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Noobsplatter

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  1. Noobsplatter

    Do you like new sounds?

    Well before it gets closed I would like to give a perfect description of what came to my mind when I read the other threads
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    Who are you people?

    Yeah outside of taking vacations. They have to do it like that due to working laws. Do you work night shifts as well?
  3. It did not seem OP at all, to be honest I was a bit hyped up for it but after seeing the vids I am left with the feeling of it being a meh hindenburg with a radar. Might change my mind after seeing more vids though since it`s not properly released yet
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    DONT BUY THE ATLANTA.

    But it`s still fun to play aka worth it? Am I Atlanta syndrome now?
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    Who are you people?

    0 kids. I ain`t got time to breed. Full retard time work schedule (worst weeks are 68 hours in a delightful mix of day,evening and night). But when I have my lovely off weeks I tend to superglue myself to the couch
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    Russian Cruiser Trailer

    I for one welcome our new stronk overlords ( And I will be grinding/free xping them hard )
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    Smoke addon - Aslains WoWs Mod

    That is actually a good argument for it and I respect your opinion. I will however keep punishing myself (aka screaming "regrets!" the times I do happen to not notice one). Being mostly a DD player I tend spot the small glimpses most of the time, the problem is more the short attention span or sailing so far up s**t creek that it no longer matters what I choose to die from
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    Smoke addon - Aslains WoWs Mod

    If it required you to be inside the smoke to see boundaries I would be ok with that mod but as it is now I will just make this face: But to each his own, so far I only play this game vanilla and in wot the only mods I did use was gnomefathers gun and engine sounds (fv 183 sounds <3). Not sure if I like the minimap mod either since my stance is that if you did not notice the shima popping up for a few seconds there then you deserve to eat torps instead of noticing later that oh my, there is a shima around cause the grey ship on my minimap tells me so. Buuut again, to each his own.
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    30 days is 30 days ?

    also
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    They see us rollin - for damage?

    Then you should not cry if a torpedo hit made your ship look like this
  11. It`s a shadow of the beast it was in beta but I still find it fun most of the time, not russian DD level fun but still fun Didn`t get to finish anyone that game but the capping and cap defences paid off, I am sure I made some keyboards lose a few keys around europe that day Edit: using only old pics since I can`t play and make new ones due to cpu cooler not working properly and the replacement is ouf of stock so it will take a while to get it
  12. Lol I can also club! This thread is now a epeen stroking thread.
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    POLL: Which ships are you waiting for the most?

    Nice, it fits perfectly with my off week + bonus vacation week after that. Plenty of grinding time
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    Kitakami

    Lies! I always had a small hope that it would return to my port. The funniest ship I had in cbt. The ship might be gone, but my withdrawals will never go away.
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    POLL: Which ships are you waiting for the most?

    I am just waiting for that sexy T10 Russian cruiser
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    Forum argument resolved with Trigger_Happy_Dad :)

    Coward/borderline pacifist Edit: or wait, what if high amounts of FB = the quickest kill securers?
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    Storm/hurrican in Norway, sudden presents arise

    Whoop, almost forgot about this thread. Yeah strong winds can be a bother. We had a gigantic horror of a pine tree that got a little tilted after the Dagmar hurricane and it was decided that if another hurrican would come along, this giant could fall and do a lot of damage so we decided to cut it down along with 2 smaller ones. The fun part was when we found out the chainsaw didn`t even get halfway into the trunk of the tree. So, we cut away what we could after we had tied a rope to the top and then people could see two grown men pulling and groaning (indecently). Later the roots were removed as well and the biggest one weighed a ton and now, I refuse to have trees higher than 3 meters
  18. So I was drinking my beer, minding my own business while playing wows with a mate when suddenly...as my khabarovsk is rushing towards a 1k+ hp atago....power goes out.. My mate watches as my helpless khab is being picked apart and sent to the bottom and later tells me of it`s fate while probably struggling to keep himself from rofling hard at me. The reason the power goes out is because of a storm/hurricane hitting the west coast of norway and wow, how convenient that I live there Since I now have nothing better to do, I start to peek out all the windows to see if there is much damage to my property, I spot somethings that has been broken apart and sent everywher, not a big deal and I decide to go outside to bring the debris inside rather than it being taken by the wind and rammed into a passing car like a torp rams a straight sailing BB. Since I am already outside I check around for other damage, I find my AC resting on a corner since one side has had it`s fastening bolts ripped out (lol) so I tip it into place. And then I spot it, the glorius thing peeking over the gate to my lawn. A sign that didn`t make it all the way to my house and was just waiting for the wind to power it through my windows. Now, we all know how clever beer makes you, so in my moment of pure genious I picked up the sign and carried it towards my house, but there is a fence I have to cross to get to the one open door I had. As I approach said fence I do a half assed lift off and while it felt like just taking a step I suddenly found myself on the other side of the fence (lol again). I make my way inside and look upon the gift of nature. Looking at the sign might not tell you much, but this sign must have traveled quite a distance, but then again this is just mere details. The important part is, I got a free sign! Thank you weather gods! Also a big apology to my team that had a khab suddenly feeding the enemy a free kill.
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    DONT BUY THE ATLANTA.

    Forgive me lads for I have sinned, I ran over a potato field carried a game...in my...atlanta and even citadelled a myoko. Take that evil statistics!
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    What are the f....... russiand DDs good for?

    Russian DD`s are great but they are quite different to play compared to the other nations. Bonus, my face when my khab gets tossed in games vs 4 or more enemy DD`s
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    Kitakami removed?

    Please relay to the decision makers that once I have stopped crying myself to sleep, I will send them all the stored bottles of tears to enjoy
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    No more seal clubing

    Rip good times, you will be missed.
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