Spuggy

I have more games than I can count in my Friendship

AI controlled Submarines should operate on the borders of maps and sink people who border hug

Bloody hell chaps. Why so many crying whining threads about getting uptiered? All I have to say on it is:

Not a bad weekend to be honest. My youngest son had his first birthday and it was a smashing day. My dad also had his 60th birthday so we all went out (without the kids) for plenty of drinks. Sunday was a pretty lazy day because of this and after we put the kids to bed and watched Top Gear (The Grand Tour) I cleaned up all the decorations and sorted the kitchen out. During this time my misses collapsed on the sofa and passed out. So I got my laptop out, fired up 'Ships and got busy with several games where I did very well whilst shitposting to my American friends about having a POTUS who actually does what he says he is going to do and to be pleased about that. Fun all weekend.

I'm a bit confused with this. If all the tier 8's are in tier 10 games how do the tier 6's end up in constant tier 8 games and then all those in tier 5 ships are complaining that they are uptiered to tier 7 constantly. You get where I am going with this don't you?

Maybe I will pick another skill then!

These ships are fabulous. They are difficult to use but they are friggin' awesome. I've kept all three and I really enjoy the Emerald. The Caledon is the ship I am most likely to let go. The Danae may also get the boot. This is simply because I already have plenty other ships in those tiers. In tier 5 though, the Emerald is staying.

I've been using the HEAP captains perk on my 203mm Mogami and I've been getting some spectacular results. 10k damage volleys with HE on BB's. Fire chance is so high already that I still set lots of fires. This ship is a monster

I do this with my mates all of the time. Things that happen when we are on opposite teams: 1: We hunt each other 2: We feed each other misinformation and try to make our "friends" look foolish. This is such obligatory behavior in the group of "friends" I play in that no one believes anything anyone says in chat and we enjoy shooting at each other so much and beating each other in matches that it increases the competitiveness of the game. We never reveal locations of team members but we might make a remark of a potato being a potato.

The best thing is that we don't need to "pre-organize" divisions for this. We can simply dynamically get into divisions in the match. Simply shout out "RDF Seal Clubber Division <- Join me" in game and make new evil friends!

The Emerald doesn't suck. The Emerald is a very good ship. What is wrong with you people?

15 matches uptiered is 15 opportunities to do epic damage and gain super experience and credits.

Furutaka can citadel all the tier 5 cruisers through the bow. That's her party trick. She gets to say "lol, Angela Merkelling doesn't save you from me!"

I agree with what someone posted earlier. Best way to make them change RPF if you hate it is to use it in a way that is game breaking. Exploit the sh!t out of it any way you can. Make the developers see how broken it is by good players breaking it for new players. Eventually they will see their mistake that way.

I F4CKING LOVE the vast number of BB's in games these days. The amount of damage you can farm is phenomenal. In any ship class if you know what you're doing. In a BB be MANLY (but also smart). Don't throw your life away but don't be a little pussy sitting at the back. In a CA/CL be cautious. Use cover. Spam the living sh!t out of BB's with HE when it is safe to do so. Watch them burn and cry like BBABIES. In a DD just create torpedo soup or ambush the gonads from them. Laugh at the salty tears from complaints of DD's being invisible. ENJOY being a tw4t to the enemy in how you position your self NOT how you behave in chat. Work WITH your team mates even if they don't seem to be working with you. THAT is how you carry your team.

Respectably manly

Oh! I see now! You work for the DNC!

I can't take part in this survey as the answer that I would choose is not an option. Please provide the answer: "POTATO!" so that I might participate

I'm not sure anything you have just said is true. Do you work in main stream media by any chance? Or perhaps you work for the CIA

I've told you before Architekton, I'll do anything. Just please for the love of all that is sacred; put your clothes back on!

Coversation like this: You like ships? -yeah You like ships with guns? -yeah You might like World of Warships then. -yeah? and it's free

Oh, I forgot the most important three things to add to my list of reasons why you should sail USN cruisers.....

US CA have superb AP. Very good HE too. They have pretty good armour too when angled correctly. If you can sail them with proficiency they are very very good. Their main problem is simply they are easily spotted from range. I like to fit mine with the rudder enhancement to get super quick rudder shift (as they already accelerate/decelerate fairly well) and jink and jive like mad under fire. Gotta use cover, only fire your guns when it's under your terms and never show your broadside to anything with large guns.