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txtspeak

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    Just gonna post this here.

    Considering that nachi actually translates into Nazi, its probably pretty good we dont have too many of them around... *Cough* PC *Cough*
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    Roleplay

    [iC: Hensou] "I think we ought to be a bit more covert... the last thing we need is to get more of your people caught up in this mess"
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    Roleplay

    [iC: Hensou] "Oh absolutely! Remember, the 7 archmages were all sentenced to exile from the moon, and because they're so conceited and arrogant they don't know there are other habitable worlds out there. for how advanced they are they really aren't all that... advanced..." [iC: Conrad] "*Ahem*! beer please!" *Hensou passes the Koppaberg back to Conrad*
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    Roleplay

    [iC: Hensou] "Nope" *smiles weakly* "And any hope of convincing them that you have not strayed into an "Impure area" may be abandoned now, if they were to find that out now that would be the end of their political careers. No. the only way we can really get through this is to bring all 7 archmages together and fight them head on."
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    Roleplay

    [iC: Hensou] *Shrugs* "They're the purity enforcers. they like to think of themselves as galactic police but since they spend all their time within that protective bubble over the lunar capital, they don't realise the moon is more or less the only "Pure" place out there. *Grabs Conrad's Koppaberg bottle and takes a sip] [iC: Conrad] "Oi old man! I thought you said ghosts didnt drink."
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    Roleplay

    [iC: Conrad] cheers!
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    Roleplay

    [iC: Conrad] *Chuckles lightly* "How did I know that, you look completely like a vodka person."
  8. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHMAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHTOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Insert space battleship yamato 2199 theme*
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    Roleplay

    [iC: Conrad] "I'll take a koppaberg please." [iC: Hensou] "I'm a ghost, I don't drink" *chuckles*
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    Roleplay

    [OOC] going to the racing so I wont be available for the rest of today. also who here saw the flashbang coming?
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    Roleplay

    [iC: Hensou] "I don't know, they only found us before because they've been monitoring me. as long as we have sufficient time to find cover we should be safe, they dont want to spend too long on earth for fear of becoming "impure" [iC: Conrad] "That flashbang will give us... 5 minutes at most? Tatiana, didn't you have a bar or a whatever we can hide-away?"
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    Roleplay

    [iC: Conrad] "NOW!!!!" *Throws the cylinder.* *The flashbang explodes with a Blinding white flash and screeching sound (those who play CS:GO know) leaving the 5 Moon dwellers dazzled clutching their ears and groaning in pain* "Everybody run!" [iC: Hensou] "Stay together! we must escape somewhere not monitored!"
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    Roleplay

    *Conrad raises hand, Hensou lowers the shield* "Ready..." *Whispers* *Pulls something off the top of the cylinder and lifts it to his head pretending to drink*
  14. txtspeak

    So, what are you bringing to ranked?

    Scharnhorst is by far the best tier 7 Battleship, I regularly kick the sh!t out of Nagatos and Colorados.
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    Nerf Torpedos

    Incorrect(ish) well... at least by british standards. Even after that one torp, the ship could still fight, move and float (even if it could only move in circles) its combat efficiency was still nearly at 100% and it took multiple other torps (from battleships incidentally) with absolutely no effect
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    To much fire`?

    but its funny
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    To much fire`?

    For the sake of being disgusting, I think I'll leave this here...
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    User profiles

    I sexually Identify as a Dreadnought battleship thank you very much
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    what is the point of Divisions?

    gotta agree with this dude here m8.
  20. txtspeak

    zfirewyvern is my daddy OwO

    I didnt know you were a cat
  21. txtspeak

    How is your S.DRAGON mission going?

    Finally got it. then I realised I just wanted the dragon flags
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