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Karkong_the_Impaler

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  1. Karkong_the_Impaler

    another joke ship ...

    It's a ship designed for potatos, to take the strain of them licking their touchscreen to aim. And you wonder why bots do good in the ship? Well, it's basically the same playerbase. Press W, fall under the table with a heart attack and still deal damage. Now with full exp! Also Incomparable is well endowed enough in the caliber department to show these wannabe BBs (or the oversized cruisers of the schlieffen kind) the joys of overmatch. And also it's squishy as hell, so you need to take care, especially as the secondaries just munch you due to your size and weak cladding. I think running was the issue, get close and personal to joust or use your torps to finish it - it's just a bot after all.
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    Pls make more 1 vs 1 Brawls instead of 2 vs 2 and 3 vs 3.

    In 1 on 1 the ship has just too much influence, I've gotten Schlieffens down to 10% with the Druid, but you just can't win if the enemy has some basic competence. I'm not against 1 on 1 but I would severely restrict the allowed ships. Or maybe allow only one ship with a rental for anyone who doesn't own it. I personally had the most fun in 3 on 3 ranked, that's what I would like to see again. Also, not really much caring about your first world problems. Maybe team up with someone average?
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    Battle Pass Mission

    Ranked is much better in my opinion, games are reasonably fast and you farm steel/gold on top. By the way, coop is not a game mode, it's just something where you trade time of your life for a win, best done with a fast torpedo DD where you go torp the first opponent you meet and ram the second. This may carry health issues, because if you fail doing it, your brain might leak out of your ear. The grace period is only about 30 seconds - caveat emptor. As this is utterly devoid of fun, completely lacking any kind of challenge (apart from keeping your brain reasonably un-liquefied), I think it's not worth it. If you're addicted to the reward mechanic where you get some meaningless gacha boxes where you would even play coop for, you might want to read up on FOMO. A good thing to keep on your mind is, that if something is free on the internet, you're the product. This basically applies to WoWs, too, everybody is alway claiming that the art department is the best thing about WG, but in truth it's their psychological warfare department. They're manipulating those with lesser willpower and/or intellect into an addiction to milk them. The whole industry is no longer about providing a good game where you happily pay 10€/month to play it - it's about making an ok game as a front for a gigantic hornswoggle machinery, trying to take you to the cleaners, body and soul.
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    New tech line: US or Soviet? (need advice)

    Ok.
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    Battle Pass Mission

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    can we have an explanation please WG

    I can even tell the days:
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    New tech line: US or Soviet? (need advice)

    The ships only work if you can play while your lacrimal is foaming, because they're also eye cancer inducing fugly.
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    Struggling on choosing a tech tree

    Man, if post #2 was too difficult to understand, I can't help you.
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    can we have an explanation please WG

    With replay, timestamp and a pretty picture I painted. Thank you for finally replying, I guess.
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    Hey, I am not the best player but...noticed this...

    Can't say. A possible explanation is that not all of them go away, even when you laugh at them long and hard - so there is a continous background noise of conspiracy theories.
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    Hey, I am not the best player but...noticed this...

    @Aethervoxx Come on, don't be just another gassbag - show us the cheats you're experiencing! Or is the thing about not being able to improve also your issue and you rather stay in your little reality filter bubble where you are a great player, just held back by personalized RNG and manipulated matchmaking?
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    Z-52 HE dmg

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    Any submarine clans??

    The horror doesn't stop. Halloween supershits and submersible scum all year round.
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    Hey, I am not the best player but...noticed this...

    Man, you're just a bad player. Face it. Stop your incessant and just learn how the game works. It's not a cheat when you show so much broadside that you get deleted in one salvo. One of your laughable conspiracy theory subscribers provided proof how bad he is by posting replays - unfortunately he's not intellectually capable of improving or even understanding what to do better after being told - but maybe you could? I promise to try not to laugh. Uncurated, please, just a bunch of games, back to back, from one evening, no matter if good or bad. Yes, that's wasting an hour of my life on you, take the offer or don't.
  15. Didn't even know this abomination. That's a premium in the making if you ask me. Two, even. One with a plane, the other with the 30,5cm gun. So crap that it can only be subpassed by a K class.
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    Z-52 HE dmg

    I liked the "sell the duck" feature best.
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    More Variety Of Game Modes: PvE and PvP (Poll Included)

    You are simply crap at making reasonably objective polls. This. Also I wish all the I-401s upon you that you wanted so hard. Get pinged.
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    Any submarine clans??

    Sacrifices must be made.
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    More Variety Of Game Modes: PvE and PvP (Poll Included)

    It's been a while man. I guess you didn't print out these, because you made another useless trash poll, so here you go again: Also... I wonder why you changed your mind since your last loaded poll where you even begged for submersible sky ? Say, is it not fun to be on the receiving end?
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    Any submarine clans??

  21. I'd even pay for premium reports, if the guy I report gets relegated to coop for a week.....
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