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CptBarney

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    Remove Random bundles

    Amendment B. Community has asked for yoshis cake to be confiscated under due process of sillyness, that is Amendment B. *angreh noises* OORDA! orda! the noes on da left 1050quintillion the eyes on da roight 2 trillion. Da eyes have it da eyes have it! UNLOCK! *moar angreh noises* ORDAAA!
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    CV Rework Discussion

    Ye, but i have been getting a lot of cruiser heavy game recently with a lot of dd’s sooo, that means pretty low potential damage. Coupled with a team that doesnt take pride in fart sniffing and glue smelling, means big no no to damage. Not that i mind doe.
  3. Price is bloody steep doe. *slides next to leo* now *whispers* if i could have a version with invincibility for 30 secs which pops radar for 60’s when ship drops below 20% and prints out a vladivostockings in healing for 120k then its a done deal. *puff of blue smoke appears and vanishes*
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    CV Rework Discussion

    @Sunleader surprised you havent played miss midway yet. also not enuff games in miss hosho mandatory 50 games or ill get sleepy caggi chan to eat dem pancakes again.
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    ☆ WG's secret and El2aZeR true identity ★

    *starts screaming* *prepares to summon the lord and almighty saviour nuesis*.
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    ST - changes to Sansonetti and test ships

    She will pen more armour and should have less floaty shells maybe. although turrets are only as armoured as nurnberg i think. better than nothing i guess.
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    ☆ WG's secret and El2aZeR true identity ★

    Manadatory post, cus i hate odd numbers lol.
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    CV Rework Discussion

    Shame that we might not have miss akagi the werid fox yanderen (yuno still queen) in teh game. seems like a combo of both, but im not surprised with how fragile her planes are too be honest.
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    ☆ WG's secret and El2aZeR true identity ★

    Well...i wasnt too far off lol. almost complete now need da conway. trying to draw my female saiyan as well on da train. Will post more stuff later lol.
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    Game crashed, scoreboard facepalm

    guess shes not so terrible afterall. must of been a yard sale on superglue this week or something.
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    CV Rework Discussion

    Yay getting above 56% winrate in fatway! although smoll damage numbers have dropped doe... (three games with only dd’s and light cruisers and a few bb’s too farm doesnt help along with decent teammates breath in the enemies general direction and they die). oh well. will aim for 400 games with her.
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    ☆ WG's secret and El2aZeR true identity ★

    So conway and rose maybe a few comments from caggi chan, zemmy, mtm, molly, lossi, crysantos, minia, ecavatus, allied winter, bear nessecities, pikko and a few others. ill be at smelly uni for loike 3-4hrs so wont be bak till around 5 or 6pm depending if toineh teachers take ten years to kill us with boredom. oh and nuesis wants jam biscuits today.
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    Petition to remove the "provide antiaircraft cover"

    In my kraken game with miss jean bart our enterprise moved up really close and ended up getting balans by kronstahdy (or whatever its called) after which i managed to citadel due to their being a dead ship he decided showing broadside was clever lol. Either way he also tried putting fighters down over us despite it doing sod all as per usual and he ended up second from bottom while i ended up top of the list (enemy miss lexi only came 4th lol). See quite a few cv's who just drop fighters over peeps and not focus on damage dealing (both sides). Also trying to damage with miss midway when you only have two bb's and the rest of the ships are low hp dd's and/or light cruisers. did 48k damage, still came first lol.
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    ☆ WG's secret and El2aZeR true identity ★

    Eh, there is/was a mod in the recently browsing so not sure if this topic will be locked (hope not lol i like this thread). MrConway is Rose dinkinson confirmed.
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    Smolensk.

    Everytime wargaming tried to nerf a premium it was met with severe backlash resulting in either refunds (superpershing) or cancellation of nerfs (gulio cesare). So yeah wargaming pretty dont touch premiums with direct nerfs and only global nerfs so far.
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    4 x CV’s in Tier X Battle

    Forgot about directives, probs explains it.
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    4 x CV’s in Tier X Battle

    Is CV population going up again? Although i suspect its just one of those out of the blue things. (i have the Q above so i can fantasise about yorkie being added in).
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    CV Rework Discussion

    It's a shame that flooding mechanics were changed along with rates of flooding. It means torpedoes aren't as deadly as they could be but eh, thats my one man opinion weegee will listen to huge silent majority that seldomly comes onto the forums and engages in constructive critism. Oh well.
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    Nerf Smolensk

    True, den miss moscow, Tsar and Projekt 260 can finally be added in! could you imagine an rpg version of this game where you beat the boss and it drops ships and/or ship parts of various rarity?
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    Nerf Smolensk

    Just dont go on thr ru forums, open a topic using a decent english to russian translator and use any of the suggestions in this thread ranging from zombie heal dd’s to miss moscow and her fat 490mm gunz. Oh i wasn’t surpossed to say that? how terrible
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    ☆ WG's secret and El2aZeR true identity ★

    @Yoshanai lol he responded with the same gif that he used when someone guy was saying vlad has 73k hp with basic hull. @LOZFFVII Oh that and moar, this thread is test bed for weriding out wargaming. Sub thread for ultimate salt generation. @El2aZeR *throws blanket over body* its ok...everything will be fine *puts bottle of bleach in front of el2azer*. *pats on back* @Rose_Dikinson and your response missy?
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    Nerf Smolensk

    I could imagine 15% bufffs to the usual camos stats, plus a new consuamble called ‘red vodka’ that gibs invincibility for 45 secs and 20% to heals (even if it doesn’t have one). balans!
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    Nerf Smolensk

    Balansgrad got balansed by a smollbalans with no krembalans. guess gulag for the op and buffs for all three.
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    Nerf Smolensk

    Buff them for extra salt
  25. You should see world of warcraft screens, for someone who really likes info i have no clue myself how they manage to fill 80% of the screen with stats and addons. nevermind read the bloody thing at once, might try watching youtube vids at a faster pace to kerp muh brain going.
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