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thiextar

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  1. We're an English speaking community of experienced players who always play to win. Eager to learn from our mistakes, our goal is to form a steadily improving clan that has the potential to challenge the established elite clans all whilst maintaining a 'casual-competitive' environment. Essentially, we are a group of above average casual players that aim to excel in Clan Battles and have a lot of fun in a great community along the way. Therefore, we currently seek competent players that meet or exceed the clan average in order to expand the clan roster and make a push for Hurricane league this season or next. Whilst we do hope to have you onboard soon we have a few requests of you! Our requirements are as follows: • Minimum PR of 1800 • Minimum win rate of 58% • Conversational English • Discord and working microphone • A sense of humour • A willingness to learn, improve and be a team player! What we can offer you: • We offer a friendly, welcoming and relaxed atmosphere. Training and CB attendance isn't compulsory. We understand that real life comes first. We will always remain a group of above average casual players seeking to excel in competitive. • Good laughs and great banter! • Training and feedback • Divisions most evenings • A spot in our potato family and Clan Battles! • A multinational clan roster, including contingents from across Europe and Asia! How to join: • Join our Discord server and introduce yourself • Contact one of our recruiters • Apply directly through the in-game clan browser Our Discord server can be found at: https://discord.gg/BkYJGdu Each applicant will be assessed on a case by case basis so if you meet the PR requirement but don't meet the required win rate and are interested then please don't hesitate to contact one of our recruiters. We look forward to hearing from you! Action Stations Potatoes!
  2. Alright, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh-water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
  3. I am an enchanter. There are some who call me...Tim.
  4. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
  5. Please. This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who...
  6. Brave Sir Robin ran away. Bravely ran away away. When danger reared it's ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Brave Sir Robin turned about and gallantly he chickened out...
  7. You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with...a herring!
  8. We're sorry to bother you at such a time like this, Mrs. Twice. We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then.
  9. Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
  10. Truth hurts... maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing... but it hurts.
  11. Brave Sir Robin ran away. Bravely ran away away. When danger reared it's ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Brave Sir Robin turned about and gallantly he chickened out...
  12. Please. This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who...
  13. Looks like the cows have come home to roost.
  14. Truth hurts... maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing... but it hurts.
  15. Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished.
  16. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
  17. Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
  18. Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished.
  19. It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
  20. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
  21. On second thoughts, let us not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.
  22. We're sorry to bother you at such a time like this, Mrs. Twice. We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then.
  23. Please. This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who...
  24. Brother Maynard - bring forth the holy hand grenade!
  25. Brave Sir Robin ran away. Bravely ran away away. When danger reared it's ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Brave Sir Robin turned about and gallantly he chickened out...
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