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Karkong_the_Impaler

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  1. Sorry, I don't even need to check if I possess jean bart - I know exactly because at the last black friday sale my little finger twitched untill I convinced myself that tier 9 is the new supershat on tier and it's not worth it. On the other hand, it's a smart move by WG to make the lesser ranked leagues T9 and I do have a (secondary skilled) Musashi... Yes, please.
  2. Happens to the best of us - but I'd really like to see that replay, because I don't even have a jean bart. Also, are we down to anecdotal evidence again? This time what that happened to the yoga teacher of your friends cousin? You do understand that a single match doesn't mean nothing? I believe I already tried to explain this to you. Yes, I understand you suffer from some kind of attention disorder, but do you really feel it is opportune to go at it again and again?
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    How my days usually go

    Yes, you're correct. If winning is your thing, git gud or quit. Or play coop, the bots don't shoot back. Or at least, they don't mean it. Edit: https://www.youtube.com/@Yurobeat Watch all his german BB videos. And Ohio. And then the rest, to understand how the other classes work.
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    How my days usually go

    Uh, I team up with a friend who... likes to play overly agressive. We lost the first two matches and since then, not so much. But I wonder - does the MM take only the brawl season into account or all brawls since the change? Because that would be odd... Or are divisions regarded differently?
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    the "carry harder!" thread

    I can't even.... ah, well: ON AVERAGE. This "theory" you cited is only correct ON AVERAGE. That means not in an individual match. Are you intellectually capable of understanding this? You can suck and lose the game for your team. You can carry your team. You can get lucky and you can get carried and you can fail carrying the team (what this thread is about). But ON AVERAGE you get dealt the same teams, it's a gauss distribution, and what you do with it, it's on you. Yes, it's possible that you play like a super unicum and still have an 39% WR just because you always get unlucky in the matchmaking over 10 000 games. It's just so highly unlikely, it's near impossible. Also, sorry, but it's not me making you look stupid. Also: https://forum.worldofwarships.eu/topic/168919-hey-i-am-not-the-best-player-butnoticed-this/?do=findComment&comment=4370590
  6. Amazing. That's not even wrong. Also, these are the DDs you snack with, say, a Druid. The stupid, the desperate, who don't understand that rushing into a cap without support is a ticket back to the port.
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    How my days usually go

    I tried to tell you already, man. It's not your team. Just because you once in a while manage to meet someone who fails even harder than you do, it's not proof that you're a shining beacon of sanity in cesspit of morons. You want to win more? Learn to play better! You still lose? Well, you can't carry everything. Just look at the current brawl, abysmal players, team average below 44%: And our team still lost, because when I pushed to flank them, the remaining team hid behind an island instead of shooting their broadside. You can't carry everything! Also, imagine who would want a german BB player on the team whose only participation in the battle is pressing W and getting sunk? A tiny bit of self reality check and self criticism wouldn't go amiss... Did I link you the guides?
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    the "carry harder!" thread

    Not only that, but I can even answer questions by asking an even easier question in return! Which, if you answer it truthfully, enables you to deduct the answer your initial question yourself. I can even do this snarkily so people notice it wasn't a really smart thing to ask in the first place.
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    CV Spotting

    What are you talking about?! Just look at this example: Not making fun of the person, I expect he's playing with a serious disability. (The only blame I heap on him is not caring about 11 teammates when he takes the most influential ship in the game and basically AFKs. He could very well play coop all day and not piss off anyone else) But what can we see here? CVs became less influential. That is a good thing. They're just still way too influential to the outcome of the match. And getting shat on by a CV was worse back then. So, how in your addled mind was this any better than it is now? Just because AA worked? I remember full AA Desmos getting devstruck...
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    Just had a fight of my life

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    the "carry harder!" thread

    Are you intellectually capable of understanding what "on average" means?
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    game question

    I can't help but feel this pertains to your entire perceived reality.
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    5v5 Tier 8 cruiser brawl

    Put on some lipstick on the pig and pretend it's a cruiser 20230403_223819_PFSC208-Cherbourg_s02_Naval_Defense.wowsreplay
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    game question

    Yes. So, now what was your issue? You wish to talk to WG? There are 'community managers' (manager means as much as in 'human resources managers') you can talk to, that's probably your best bet. Seraphice is one of them, Yabbaduckoe the other. You write the @ symbol and then their name, slowly and then it becomes like @DEEPSHAKS . Maybe send them a private message with your issues? Also, this thread is hidden in plain sight. If you have any issues with tickets, you can simply post there and it's visible not to anyone else. The issue is, this is not fun. You are reknown for writing the darndest things and everyone was waiting for a hilarious relevation of stupendous... well..., let's politely call it "lack of understanding". So, I could offer correction on your mistaken perceptions on how the game works before you make a fool out of yourself. I promise I won't snicker. Much. I will at least try not to.
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    CV Spotting

    You need spotting? Why not play DD yourself?
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    Suggestion: SOLO Play Mode

    Yes, this suggests some kind of deliberation on his part. I'm not sure there is any. At all.
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    CV Spotting

    A good CV player who is denied showing his team the enemy DD vs a bad CV player who, at best, accidentally spots the DD? For whom is this a bigger nerf?
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    Advice on unique upgrades.

    Why not Thunderer? It gets the legmod for free, too. If you have it, that is.
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    ...Well Then O_o

    This reminds me, I actually used to like submarines. And now that I think of it, also CVs. Thanks WG.
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    5v5 Tier 8 cruiser brawl

    Tiger '59
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    Suggestion: SOLO Play Mode

    You and your crap polls. What am I to select in the second question when I answered NO in the first?! Srsly, this must be deliberate - by now you should have gotten it right by chance. Also, for anyone who positively demanded I-400 in one of these trash polls that were loaded heavier than the ever ace you shouldn't be allowed to hide away in some kind of single player experience. All that submersible scum and sky you so desperately wished for should bite you in your
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    CV Spotting

    We asked, for this before, @Seraphice said they tried it and "it didn't work out", and they're looking for differet solutions to the issue. 'Not working out' is someone higher up with an unhealthy love for CVs who actively blocks any required correction is my guess. Now they're still looking. Since months. Can't say what exactly the'yre looking at. Also, minimap spotting would lessen the impact of CVs, as their target won't get additionally blapped by all the sniper BBs - that is what makes CVs so deadly. If you can concentrate on only dodging the pesky sky , it wouldn't be half as bad. It would directly nerf the good CV players, those that actively spot and know how to influence the game that way. I mean, come on, even the submersible scum hydrophone works via minimap...
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    game question

    Ok. I'll bite anyway. Why?
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    game question

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