xxNihilanxx

This strikes me as just a way to get rid of the warehouse full of premium CVs that they never sold.

SSDD.

Upon further consideration I realised you may as well go for it. With Brexit looming, Trump in the White House and Boris Johnson set to be the next UK Prime Minister it is obvious that humanity has already jumped the shark. Einstein famously once said that "God does not play dice with the universe" but it is becoming increasingly evident that he does play practical jokes.

If you're our last hope then, I think we can all agree, we are beyond screwed.

This thread was so laughable that it broke the entire forum. Honestly, mate, I have more chance of becoming an international diplomat...

Thanks for that, mate, I needed a good laugh!

Why bother when, as multiple CV players have already said, it's easier to just stop playing CVs now they are no longer super-easy-mode. It's no fun now as they can no longer pretend to themselves that they are better players than they actually are.

@Crysantos This is getting beyond a joke now, mid-tier games are infested with the sodding things. How could you guys not see this coming when you offered money as a reward?

@Crysantos It looks like some of them have updated their naming convention.

Yeah, that was probably it.

Checks pockets... Searches through all the drawers... Looks down the back of the sofa... Nope. Can't find any sympathy anywhere!

Lol, ten minutes in and he had, what, three other team mates left? No wonder the streamer was raging.

I did less than 9K damage in a Grozovoi match last night on Hotspot (the four-cap configuaration). Sailed through C, shot down a few planes that were attacking my division mate, got a few shots into a Khaba, capped their home spawn (accidentally while lining up a torp drop on a Yama that he managed to avoid) and the game finished cos the enemy team were horrible and we just walked all over them. It happens, mate, even decent players don't get monster games all the time. Please note, however, the distinct lack of a "Grozovoi Unplayable" thread on the forums this morning.

Did he get any defence ribbons? As far as I am aware defence damage also counts for greater XP rewards than "standard" damage.