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@SmokinSerj Smokin....
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It has left an imprint in my soul. I know it has been buffed more often than a pimps car. Because it direly needed it.
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Not sure if alcohol is healthier.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_principle Possible ways to deal with it Accept the fact that you're not skilled enough to advance and stop playing ranked for the season. Git gud. There is a plethora of advice and how-to guides available. If you have specific questions, you can also ask here. Just farm your wins for steel/gold until reset. Stay in bronze nex time
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When does WG plan to stop Abuse off Sub attack Planes
Karkong_the_Impaler replied to Wingoka's topic in General Discussion
Nah, it's more of a facepalm moment. -
What's the point of damage control party?
Karkong_the_Impaler replied to BigEelis's topic in General Discussion
It's a arcade game with arcade gameplay. That is all there is to it. I mean... how does removing a ping work in the first place. Is someone coming with a mop and a bucket of water to wash it off? So, live with it. And bitching about fires and whatnot as a BB while being able to devstrike CA/CL is positively ridiculous. This is the required counter against the scourge of BBabies. -
When does WG plan to stop Abuse off Sub attack Planes
Karkong_the_Impaler replied to Wingoka's topic in General Discussion
I try to type slowly: ASW planes do not spot. You only can see AA fire, which can be turned off. Calling other people idiots while you make these asinine claims is amusing. And does not shed a favourable light on you. -
Bit inflated, because I used to stack the flags to get the most free exp.
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Don't do this.
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What's the point of damage control party?
Karkong_the_Impaler replied to BigEelis's topic in General Discussion
Let me guess. BB main? Edit: Who would have thunk.... -
What Were Your Greatest Gaming Achievements Today ?
Karkong_the_Impaler replied to Hanszeehock's topic in General Discussion
Yeah, I know, submersible scum. But 3k+ base exp still look good. And Gato can print these results, as you're spotting quite a lot. Also, screaming and kicking: Wouldn't have worked without a few people taking heart and actually helping. Kudos to the Vampire. -
Italian cruisers are intentionally that bad?
Karkong_the_Impaler replied to Fede15thPzDiv's topic in General Discussion
What are we talking about here? A coop main is too bad to make italian CA work and in a hissy fit of national rage chooses to complain about this in the forum, trying to tell everyone just how deadly those high tier bots are? Man, it's an arcade game with arcade game choices for gameplay. Some are bad, some are good, some are idiotic - homing torpedos anyone? Hydro and radar that goes through islands, carrier fighter planes that can spot and relay targeting information, the list is endless. Ammo types and characteristics are one of the choices. So, basically, the correct answer is: Just because you suck doesn't mean that the line needs a buff. -
Please No no no WG, or is this a sign from the heavens?
Karkong_the_Impaler replied to Faceoff's topic in General Discussion
Ok. My crystall ball tells me that you like CVs. But you suck at CV. Really, really hard. You cannot grasp the idea that someone thinks they need a nerf because that would make it even harder for you. I feel your pain. But I don't care. -
Please No no no WG, or is this a sign from the heavens?
Karkong_the_Impaler replied to Faceoff's topic in General Discussion
You can't. You would be like a blind man trying to explain colours. -
So.. before buy a pig in a poke - what's in these containers? Isn't showing the drop chance a legal requirement by now? And didn't you promise something something here? @Seraphice
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Please No no no WG, or is this a sign from the heavens?
Karkong_the_Impaler replied to Faceoff's topic in General Discussion
No. That is filling up the cesspit so you're only into it to your nostrils. It's not even the excessive skill ceiling, it's the impunity with which good CV players - not talking about you, mind you - can defecate on each and everything that floats. -
No, I won't use anti deto flags
Karkong_the_Impaler replied to rollnloop's topic in General Discussion
Also, play submarine, they can't detonate. -
lord mountainbattern is right wg plz upgrade the asw for some ships urgent(youtube link included)
Karkong_the_Impaler replied to Cyberstorm1981's topic in General Discussion
WG disagrees. -
Please No no no WG, or is this a sign from the heavens?
Karkong_the_Impaler replied to Faceoff's topic in General Discussion
The issue is not when you play CV. The issue starts being an issue when @TenshiAkumaNdnd plays CV. And the issue is glaringly obvious when @TenshiAkumaNdnd plays CV against @Mr_Damager , but then we're already in the cesspit of idiot balancing by assuming that if every knife fighter team gets one player with a flamethrower, it's ok, because the other team also has one with a flamethrower. -
So - three days - what's it going to be?
Karkong_the_Impaler replied to Karkong_the_Impaler's topic in General Discussion
Coal. But it might be a while, WG likes to reward the cetaceans who blew real money on it. I like the Shiki better than the Satsuma, for various reasons. But the gameplay is basically very similar to Shiki, with the same guns, just more of them and a fffffffun button, to blap even harder. One can argue that Shiki and Yamato are so similar that you don't even need Shiki, but I feel the short reload and therefore the short time you need to get concealed again is it's biggest selling point. But basically, they all play very alike and you don't really get anything special for your steel, anymore. Can't say, don't have that, my sense of aesthetics doesn't allow me to play this eyesore. Just like the german roll-your-face-on-the-keyboard-wannabe BBs. PS: Concerning Shikishima as opposed to Yamato: Having the biggest gun in the game has it's own merits. If your girlfriend disagrees, she's lying in your face. -
Well, it fits and when I have the need, I choose it. There was never the question if it is still available... Also the next lighthouse event is sure to come and part the fools from their money....
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Which forum members have you seen in random battles?
Karkong_the_Impaler replied to Cobra6's topic in General Discussion
I assumed it also had been banned from the game chat forever by now. I understand it is banned here, but I thought it's a nice gesture to show it that we still laugh about it. -
So - three days - what's it going to be?
Karkong_the_Impaler replied to Karkong_the_Impaler's topic in General Discussion
I still can't deceide, after I blew the excess steel on the submersible scum (which is fun, by the way, and shotgunning hapless BBs feels much more manly than constantly pinging hapless BBs) And if I get Austin, I wouldn't play it or the Gato, so, I'm keeping the steel and the coupon for now. -
Which forum members have you seen in random battles?
Karkong_the_Impaler replied to Cobra6's topic in General Discussion
Was it using the chat? Or the border? Or both? Also, you need to use @Fastmotion to notify it. -
Italian cruisers are intentionally that bad?
Karkong_the_Impaler replied to Fede15thPzDiv's topic in General Discussion
In coop you can play a three legged tugboat, remove all the modules take a 10 point commander without skills and dismiss him, fall face first on the keyboard with a heart attack and still carry the game. The skill floor for coop is basically to click "battle", if you have two brain cellst to rub together, you understand that the actual opponent is your team and that you need to bring the damage to the enemy faster than the rest of them; The skill ceiling is not killing the last remaining bot on your flank accidentally, but to ram it and die yourself, so you can leave early. In randoms, italian ships perform ok, the SAP was strong enough to dominate a clan battle season, IIRC. Personally I use that low tier thingy with the german hydro in ranked with hilarious results, blapping DDs left and right. Fun, unless the last remaining enemy is a BB, then it's awful without torps. Also, nice necro.
