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Well, I never found teenagers to be particularly intelligent, least of all my teenage self. Satire is fine and funny stereotypes are just that, but they have to be novel, not just rehashed ones. I do have to thank the Catholic Church for forcing my ancestors to become bankers, now I reap the benefits and conform entirely to my religious stereotype.

It is never appropriate to use any of those words, even if you are livid. Never have I heard anyone utter them randomly because they were mad. This is all standard edgelord behaviour, using slurs because you think it is cool. It just shows the lack of intelligence of anyone using these words...

I am also mystified how people can watch Twitch streams in any way or watch the majority of WoWs videos nowadays. When I want information on something in-game, I ask my clanmates first, read a review on the Daily Bounce if it is a ship, then mayhaps watch a video if I have no other choice. I just pray and hope I catch Flamu saying something valuable and not get stuck listening to the same rehashed vitriol over and over again. And if even a bit of what LWM has revealed about the CC program is true in regards to how ''competitive'' it is, I have the strong suspicion that WG created Flamu's entire ''character'', as if he was a premium ship with a gimmick...

When he was still the OG WoWs shitposter, maybe. Now he is just a Denarmo with infrequent uploads. ''Removed'' describes the entire WoWs community perfectly though, you just forgot to add ''fat and sweaty with a dash of political incorrectness''.

Exactly this. Trenlass sounds like a poor man's Flambass, who is already a poor man's Flamu... Not that I am blessed with a great knowledge of Twitch streamers.

It is just like my old man always says: ''Numbers don't lie, but liars know how to do math.'' Except they don't, in this case.

Surprised that no one mentioned the fact yet that the MM disclaimer is in fact (or most likely) a leftover from when this was still a clan-related gamemode in the first couple iterations, in which they were matched according to prior wins (and you were even assigned a global ranking!). This MM discussion has come up every time since the mode was opened up to not be clan-exclusive. I personally think the chance is higher that WG forgot to remove the MM mention again than that they made a MM good enough to match divs of varying compositions and sizes in a fair way. You can have a full three-man div with a CV against a team of randoms with no CV, after all.

As far as I know, you can get the camouflage for Hayate from the Distant Voyages crates, not Hayate itself. Don't give WG any ideas (that they probably already had!)

I can't believe it. This is actually a dream come true and a perfect fit for a collab! Especially looking forward to the voiceovers.

Wasn't that a screenshot from the Brawl queue, which usually matches clans on a basis of the amount of wins they have? Which wasn't even active in that version of Brawl, which was the 8v8 where a team of randoms could meet a full clan team? As far as I know, those versions of Brawl and Clan Battles are the only times WG has tried to ''match by skill'', in their way.

Jolly good to finally meet you in battle, old chap! You did very well in your Lightning, despite your team's performance. I didn't get to show the full potential of the Minnesota, but she is definitely one of my favourite ships at the moment. Very excited for Vermont when she releases. And don't worry: next time we meet, I will be the designated div DD, and we shall have a contest between gentlemen, either on opposite sides or working for a common cause. P.S: My friends list and PMs are always open for people, so if you want to play, just shoot me a message when I am online :)

Two incidents come to mind. One of them was yesterday. 86 HP Baltimore getting a ram kill on my 45k HP Ingis Purgatio, despite the best effort from me, my division and my team to kill him. We actually joked about him being a bot beforehand since he didn't bother to angle or evade damage in any way. The second and older incident is being dev struck from full health in my Kirov by a Colorado. That is my first and only Kirov game to date. Normally I am the person that gets super lucky, but when I am not, it goes horribly wrong.

Well, he did not send the third wave, and you could call that cautious (He should have acted more aggressively, he should have struck at the shore facilities, he should have done more damage) or sensible (No overabundance of fuel, intensifying American AA that actually took down quite some planes in the second wave, not knowing where the American carriers were, planes having to land at night, which would have been a novelty, belief in the fact that the Americans were already out of action for quite some time). It's easy to judge mistakes in the past from the present and point them out, but acting on them with the information at hand at that point in history is an entirely different thing. To clarify, I am not defending Nagumo. I am just saying that the criticism can be seen from different perspectives. I am more than okay with either of them as a CV commander for the IJN, basically.

I mean, either of them would do nicely for a CV commander. Honestly, I would blame him for Midway, which is something he could have avoided if the IJN somehow ditched the idea of scouting with aircraft launched from cruisers... And if we go by combat record, shouldn't we disqualify some of the existing special commanders? Lütjens accomplished little of note. Halsey and Cunningham both made mistakes that could have been disastrous. Point being: either Nagumo or Ozawa would do, and neither should be excluded on the basis of faults made whilst in command.

Chuichi Nagumo would be the person you are looking for. He was in command of the Kido Butai (Mobile Force/carrier group) between Pearl Harbor and the Battle of the Santa Cruz Islands, third-in-command of the IJN as a whole behind Kondo and Yamamoto. As for buffed skills, Improved Engines (plane speed) could work. Not sure what perks would be good.

Most likely. There are about 5-10 premiums above T5 that I don't have (excluding retired ships).

I consider myself pretty lucky with RNG, and the Summer Sale didn't disappoint. Managed to get Azuma and Nikolai from the Christmas crates. Now I'm saving up for Vampy, maybe the Atlanta camouflage.

Oh, I am crying really hard right now. From laughter, that is. Either you genuinely have a problem with this or you are the worst troll in human history. Count yourself lucky you were not here when "Poi!" was still a popular meme...

1. It is WG that chooses whatever headers their news articles have, and since we are not part of WG, we don't get to force them on you :) 2. You can turn off all anime content so you don't have to deal with it. 3. You seem to espouse some pretty strong opinions about who "should" and "shouldn't" watch anime. I will confess that I have a neck AND a beard, so you are correct in that regard.

Absolutely no one: "The world is ablaze, CVs have entered CBs, but degenerate anime stuff in my glorious boat game is my most pressing concern!" P.S: Please remove weeb stuff, WG. I don't want my wallet to suffer any longer

I thought Sprint and normal Ranked worked the same way in that regard. You learn something new every day, thanks!

You get a star for a victory, but you always start with one star when you reach the next rank. So it looks like you gained two.

Actually, WG owns everything on your account, even the things you bought. So they reserve the right to change it whenever they feel like it. Fairly certain you can find that in the terms of service or something. Every company likes to protect itself from legal action when they end up doing something questionable.

I got my DD damage record yesterday! I think I am doing really well for a former BB main (and relatively new player). Udaloi is quickly becoming my new favourite ship in the game.

Update on my cursed Kiev: After six straight losses, my lucky seventh game was the best one yet! I should probably mention it was also my first ever draw... So now my winrate is still 0%.