. I just wanna fuckin watch the world burn XD im such a sadist lol also, Brexit has triggered food for thought in other countries in the EU, although unlikely, if another country like spain or france leaves then yes it absolutely will crumble
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    Ship captain

    no you do get another ARP slot. a temporary one so that if you remove the ARP commander by assigning them a ship you then the slot dissapears
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    If everyone dissapeared

    I'd live on board HMS belfast. sinker of scharnhorst lol
  21. most people dont bother evading. I get a consistent 40-50K damage in the cleveland usually
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    Ship captain

    you can only put ARP captains on ARP ships. meaning you gotta get that 300 or however many hits and get the ship. also select the yokosuka port because otherwie they will be invisible
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    BREXIT: No Royal Navy on worldofwarships.EU ?

    did anybody else vote brexit just to watch the EU burn?
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